This morning I think I've just eaten the perfect banana.
Filth! Ban this man!
I have a Pepsi cola with me. Sitting in my basement. We had three tornados touch down near my house![]()
Not good at all. What part?
Brunch was a PB sammich, the last of the Frito Scoops with some hot sauce and a cup of moo juice.
What happened to salads from here on out? Or is that strictly dinner?
Solid LiftersDinner. Plus, I lied. There's a burger patty left and nobody wants it. Guess I'm forced to eat it myself tonight. Either that, or give it to the dog or throw it out. Those two things aren't happening. Yep, I'm being forced.
a PB sammich
a cup of moo juice.
I think the King of Food has lost his marbles!
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Cake for breakfast? Why the hell not? Pancakes are cakes! It says so in the name!![]()
Innuendo? Surely not. Colour, length and girth were spot on and the flavour was the right side of sweet. And yes, I did make eye contact whilst eating it.![]()