My initial thought was a red pepper.Anybody want to take a guess to what this is or was, actually? I will give you just one hint.
It's the legal, moral and ethical right for me to beat my youngest son, Little Booger, with a 2x4, or other blunt object, upside is head until he was dead.
(Note: If any of you took my last sentence seriously, please let me know so I can laugh at you. )