What does a car say about its driver?

[Sage Ages]

"I have no friends."

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

I sell weed to high school students on Friday nights and keep an array of illegal weapons under the driver seat. Holla at me.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I like this guy:

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[RVDNuT374]

My engine's mounted longitudinally, but the car's front wheel drive. I must be losing my mind.

1960's Ford Econoline painted like the Mystery Machine:

 

[Azure Flare]

The driver has 3 friends, a hot redhead, a nerdy girl, and a stoner guy named Shaggy that also has a Great Dane that talks. He and his 3 friends smoke some weed on Friday night and when they finally come back to Earth, they go in search of a haunted house on Saturday morning.

Baja Bug.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"Yeah, see my beetle crawl up those dunes!"

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1999 Chevrolet Cavalier Z24

 

[Sage Ages]

"Who the hell drives these?"

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"Who the hell drives these?"

My cousin & my aunt both use to drive one. XD

 

[Tunerguy21]

The driver has 3 friends, a hot redhead, a nerdy girl, and a stoner guy named Shaggy that also has a Great Dane that talks. He and his 3 friends smoke some weed on Friday night and when they finally come back to Earth, they go in search of a haunted house on Saturday morning.

This made me laugh...probably more than I should have!

Anyway, on with the thread!

 

[Slash]

My cousin & my aunt both use to drive one. XD

My grandma has one lol

 

[RVDNuT374]

"Who the hell drives these?"

Hold my beer and watch this!

2013 Ford Taurus SHO:

 

[Turbotwin01]

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Or

First
On
Race
Day

 

[BerettaGTZ]

"Big block Chrysler's are perfect for idling down main street at 5 mph."

 

[Slash]

This isn't a Charger! Oh well, I will still try to jump it like one!

 

[BerettaGTZ]

"No, I do not have a Steve McQueen fetish, his car was green."

 

[Azure Flare]

It has an Eagle badge on the front, but I have no clue what it is, what is it?

Hold my beer and watch 'is!

FTFY.

 

[MadMike32]

It's an Eagle Premier
"I wanted a boring-looking early '90's sedan that drives far better than it has any right to."

McLaren F1

I'm sure it's been done, but the F1 is worth repeating.

 

[Danny]

'My dad chose my first car'

'My dad let me choose my first car'

 

[Slash]

Need the gas money.


Chevy Monza Spyder 350

 

[BerettaGTZ]

"Billy Beer is my favorite drink."

1989 Chrysler TC by Maserati

 

[White & Nerdy]

"In a few years it'll be worth millions, you just watch. Wait, why is this guy offering me $1,000 for it?"

 

[Sage Ages]

"I'm poor.... in spirit."

 

[Heldenzeit]

"I'm poor.... in spirit."

"Miata's are too mainstream."

 

[Slash]

Stance yo.

 

[Sage Ages]

"Shaved ice! 1 dolla!"

 

[BerettaGTZ]

"If I ad bigger wheels and remove the badges no one will realize it is a 318i"

1991 Mercury Capri

 

[Slash]

I wanted the V8 car but the insurance cost way too much, so I settled for this. At least it's a convertible, that's a nice perk. It's a shame I couldn't afford to import a Euro car from the '70s.

 

[BerettaGTZ]

"I wanted the part supplies of a Foxbody but Mustangs are too mainstream and I believe Smokey and the Bandit is the greatest piece of cinematography in the last 100 years."

 

[Sage Ages]

I thought nobody bought it.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Japanese cars aren't the only ones that can drift.

1978 Chevy Nova Sedan: