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Gladiator...so ive been viewing this thread for a while and i want to post my own reviews but i thought id wait for till ive seen a truly great one so here we go..

...set at the height of the Roman Empire, Maximus Decimus Meridius (a young Russell Crowe) is an impressive and loyal General who wins countless big battles for the Caeser, Maxius Aurelius (Richard Harris), who plans to make him Caeser when he retires, when he tells his son, Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix) that he will not be made caeser, he is livid and kills his own father, makes himself caeser and has Maximus and his family executed, but Maximus fights out of the execution and races off to save his family but its too late, he passes out and gets picked up by a slave driver who trains him to be a gladiator, Maximus gets good at it, works his way up to fights at the big collosium in Rome, where Commodus is an unpopular caeser, when Commodus finds out that Maximus is alive and fighting he has it arranged to have him killed and Maximus vows revenge on Commodus for killing his wife and son, it all leads to a battle to the death between the two in the collosium....also stars...Oliver Reed (he died during filming), Connie Neilson, Djimon Hounsou and Derek Jacobi


This is a fantastic film! everything about it looks perfect, the ways its shot, the acting, produced, soundtrack....it just brilliant, if you havent seen it yet, i urge you to, its one of the greatest of all time IMO....10!
 
Gladiator is a truely great movie, MUSC4EVER.


End of Watch

End of Watch is a really good film. It's about two guys in the LAPD, and no, it's not your typical cop movie - where everything blows up and they shoot anyone and everyone, although it may seem this way from the first car-chase scene. All is well though, it's much, much better than that.

They become unknowingly involved in something much bigger than they had even thought they'd encounter on their day-to-day grind in the brutal police force. Things start to spiral out of control on the job, which also has an effect on their personal lives.

"Do you even feel like a hero?" ;)

My favourite thing about End of Watch is the chemistry between the two main characters, Brian and Mike (played by Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena). They have such a strong bond through their work, this makes them comfortable with pretty much anything, I'd say, around each other. Some scenes from this were so funny, you'd be crying with laughter, but others are very grim and definitely define this fantastic movie.
 
I got end of watch from Lovefilm this week...going to give it a watch this weekend 👍
 
Just watched Jiro Dreams of Sushi. If you like food or sushi and you like documentaries then this is for you. Well worth a watch.
 
I just watched Oblivion. I'd probably give a 6/10.

I had high hopes for this one,
but found the first third was too long, the twist was something that has already been done in "Moon" and the ending was predictable.
 
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

I thought the acting and the special effects were superb, particularly that of Gollum/Smeagol.

Here's my opinion on the plot:
I felt the plot was a bit basic - Bilbo was the classic "fish out of water" that eventually finds his feet.

TBH, I thought that the giant eagles were a bit of a deus ex machina, but then again if this was the book, we'd probably only be 1/3 of the way through - it's probably not a good idea to wipe out at least half of the dwarves with 2/3 of the book still to go.

Score: 8/10
 
@DK

Just about to sit down and watch it. I've read the book and tried to stay away from reviews as much as possible. I didn't see it in the cinema, I've waited till the bluray came out.
 
The Hobbit is a good film, but for some reason I just couldn't help but compare it to The Lord of the Rings. I think this put me off enjoying it as much as I should have. It's still worth the watch and I'll be getting the bluray, too.

Maybe it's because I had such high hopes for it, being a big fan of the LoTR trilogy.
...the 3D in the cinema certainly didn't help. I hate 3D. :grumpy:
 
Well it's just finished and glad to say I really enjoyed it. I'm a fan of the book and LOTR books and films, I even have the BBC Radio adaptation of the Hobbit on CD and I'm glad I watched it.

I can't wait for the other two films and the inevitable extended editions.
 
I just watched Some Kind of Wonderful. (Thought the English in that title sounded weird. :odd:)

Lea Thompson, I only recognize her from some TV series which I didn't give much thought about, but DAMN she was fine back in the days! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Great movie, especially if you're into the 80's, like me. 👍
 
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Super High Me (Michael Blieden, 2007) -- Much like Morgan Spurlock did with McDonald's in the movie Supersize Me, Stand up comedian and marijuana user Doug Benson documents thirty days of pot free living and thirty days of non-stop use to compare the effects of both. The end product is a light-hearted and funny documentary that focuses on two things: the conflict between the state medical marijuana laws of California vs. the Federal anti-drug laws, and on the other hand, the evidence that marijuana usage really doesn't do much harm. If you're knowledgeable with the cannabis culture development in California and its pursuance, it's possible the movie will be no more than a few weed-related jokes. But fortunately Doug Benson is a funny guy and he avoids the movie from being dense or righteous, while making it reachable for people who aren't really at all in the know about the whole legalization rant. 7/10


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Easy Rider (Dennis Hopper, 1969) -- Two counterculture bikers travel from Los Angeles to New Orleans in search of America. Truly one of the biggest American classic road movies... which, in all honesty, sucked. I get the whole anti-establishment tirade the characters often speak about, coupled with the search for themselves and all that, but sadly, 40 years later, this movie can't stand the passage of time because it remains too conceptual of an era, too true and dependent on it, that nowadays it's just three hippies driving around and talking about completely uninsteresting stuff. There's certainly nothing 'easy' about watching it, even with it's relatively short runtime (95 minutes), the movie drags along scene after scene. The point of the movie today is to watch it and think "Hey, that's Jack Nicholson! He's always looked like a psycho!" 4.5/10


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The Girl Next Door (Gregory Wilson, 2007) -- Based on the Jack Ketchum novel of the same name, The Girl Next Door follows the unspeakable torture and abuses committed on a teenage girl in the care of her aunt...and the boys who witness and fail to report the crime. You can watch it as a true crime flick, or as a horror movie, though I think it works better if you lean on the latter, because as a true-crime flick it just doesn't work. Yet, it's not a scaredy kind of movie, but more of an exploitation of actual reality, making you think about it. Still, it's not about revenge, more like a lesson to be thought about, that there are sick people out there who are actually doing this to children, and this has happened before and it probably will happen again. There's many episodes of bad acting, and a lot of screaming, but the overall movie is pretty mediocre, even if the end leaves you wishing more harm would come to the culprits. 5.5/10


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Helvetica (Gary Hustwit, 2007) -- A documentary about typography, graphic design, and global visual culture. Like it so often happens with movies tailored by designers, this one is beautiful, it's esthetic and entertaining, even if it's a documentary about a font, yet it's also a fascinating tale of design and it's implications. The fun thing is that they've taken the whole design, proportions and art directing culture and made it understandable and available to everyone, interviewing very interesting people who are very successful in conveying their passion for design and their conviction to make it work, and it doesn't oversaturate the audience. For someone who works in advertising, it's very good to watch this kind of movie, or for anyone else who works in design, art or is just naturally curious. 7.5/10


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La Moustache (a.k.a. The Moustache) (Emmanuel Carrère, 2005) -- Marc is sitting in his bath one morning and asks his wife, "how would you feel if I shaved off my mustache?" She doesn't think it's a great idea, for the 15 years they've been married, she's never known him without it. He shaves it off anyway, but when he sees his wife, she doesn't notice, neither do their friends, neither do his co-workers. Marc finally flips out, shouts at everyone, tells them he's tired of their little joke, and what do they really think. His wife and co-workers are appalled, what is he talking about, he's never had a mustache. In fact, he's imagining other things as well, or is he?

Borrowing a bit from movies by Michael Haneke and David Lynch, this relatively unknown French movie presents a highly engaging and intentionally confusing story that seems to be a psychological drama more than the identity riddle it tries to be. The movie is quite illogical, but in all its confusion, it's the type of movie that make speople think and discuss about it, yet the existence of many plot holes just work to make the movie more confusing, and that I don't appreciate too much, since it's hard to form a story when you have to assume so much. Still, fun to watch, and great to discuss. 7.5/10


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We Need to Talk about Kevin (Lynne Ramsay, 2011) -- Kevin's mother struggles to love her strange child, despite the increasingly vicious things he says and does as he grows up. But Kevin is just getting started, and his final act will be beyond anything anyone imagined. This non-linear movie is on one hand about the struggles of a mother who has to raise a child she apparently didn't want, and who is a very manipulative and psychopathic son at that, and on the other hand, the same woman having to live her life during the aftermath of said child's murderous rampage at school. The movie's title is exactly what was missing in the family, and for the most part of it, we see the mother's inability to remake her life, while having to live with the knowledge that she never did anything about it, thus, she also has blood on her hands.

This movie itself has a very limited audience, though the way Tilda Swinton wears defeat and guilt as a mask, as well as her willingness to isolate herself make her worthy, in my opinion, of an Oscar nomination at the very least. Keep in mind, despite being a very good movie, it's a downer and very sad and depressing. Still, I liked it. 8/10
 
La Moustache (a.k.a. The Moustache) (Emmanuel Carrère, 2005) -- Marc is sitting in his bath one morning and asks his wife, "how would you feel if I shaved off my mustache?" She doesn't think it's a great idea, for the 15 years they've been married, she's never known him without it. He shaves it off anyway, but when he sees his wife, she doesn't notice, neither do their friends, neither do his co-workers. Marc finally flips out, shouts at everyone, tells them he's tired of their little joke, and what do they really think. His wife and co-workers are appalled, what is he talking about, he's never had a mustache. In fact, he's imagining other things as well, or is he?

I first laughed at the picture and title thinking what a silly movie, but now I want to see it for it sounding so strange. :lol: It still looks silly though. :P
 
I first laughed at the picture and title thinking what a silly movie, but now I want to see it for it sounding so strange. :lol: It still looks silly though. :P

I thought so too, but the synopsis made me so curious about it, I was prepared to overlook the title ;)
 
I watched The Host a few weeks back and my God was it boring. I wanted to kill myself. I should've known better when written on the poster was, "From Stephanie Meyer. The author of The Twilight Saga." Only reason I watched it was because me and my friends had plenty of time to kill and the poster featured a chrome Evora, cool! :D Or so I thought. :ouch:

Today, I watched Olympus Has Fallen. It's a good action movie but some of the ideas just bothers me.

Now, prepare for my nerd rant.

First of all, how did an AC-130 gunship take down two F-22s? Okay, they were both really up close and happen to be flying on the right side of the gunship, which also happens to be the side housing the two gatling cannons, so I guess they were just unlucky and got jumped. Also, what could those Secret Service officers on the streets do really. They were shooting their assault rifles at a fricking military plane, expecting to do what, puncture little holes in it? Next, only one surface-to-air missile site protecting the White House? ONE? Of course you can't shoot down that plane! I would expect an overkill of missile/aircraft defense system defending the White House, creating an impenetrable perimeter or something. One other thing was the Hydra-6 so called "advance anti-aircraft gun". I would expect it to tear those six helicopters to shreds in a matter of seconds, being 'advance' and all. But nope. It sprays blindly at the helicopters and even misses! I thought there already exists something called the Phalanx, accurate enough to shoot and destroy incoming missiles - which fly faster than helicopters. Finally, the biggest annoyance was the fact that self-destructing a nuclear missile will apparently detonate the nuclear warhead. Even if the CERBERUS protocol was initiated, the worst that America would face is the destruction of all nuclear missiles and radioactive contamination at the areas around the silos.

I know, I know. Only one reason to justify all that. HOLLYWOOD.

EDIT: Thanks Foolkiller, I didn't know. :lol: :ouch:
 
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Watched Paul and Body of Lies at the weekend..

Paul was ok with some fuuny moments, but it was all a bit meh really 6

Body of Lies was good though, really enjoyed it 8

LA Confidential is on ITV4 tonight, ive never seen that, so ill be taping it..

...im also getting Jack Reacher and The Campaign from Lovefilm this week...
 
Just watched Evangelion 3.0. It was fantastic.

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The struggle between powers continue. One side wants to trigger the rebirth the world (called an "Impact"), but this requires the complete destruction of the existing one. The other (obviously) wants to prevent that. The film picks up 14 years after the events of Evangelion 2.0 and the protagonist Shinji Ikari was in a state of unconsciousness for that period of time. He wakes up and confused about his whereabouts. The rest you can watch.

Animation was great. Music was beautifully arranged to escalate intensity of battles to greater heights, and film ran for 95 minutes so it wasn't moving at a snail's pace. Cliffhanger ending left room for a sequel.

9/10. Not giving it a ten (for now) and that's because it felt like it didn't fulfill a final goal before calling the end. As for what it is, I'm really unsure.
 
Iron Man 3.

In a nutshell it's a Marvel Studios/Iron Man/Robert Downey Junior "Greatest Hits" Film. So go see it if you're a fan of either or all of the three!

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^same

Great movie, defiantly worth the 3d vip price ;).
Not one part of the film i didn't like, 9.5/10
Wont say much else because everyone should go see this, NOW

Ironman3 - a great start for Phase 2......but will RDJ come back or is Av2 it????
 
Wreck-it Ralph

I've been watching a lot of these CGI animated flicks of late and this one is one of the ones I enjoyed, but probably wouldn't re-watch (unlike say Toy Story). That is not to say it was bad, on the contrary, I enjoyed it; particularly the retro game references and the fact the story whilst linear, had a few different layers to it. The voice casting of the main characters - Ralph apart - didn't quite sit with me though. I'd give it 6.5/10.
 
The Outsiders
A group of youglings called "The Greasers" were a small gang in Oklahoma known for being quite poor and dangerous. One of their parents died, and it was hard living the way they did. Their rivals, the Socs (Pronounced Soshehz) was a rich gang that obtained this name because they were social. This was in the 90's. I haven't seen this movie in a while, but the story is buried in my head, watching the movie and reading the book maybe 3 times. I give it a 10 out of 10. It has all aspects: Comedy, romance, drama, etc.

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La Moustache (a.k.a. The Moustache) (Emmanuel Carrère, 2005) -- Marc is sitting in his bath one morning and asks his wife, "how would you feel if I shaved off my mustache?" She doesn't think it's a great idea, for the 15 years they've been married, she's never known him without it. He shaves it off anyway, but when he sees his wife, she doesn't notice, neither do their friends, neither do his co-workers. Marc finally flips out, shouts at everyone, tells them he's tired of their little joke, and what do they really think. His wife and co-workers are appalled, what is he talking about, he's never had a mustache. In fact, he's imagining other things as well, or is he?

Borrowing a bit from movies by Michael Haneke and David Lynch, this relatively unknown French movie presents a highly engaging and intentionally confusing story that seems to be a psychological drama more than the identity riddle it tries to be. The movie is quite illogical, but in all its confusion, it's the type of movie that make speople think and discuss about it, yet the existence of many plot holes just work to make the movie more confusing, and that I don't appreciate too much, since it's hard to form a story when you have to assume so much. Still, fun to watch, and great to discuss. 7.5/10

After reading your review, I had a crack at watching the movie; your description of it being quite illogical and confusing is quite correct! But so is your conclusion that it is nevertheless interesting. I'd probably give it a lower score, as it might be quite a polarising film, between "that was awesome" and "that was tripe".
 
After reading your review, I had a crack at watching the movie; your description of it being quite illogical and confusing is quite correct! But so is your conclusion that it is nevertheless interesting. I'd probably give it a lower score, as it might be quite a polarising film, between "that was awesome" and "that was tripe".

Probably because I'm a big fan of these 'what the hell is going on' movies, and I thought the end was rewarding... after sticking with it for so long and being as confused as the character, I felt a sense of relief when it all came together. That's something I enjoyed about the movie, though I wouldn't call it a masterpiece either.
 
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The Outsiders
A group of youglings called "The Greasers" were a small gang in Oklahoma known for being quite poor and dangerous. One of their parents died, and it was hard living the way they did. Their rivals, the Socs (Pronounced Soshehz) was a rich gang that obtained this name because they were social. This was in the 90's. I haven't seen this movie in a while, but the story is buried in my head, watching the movie and reading the book maybe 3 times. I give it a 10 out of 10. It has all aspects: Comedy, romance, drama, etc.

I liked the book.... the movie, meh...
 
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Per Qualche Dollaro in Più (a.k.a. For a Few Dollars More) (Sergio Leone, 1965) -- Two bounty hunters with the same intentions, team up to track down a Western outlaw. From the 'Good & Bad & Ugly' trilogy, I think this is the second one, and in my opinion the best one. It lacks the extremely long scenes and uncomfortable silences present in the others and has a plot that is actually more surprising than before. It's also one of the best Westerns per se. Granted, it's not really a sequel, just another movie in the series, but still, the three movies really have no connection between them other than the same actors. Eastwood's character speaks a lot more in this one and it's very much more likeable and more human, as is Lee Van Cleef, where they even show to have good chemistry between them. Aside from the movie itself, it's amazing to see how influential Leone's trilogy (not reiloy) has been on Westerns and other types of moviemaking since. Definitely this is one of those movies you have to watchm even if the genre isn't to your liking. 10/10


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The Ides of March (George Clooney, 2011) -- An idealistic staffer for a new presidential candidate gets a crash course on dirty politics during his stint on the campaign trail. I have to say that despite this being a solid and realistic political drama, it really failed to thrill me or to make me care about the characters. It starts out as a story about the back dealings in a politcal race, and later turns into a morality story about doing what's right, but the political angle is compeltely unnecessary, since the movie could've been about a financial mogul or a priest. Thje movies doesn't get too preachy, but really leaves the viewer as a witness to the dirtyness that involves everyone, making you not cheer for anyone, nor despise them either. Instead, it offers realism, but with some very questionable actions, and I think that many parts of it were either too assuming, or too pretentious. 5.5/10


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The Squid and The Whale (Noah Baumbach, 2005) -- Based on the true childhood experiences of Noah Baumbach and his brother, The Squid and the Whale tells the touching story of two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce in Brooklyn in the 1980s. This is a sad, though sometimes very funny, look at what divorce does to one family, where the father is a pompous, arrogant writer who feels like the victim of a divorce from a centered and down-to-earth wife. Jeff Daniels is amazing in his role of the typical person who thinks he's intellectually above everyone and isn't content until everyone's opinion matches his own. Laura Linney plays the (ex)wife, who feels too guilty about the whole situation to be able to discipline her sons or make strong decisions, and the two boys are caught int the middle of this very awkward position.

The movie has that confessional feeling so common in the genre, and there are moments when this doesn't really work out, yet the acting and the sharp writing make up for these weaknesses, and the movie manages to be straightforward without becoming overly sentimental. 9/10
 
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Oblivion-Starring Tom Cruise

I am thoroughly impressed. A Tom Cruise film isn't every ones cup of tea, his films are normally very orientated around him, this was no exception. It did get a bit creepy at points, like a slow motion shower scene. Cruise, obviously but naked, in the shower caressing himself, running his hands through his hair, all in slow motion.

But when you look past that I found it was a very enjoyable film. It's set on Earth in the year 2077, after a war between the Humans and an Alien race nicknamed the "Scavs". The humans are led to believe the Scavs have left their dying planet in search on a new place to occupy, which turned out to be Earth.
A war ensued and the Humans were forced to use Nuclear bombs to destroy the planet, to deprive the Scavs of Earth and to save the human race. The humans were then travelled vast distances to set up a new civilisation on the moon of Titan, the largest of Suturn's moons.
The story revolves around Tech 49 Jack Harper, who is essentially part of a mop up crew. The main presence on Earth after the war is a large fleet of drones, unmanned highly sophisticated machines which are maintained by Jack Harper. The films follows Harper as he goes on to discover that everything is not as he thought, his life gets turned upside down with a rather interesting and quite clever plot twist.

I will leave the plot summary there, Oblivion is still in the cinema so I don't want to spoil it for anyone. I really enjoy these post-apocalyptic type films, when done well they can be very good. Which this one was, it was based on a graphic novel of the same name, and the plot is very original, innovative and above all enjoyable. That coupled with good acting and very good special effects made this one of my favourite movies I've seen all year.

8.5/10


I'm very tired, a review worthy of a "well done" sticker in a childs school book is all I could do :dunce:
 
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