I have a phone, and it can call people and stuff. I don't know how it does, because it doesn't have any wires or cords, or anything. And even when it's off it can keep track of time better than I can, which is sort of unnerving. I feel like when I'm late to get somewhere, it's just laughing at me as it knows that I won't make it. I usually keep it in a box, because it has an eye on the back of it, and I think it's spying on me. There's another smaller eye on the front, and sometimes the screen shows me that it's spying on me. I see my face on the screen, and it's scary.
Occasionally it starts meowing at me, and I give it a pat by stroking its screen, and then someone starts talking at me, and I get scared... I think it's the computer world trying to communicate with me. I think they're doing research because they ask me about how I'm going. It usually stops after awhile, which means I can come back out from my hiding place. And then it will start shaking and making a scary vibration noise. I think that's it getting angry at me for not communicating with it.