What would you do if you turned into a living latex version of your favorite animal?

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This thread is completely bewildering to me in every way. That link didn't clear it up either :lol:

I suppose that If I were a latex animal I'd wanna be a shark. I could swim
through the ocean, causing all sorts of havoc with surfers and fishermen. While they're busy looking around for my
squeaky,smooth, soft, shiny and awsome
form, I could come up from behind, knock them from their perch, drag them to my domain and have my way with... sink my teeth into... tear them up... swallow.... eat... rip them a new one... make a mess of...annihilate...
kill them. (that's the only wording I can think of that isn't a pun :lol:)

Did I seriously just answer this question?
 
Ähm, wait...

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Later I went, like...

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Then I found myself in this.

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Um... First I need to decide what my favorite animal is...

But, when I do, I would go to it's native land, start a freak show so the other latex-free animals will pay money to see me, get rich, build a mansion, attract media attention...


Then find a wife, attempt to have babies (yet fail, because latex), and live out the rest of my animal life in luxury.
 
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