What would you do if you turned into a living latex version of your favorite animal?

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This image has scarred me for life.

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Anyway this thread is gold. I'm almost in tears. :lol:

I mean "What would you do if you were a giant raccoon?" would be a pretty valid question. Though not much you can do other than walk down the streets and yell at people. :lol: Would probably get some imagination going though.

But latex? Why the hell latex? I mean, really? :lol:
 
Anyway this thread is gold. I'm almost in tears. :lol:

I mean "What would you do if you were a giant raccoon?" would be a pretty valid question. Though not much you can do other than walk down the streets and yell at people. :lol: Would probably get some imagination going though.

But latex? Why the hell latex? I mean, really? :lol:
cause latex ish squeaky,smooth, soft, shiny and awsome :3
 
First, I'd figure out what my favorite animal is.

Then I'd find a circus. They'd initially be all "whoa cool, a talking animal!" but then they'd be like "...out of latex...?" and turn me away, citing "Find a weirder circus, dude" as the reason for rejection.

Then I'd find a weirder circus and make it big.

Finally, I'd meet my gruesome end getting plastic surgery.
 
And you now can see why I thought sex toy.
Why something unusual always has to be linked with sex? I'm not directing this at you personally but it's rather just my observation about general perception of things. Surely the picture in the OP isn't my cup of tea but "oh yeah, somebody must be willing to have sex with THAT" is definitely not my first thought after seeing the image.
 
I'm not a pervert for understanding that these things exist. Latex? Furries and associated fetishes? What else can come to mind?
 
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So I'M the pervert for reacting to something you enjoy doing? :odd:

Please hang up and try your call again.
If you immediately think "Sex!" after seeing something that has little to nothing to do with it, then yes.

Take my words with a grain of salt, that is indeed often a gray area. But immediately assuming something is all about sex when it has arguably more suggesion to the contrary than not, isn't correct.
 
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