What's Your Occupation?

[Danny]

Since everyone's suddenly interested in peoples job, I wanted to create a thread where people can state their jobs, like so.


Edit: Now working at IKEA!

 

[zoxxy]

Uh, you're 15?

 

[kikie]

Nothing, absolutly nothing

I lead a life of leisure (live off someone else's investments) lol

 

[Danny]

Uh, you're 15?

Mhmm.

It's only part time, but I'm being considered for full time when I leave school next year.

 

[Cosmic]

Nothing. Yet....

 

[MagpieRacer]

nothing, but ive applied at brighton pier to work on the arcades section or in the fast food and retail section.

also sending asda an application soon

 

[Event]

Imma Sandwich Artist.

 

[Dave A]

I'm self employed and I work part time as a systems manager, I don't actually do anything most of the time when I'm at Caudwell but at home I sort out contract mobile phones for Orange and 3 customers and I'll be doing O2 soon.

 

[amp88]

Student. Computer Science at the University of Strathclyde in Scotland.

 

[DQuaN]

IT Consultant

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Sales, I work for The Whiting Group, which is made up of the below three companies,

www.drwsupplies.com
www.whitingcanada.com
www.amdor.com

 

[Jugend]

Student.

Part time job as a nursing assistant.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

^ aka Ben Stiller's character in Happy Gilmore !!!

 

[-Fred-]

I'm the Assistant Service Manager (that's the best way I could find to translate it, really), which makes it sound oh so important, when in reality all I do is hand over the bill, explain what's been done and why, and put up with the customer's whining, and take appointments.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

^ " Well, sir, your plugs are gapped improperly and your PCV valve is dirty, I suggest you getting a new engine transmission "

*customer* " you think so ?"

^ " I recommend it to you because I care"

 

[Dave A]

"It'll only cost cough$200000cough."

 

[ExigeEvan]

Chief car Washer of the household.
Forestry Commisioner of the Garden.
Assistant DIY'er.

Hope fully something abit more corporate next summer.

 

[Danny]

^ "Official Rugby Injury Manager"

 

[Flerbizky]

IT Admin doing Network, Windows and Linux servers... And telling lusers they suck.. But hopefully not for long !...

 

[Race Idiot]

I'm a professional internet browser.

 

[amp88]

Windows servers

Bit of an oxymoron, no?

 

[ExigeEvan]

^ "Official Rugby Injury Manager"

Patient, not manager

Anyway, only been 3 black eyes, couple of screwed up fingers, few head bumps and plenty of scrapes and bruises. That's just normal over 8 years play

 

[Flerbizky]

Bit of an oxymoron, no?

Yearh well.. Since my "new boss" asked me, "if it's possible to run our Oracle databases on Windows servers" (Currently SUsE powered) - I gave up... It's just not worth the hassle - So I've asked the turd to fire me

 

[Famine]

Fully-paid-up professional bastard.

 

[Jondot]

Student.

Allthough i'll be doing work experience in 1 years time if that counts. Might go to work at car showrooms. Or pc world. Pc world is good










Or dixons ...

 

[sicbeing]

I professionally leave burning paper bags on people's doorsteps.

 

[xcsti]

Student

I'm a part time "team member" in the target electronics section.

 

[911_Carrera]

Imma Sandwich Artist.

That's a good way of putting it.

My friend says his mother (who is head of catering in a factory) is a "Food Technician".

 

[Slick6]

I mow grass all day.

 

[Dave A]

Funny, I thought you grew grass.