Just out of curiosity, what are some of the most common Americanisms you hear?
There is a two which I hate, children pronouncing Z as Zee.
Do it already, is the other.
Another is calling Wednesday "Hump Day" someone used that in the local library once and got the usual "Excuse me but What" from the old dear at the counter.
Spelling is also getting worse mainly I think due to American software EG: Color instead of Colour etc. But seen as the world is using American software more each day I suppose this is not surprising at all.
One life story I have which did make me smile and think what an idiot was when I was in a Tesco Superstore and over heard about 4 women chatting away when one said with a broad English accent to the area "Oh were here to collect groceries and party equipment for our Pauls Bar Mitzvah" then gurning like she had said something to impress, I laughed when one of the other women said "I thought your Paul was 4 this time" The reply was "Oh he is 4" Again the women whom replied said do you know what a Bar Mitzvah is? She replied "yes it is his birthday party I know that as we heard it being called that when we were in the states not long ago" The other woman said no dear it is mainly a 13 birthday for a boy or 12th birthday for a girl which I think is Bat Mitzvah in the Jewish faith to celebrate their coming of age or something like that and your not Jewish at all. Well this woman looked like thunder and in a stroppy attitude said "I have been to America and I heard them say it so I know what it means thank you".
The very ridiculousness of someone using Jewish terms which fair enough is used a lot in the states due to the high Jewish population and totally turning it on it's head to a point of stupidity and thinking she was bringing an Americanism and being clever had me thinking if I ever got like that I would reach for the noose.
English people on cars saying Hood instead of Bonnet and motor instead of engine.
I know we in England use so much slang it is crazy and I know it sounds like I am bashing Americans but I am not I love a lot of the American ways and there cars especially the Pontiac gto 69 model
, I think it is the old thing like when people go on holiday to Spain or France and when they come back home they talk to you in the limited Spanish or French they have picked up abroad and sound like complete morons. It is just when they use the Americanisms it is said in English and so out of place in England like a stalk of spinach on a wedding cake it makes me frown and feel like shouting shut up you clot.