Actually I put a small picture there because I didnt want to waste space on a huge picture of a years old car in this thread so I got the thumbnail from wikipedia. Thats seriously sad to assume I put a small picture to make it look small, do you think I'm 10 or something!
Apparently niche marketing
and sarcasm are lost on you...
Less than stellar as in it got mainly terrible reviews highlighting that it was and still is basically pointless. Also have you seen many around? I've seen about 6 in all the years its been produced.
Pointless is far too strong a word. Possibly connected to how many you've seen. I don't know where you live, but I live in the North East and half of it is below the poverty line in the UK, and I still see 1-Series absolutely everywhere. I'm not sure whether you're claiming you haven't seen many for added effect to your point or you're just myopic but trust me, there are plenty about.
No because I can have a car which is just as practical for half the price and probably half the tax and insurance. In my opinion BMW is only practical in the 3 series and above catagory because its more competitively priced and the majority of customers at that level will be looking for something other than practicality.
Again, you really don't seem to understand the attraction a particular badge can have.
Saying you could have something for way less money and more practical is like saying you could get something more reliable than an Alfa Romeo or less quirky than a Citroen. It underestimates greatly that wonderful human characteristic of "desire" that makes us want to buy things based on factors other than just purely emotionless requirement.
You
could buy a Golf, and I'm sure it would be wonderful, but for a little more money you could get a rear-drive BMW that handles excellently, performs very well on not a lot of fuel, and has a bit of flair to the design.
Luckily, we aren't all boring and don't all just want the obvious, sensible option. If I'd done that I'd have replaced my Fiesta with another Fiesta rather than an MX5.
Plus that fact that BMW 'people' expect RWD.
No, enthusiasts expect RWD. BMW "people" expect a kidney grille and a promotion to deputy manager. You're kidding yourself if you think that most BMW drivers wouldn't touch anything without RWD. All RWD has meant recently is thousands of people getting stuck in the snow.
I was going to add that but I thought it was obvious. Mini is the exception (the other being Smart) because its really just a fashion statement so it works.
So how is a car with the same standards of build and the same very impressive drivetrain, but with added practicality and badge kudos a bad idea?
So all its got going for it is the badge then... which is nuts in the market its trying to aim for because its got nothing special like Mini. Yes there are niche models here and there but this isnt some Cygnet, it will end up like the Audi A2... a total disaster.
It seems you've missed the point of the A2 also. It was released ten years ago to a market that was a) still slightly sceptical of Audi as a major player, b) not that arsed on an overtly economical car, and c) not prepared to pay a fortune for something the size of a Fiesta.
Times have changed. The Fiesta costs a fortune relative to how it did back then, economy is all the rage, Audis are cool and BMW have seen a gap in the market. It's ripe for the picking.
And
of course it's a badge thing. I can't see how you're unable to realise how important the badge
is. What if BMW had released the MINI as, I dunno, a Riley back in 2001? Do you think it'd have had anywhere
near the success it has, given the worldwide recognition that the Mini has? It could have looked exactly how it does now but had an upright grille (Google "Riley Elf" - it's a Mini with a boot and a posh grille) and it could have handled wonderfully but the name is lost on most Brits, let alone the rest of the world. But no, they called it a MINI and made it look like a pastiche of the original, and it's been selling like Anglelina Jolie covered in crack cocaine ever since.
Badge is very, very important. A vast majority of BMW drivers probably wouldn't be seen dead in an Audi or Mercedes-Benz. Ditto Audi or Merc drivers for BMWs. And a quick look around this forum reveals quite a few BMW fans, many of whom probably can't even drive yet - so the idea of an affordable Bee-Em is probably quite appealing.
Or maybe, there's a young chap or chapess driving around in a new Fiesta right now.
They can't hope to hop straight up to a 1-Series, but hang on... BMW are releasing a Fiesta-sized car? And it's going to undercut the 1-Series by quite a bit? Sign me up! I don't like those nasty MINIs, way too retro for me. A brand new Beemer would be just right for an up-and-coming young knave like myself. Maybe in a few years time I'll have the promotion and I can get a 1-Series!
...See where I'm going?
It's also a bit too large an assumption that it'll sell solely based on the badge. You know the score, BMW don't just release any old crap willy-nilly - expecially if it's based on a MINI platform, it'll likely be a very good car as well as a relatively cheap car with a BMW badge.
We clearly dont see eye to eye on this.
Apparently not, though I see you've decided to no longer talk about the class sizes, so I'm assuming you now concede on that point?