Worst you've dealt with online...

[Ninners]

Joined a cop lobby last night at London,now this was an actual cop lobby,3 cops and if you get 3 warnings you have to drive in a Fiat 500 for 15mins,if you refuse your kicked.

Slowly it turned into a non-cop lobby,with cops leaving so it was like a free run cruise.

But before this happend a guy got really angry because he had to drive in a 500,he started posting loads of sweary and taunted posts for like 30mins and not even driving,luckily he didn't have a mic,this remarks include wishing people to get diseases,getting run over etc and other disgusting business.

He eventually left after the entire lobby was literally against him,I checked his PSN account after he left,only 5 trophies,I guess he was new.

And before that,a Tank car was driving round smashing people against the wall as they pass,I was a victim,I point out to the host that the Tank Car is smashing people against the wall,the Tank car driver changed car and told me to shut up,I told him that he can't me what to do,he said suck my ****,I just typed that I refuse to do that,then 20secs later,he left.

 

[R5]

I get called a hacker because my Honda CRZ TC is faster than someone's overpowered Aston Martin at Cote D'Azur. It can run 1:42 no problem, they run several seconds behind so suddenly I'm a hacker! Yay for having a stage 3 turbo, RS tyres and a decent tune!

Some people just don't like to be beat...

 

[DownHillJDM2]

I get called a hacker because my Honda CRZ TC is faster than someone's overpowered Aston Martin at Cote D'Azur. It can run 1:42 no problem, they run several seconds behind so suddenly I'm a hacker! Yay for having a stage 3 turbo, RS tyres and a decent tune!

Some people just don't like to be beat...

That happens to me all the time when I drive me Mazda RX7 TC

 

[Ranman20]

Goes in a Brazil cop room. Starts off smooth. Clean cruisers, then after 20 mins some idiot comes in start ramming people. Then asks "left or right side". Like you couldn't ask that when you first got their? Then for no reason he does the opposite, drives downward on the left side, like what the heck man. Then I'm cruising with this F1 car( the FGT) and then PHIL( that's only part of his username, his name is longer) comes in and ram me.

That's only the beginning, the FGT car beside me said, " kick piggysmalls". What the fork did I do? The bitch was driving on the wrong side. He said I was ramming, the only person who had my back was the host. I decided to leave and I typed **** all of you.

 

[R5]

That happens to me all the time when I drive me Mazda RX7 TC

It gets very annoying

 

[Spirit]

Running hot laps in a free run lobby at Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps... Some idiot comes down Eau Rouge the wrong way and slams right into me. After that, he typed "red bull wtf". Hmm?? I didn't know that going the right way was considered wrong. But then again, he's probably too young to drive anyway. I am happy to say that the host "black flagged" him around 5 minutes later when he was still going the wrong way.

 

[DownHillJDM2]

Anyone online?

 

[sparkytooth]

Anyone online?

At 11:00pm where I am no I'm not online.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

Was in a cop lobby, used the GT Skyline (pace)... all of sudden somebody says "kick bmw123_ for having the car I want!".

Huh?

 

[The Stig Farmer]

Was in a cop lobby, used the GT Skyline (pace)... all of sudden somebody says "kick bmw123_ for having the car I want!".

Huh?

That's annoyingly believable.

 

[sparkytooth]

Was in a cop lobby, used the GT Skyline (pace)... all of sudden somebody says "kick bmw123_ for having the car I want!".

Huh?

Thankfully you won't see me doing that

630 mostly non duplicate cars.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

Thankfully you won't see me doing that

630 mostly non duplicate cars.

I have about 1010 mostly non dublicate *hehehe*
;-)

 

[sparkytooth]

I have about 1010 mostly non dublicate *hehehe*
;-)

I'm sure to kick you next time if you have a GTR pace car

 

[R5]

Got kicked for doing a sub 2:20 lap of Spa in a fully tuned C12...

Mainly due to the host saying his Veyron couldn't lose and that it could do a 2:27 if he tried. He also slowed me down. So there was more to come

 

[DownHillJDM2]

I was kicked for winning 600 pp race in a Ferrari 599 '06. I won by 15 seconds and was kicked for "hacking"

 

[sparkytooth]

I was kicked for winning 600 pp race in a Ferrari 599 '06. I won by 15 seconds and was kicked for "hacking"

They must be horrible drivers

 

[DownHillJDM2]

They must be horrible drivers

The host had a detuned Viper and others had ZR1s and R35s . None of them could drive or control their cars

 

[sparkytooth]

The host had a detuned Viper and others had ZR1s and R35s . None of them could drive or control their cars

Bonus Stupid Points if they were on RS tyres

 

[R5]

Bonus Stupid Points if they were on RS tyres

I imagine they were...

Note: I only use those for fast laps (I.E- free runs)

Edit: story time!

In my friends league (the one I mentioned in an earlier post, touring cars with 300bhp, 1200kg) some people have decided RWD cars are useless, and went 4WD. I went with my BMW Z4 coupe and set to work.

Track selected was Montegi, so I decided to run with harder tyres first, to stay out longer. My team mate in his red Peugeot 207 GTI had got a better start and was in P4, I was back in 9th after a bad qualifying session (all part of the plan) and soon overtook a guy in his TT, the first lap passed and we were all in a nice rhythm; single file most of the time, clean overtakes. Then on lap 24, I gained on my team mate, but gave him space into turn 1, he took the inside line and understeered so I took his position. I went on to get p5 (team mate in P7)

After the race, the host took "interviews" to put onto our Facebook group for all the others in lower or higher leagues to read. I read what my team mate had to say "I was going well, then Callum (Team mate) decided to ruin it by pushing my car off the road, he didn't give position even when prompted" so I asked when did I hit him and when did he say "Position" then uploaded a replay from my POV. He then moved on to another team and is now "My worst rival".

I'm looking forward to Indianapolis...

 

[lbpomg95]

I see many people with little respect for the small people who use the fabled X1 series, or the rather stupid hacks.

I tend to host a lot of Free Run/cruise lobbies on ANY track (lobby will be opened on Nurburgring) with SRF, ABS and TCS banned. I'll happily impose tyre limits if many lobby members ask for one. The PP limit is normally 750pp to prevent Red Bulls and some hacks. Obvious hacks will be kicked immediately. Realistic hacks I guess will be allowed.

Anyone here who wants to join a CLEAN, (semi) mature, chilled cruising/drifting/hot lapping environment, feel free to add me via PSN. I'm looking especially for a group of people who will likely be getting GT6, as I'd like to have a group of mates to cruise around with on the new game.

 

[Turbulence]

I joined a Nascar at Daytona room and the host was the most cocky complaining female I have heard on the game. If you got in her way she kicked you, she was so annoying my girl yelled out "What a B#tch"! and then I got kicked to.

 

[nascarfan1400]

I joined a Nascar at Daytona room...

Mistake #1

 

[R5]

Joined a "Forza Italia" room.

Kicked for using my Stratos.

Wat?

 

[Dan]

Joined a "Forza Italia" room.

Kicked for using my Stratos.

Wat?

Was everyone else in a Ferrari?

 

[R5]

Was everyone else in a Ferrari?

The cars I managed to look at

Pagani Zonda R
Ferrari 458
Fiat 500 F
Ferrari Enzo
Ferrari Enzo

There were a few others, I messaged the host and he said Lancias aren't Italian.

I told him they are and he said "No. Go away."

Logic...

 

[Dan]

The cars I managed to look at

Pagani Zonda R
Ferrari 458
Fiat 500 F
Ferrari Enzo
Ferrari Enzo

There were a few others, I messaged the host and he said Lancias aren't Italian.

I told him they are and he said "No. Go away."

Logic...

What's that sound?

Oh it's the sound of a million people facepalming around the world.

 

[R5]

What's that sound?

Oh it's the sound of a million people facepalming around the world.

Should be billions :-/

 

[Dan]

Should be billions :-/

There should be billions of car lovers.

 

[R5]

There should be billions of car lovers.

It'd make the chats about the advantages and disadvantages of smaller displacement and forced induction along with hybrid drive seem a lot less strange

 

[White & Nerdy]

It'd make the chats about the advantages and disadvantages of smaller displacement and forced induction along with hybrid drive seem a lot less strange

Yes, and it would make "FWD is useless because boring" less of a ridicule-magnet.