"Quick Match Rhapsody" by TeamCZRRacing - adapted from Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a Quick Match
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the screen and see
I'm just a clean driver, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the race goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just reported a man
He put his bumper to my back
“Had no brakes,” and now I’m dead
Mama, race had just begun
But now he’s gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
This idiot smashed me off
If I don’t ragequit this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, the race is done
Sends shivers down my spine
Knuckles aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind to race each other
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the Gran T’rismo
Dirty drivers and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a clean driver and nobody loves me
He's just a clean driver from a nice family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! These races are too short let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a game mode put aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can smash me and spit in my eye
So you think you can crash me and leave me to die
Oh baby can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
Anyway the race goes