Would Clark Kent drive a Mazda?

[MIE1992]

Now hear me out. Clark Kent is Superman. Superman can be translated - at least roughly - into ubermensch, a term coined by Nietzsche in his 1883 book "Thus Spoke Zarasthura." Now, Zarasthura, who's also known as Zoroaster, is the founder of Zoroastrianism, whose main benevolent deity (not unlike YHVH) is Ahura Mazda, which in turn is the namesake of the Hiroshima-based automaker. Therefore, Clark Kent drives a Mazda.

 

[AnimalTurismo]

I guess he does???

 

[MatskiMonk]

 

[Famine]

 

[MIE1992]

I will also candidly admit that I had three Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPAs before I wrote this.

 

[AnimalTurismo]

I will also candidly admit that I had three Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPAs before I wrote this.

I think you need to lay off the Voodoo, dude... 😅

 

[MIE1992]

I think you need to lay off the Voodoo, dude... 😅

Not a bad point - it is 9%, after all.

 

[MatskiMonk]

It's a plausible theory on the basis of Newton's 5th Law of Motion, which states, Miata is always the answer.

 

[MIE1992]

It's a plausible theory on the basis of Newton's 5th Law of Motion, which states, Miata is always the answer.

I could see a Miata being fitting for the comedic factor, of this bulky Kryptonian fitting into this relatively compact sports convertible. But I wonder if an Autozam AZ-1 would be even more comedic - not to mention a demonstration of Superman's "worldly" nature, as the AZ-1 was only sold in Japan IIRC.

 

[Meythia]

ubermensch

It is roughly that, because if you wanted to be precise you are missing 2 dots: Übermensch.

 

[RACECAR]

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Nah, he drives a 1994 Toyota TownAce Super Extra

 

[Tornado]

Not only would he drive a Mazda but he would drive a Miata and constantly field questions about whether it was Lois' car when they were together.


Clark Kent is, in spite of whatever damage Snack Zyder has done to the IP, at his core a goober.