I was going to write loads of short ones but I have thought of a long but funny one, so anyway...
You know your playing GT4 to much when your driving to work when your on the motorway and a police car pulls from the inside lane to the middle lane in front of you. You are driving behind him for a couple of seconds, when suddenly, his lights start flashing, and he speeds of. However you think that it is the safety car on one of the lincence tests so of cause, you speed of and follow it. After a minute or so, the driver realises you are following him and pulls over, and since you think it is the safety car, you do exactly the same thing. The policeman walks up to the car and opens the door!
Policeman: Excuse me sir, can you tell me why you were following me!
Dude: Get back in the car and drive. I have to follow you round this circuit in less than 1.45:700 or I wont get my Interbatinal A lincence!
QUICK!
Policeman: What on earth are you talking about sir?
Dude: Ohh, I have failed now! Where's the restart button! I want to try again!
Policeman: [ON RADIO] This is unit 911, do you know if there is a vacancy in a mental instutustion please?
Dude: Me wanna go again!
RESTART BUTTTON NOW!
Policeman: Sir we also have reason to belive that this car is stolen, were did you get it from?
Dude: Well lets see, I went onto Gran Turismo mode, then I went onto the used car early 1990's section and I brought it. Then I went on to GTAuto to get the oil changed and the car washed which I did by pressing the X button!
Policeman:
Now thats what I call adiction!
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