When you say "I learned how to drive in Gran Turismo".
Spot on.
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...you find yourself thumbing through the official guide comparing grid line ups power to weight ratios to pick a suitable car.
...you keep reaching for circle on your steering wheel to handbrake round the supermarket car park.
...speed in real life no longer feels fast. Then you look at the speedo and fear for your license. Whoa boy!
...during a ride out in your real car, before you stop, you look forward to seeing that good bit on the replay. Then realise you won't get one and be gutted.
...you engine brake and take the optimum racing lines. Even at 30mph in traffic.
...you find yourself cruising round Monaco at the speed limit. Just for the "ride out"
...you dismiss superb cars as too slow.
...you have the GT4 "World" menu screen as your mobile phones screensaver.
...you wake up screaming "No I don't want to fit it now, it takes twice as long."
...you find yourself watching your replay playlist (again) rather than television when you can't be bothered to play.
...you have filled 2 USB sticks in photo mode.
...your girlfriend says "I don't know how much more motorsports I can take."
...you spend hours setting up a car even though there are no races for it.
...you know what's wrong with a car setup after the first corner.
...you struggle to lift your cup of tea after hours of force feedback abuse.
...your mates won't play you anymore.