You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

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? There are many players a lot older than 27.

Yea, I'm 42. :indiff: I don't look it, tho. :)

You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

Your birthday present to another person is how to get the Zonda Race Car.
When your folks tell you to turn the TV volume down and you reply with the following: "You can't turn down a car in real life."
When you're playing the Elder Scrolls IV and you're walking up the steps or around one of the corridors in the Oblivion Gates in a drifting motion.

:lol: Yah! Another Oblivion fan!
 
really? i dont think i'll be playing GT around 27 that'll have me as a 20+ years Gran Turismo vet. i want stocks if thats the case! and REALLY $721 for a PS3? Norway would have a mid-life crisis if they see the new US ad with the PS3 going for $299!
 
for your information I was only letting everyone know my real age because if you had read my posts you would have understood that only somone with the IQ of a ten year old could spell the way i do now understand thank you .
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Have I made myself clear, lads?


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Parnelli is going through a mid life crisis::sly:

Exactly. Instead of a bad toupe, trophy wife, and a Corvette or a 350Z, I've got "hairline reconstructive surgery", a girlfriend who plays "Beadazzled", and hundreds of cars.
 
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When your racing (running) someone,and then you full over and then your opponent fulls over,and then really gets up in less than 5 seconds,you shout"No fair,where's the Five second penalty?"

When you running racing someone again,and your opponent fulls over you say"Stupid AI"
 
I've got some more ones:

When you've downloaded songs off limewire from the soundtrack, and recorded it direct from the game if it wan't on there... (guilty of both charges)

When you look on TradeMe (NZ Version of eBay) for a 2nd-hand Toyota Sera. I haven't got my licence yet (2 more years), but i did look...

When you go to a friend's house you go straight to the PS3 and pop in GT5P (technically guilty)

You dedicate your life to the one thread: You know when you're playing too much GT4 when... (Most people are guilty here LOL)

You're eyes actually become square...

You're up at 2 in the morning looking for ideas to post in this thread

You just realised you have other PS2 games

your Cat/Dog/Goldfish/mouse/axolotl/children/elderly mother has died because you forgot to feed it. (no offence to Cat/Dog/Goldfish/mouse/axolotl/children/elderly mother lovers)

you expect to get a free holden commodore when you see it in the newspaper:
first off let me give credit to VTiROj for giving me the idea to make a GT4 Story.

Chapter One:The Holden

...I stepped out and he said "Like it?" I said "Heck yeah!" then he said "That will be 36,000$ please. My jaw dropped. I sighed as I went back to Corrola. I opened the door when I heard his Mom say. "Mark give this nice man this car for free." Mark said "Whatever." I yelled a loud "Yes!" He yelled "why are you yelling for a peice of crap no good junkyard car!?" His mom yelled "Time for bed!" He started whining. i called my bubby and told him to take the Corrola back home. I'll take the Holden.
 
When you have a full garage full of cars you tuned.

When you go to a car show and then you see a car and you say"I have that car it's got 700BHP" It also can just beat a Honda Civic!

When you get asked what car this is you say"oh I know this car it's got this BHP and it ways at this much".

For Home learning you have to read,what things you read are "300 mph" and TRD and other signs"

When you get a call and then you reach out to your pocket,and pick up your memory card.

In you "family Photos" you take pictures of your car(s) in GT4 and you GT4 disk and Cover.
 
You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

...you find yourself whistling to the tune of the menu music at work (or at school) [Guilty]

...you realize that your Ipod only has songs from GT4

...you shun certain car movies because they don't feature cars in GT4

...90+% of the cars you know in real life you learned of in GT4.

...you're from the United States and refer to a VW Jetta as a VW Bora
 
...90+% of the cars you know in real life you learned of in GT4.

...you're from the United States and refer to a VW Jetta as a VW Bora

Oh,I've got one for that car!,When some ones says "borat"you say"have you gave the VW a tune?
 
You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

...you find yourself whistling to the tune of the menu music at work (or at school) [Guilty]

...90+% of the cars you know in real life you learned of in GT4.

/Guilty/:dopey:
Specifically Judias Priest 'Freewheel Burning'. When GT3 was out it was ":PTurbo Lover"
 
..when you go back to the beginning of the tuning garage you're running, look at your old tunes and wonder "What the hell was I thinking back then?:odd:"
 
when you take a bath and after wards realize that all of your boxers are drying in the dryer and you log onto GTPlanet.net and post this post while now beginning the World Classic Car Championship in a blue towel!
 
when you take a bath and after wards realize that all of your boxers are drying in the dryer and you log onto GTPlanet.net and post this post while now beginning the World Classic Car Championship in a blue towel!

Damn! You are now officially addicted to GT4.:cool:
 
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