Youabian Puma ($1.1 million!?!)

[Pupik]

They say a photograph is worth a thousand words, but I just have one:

Disgusting.

 

[White & Nerdy]

Having the headlights set close like that could be dangerous at night, too.

 

[Ken]

The man you made the Puma, Dr. Kambiz Youabian is now trying to sue Jalopnik and other auto journalist who called his car ulgy.

I think he is suing them in hopes that he can actually afford his own "car".

 

[Azure Flare]

@Pupik You made me look at this "thing" again.

Reported.

 

[Pupik]

You make us put up with ponies and a few years of your font color choices, I merely re-post what doesn't exist in the OP anymore.

It has a top!

What the hell is going on here? It's 10% sturgeon, 20% elephant, 30% Plymouth Prowler on LSD, 20% Bondo, and 20% Frigidaire.

Not sure if Photoshop, or...three of these exist. They must be hunted down and exterminated, but they'll probably just quietly self-destruct like Replicants.

 

[Azure Flare]

 

[Panoz]

It looks like a rolling turd.

 

[Pupik]

So it is a Lexus SC 430 convertible folding top.

Edit: no, it isn't.

 

[Azure Flare]

Looks more like a Volvo C70 roof to me.

 

[RocZX]

So it is a Lexus SC 430 convertible folding top.

It's a Volvo C70. Even the interior and headlights are from a C70.

 

[Ken]

Every time I see pictures of this car I just think of this:

A big ugly fish face with it's ugly narrow front end.

 

[Pupik]

Those poor donor Volvos.

 

[Robin]

Yup it's basically 100% C70 with just some HUGE body kit on it.

 

[MoLiEG]

It looks even worse when viewed from above...

 

[Terronium-12]

Why the 🤬 is this still a thing?

 

[glassjaw]

My favorite part about this...this thing is the badge. It's perfect. And he's a doctor, probably from the same university where Jeremy Clarkson became a "thrice doctor of engineering" or whatever it is that he calls himself.

 

[sparkytooth]

Oh lord, I thought this car wouldn't become a thing.

 

[Terronium-12]

That thing needs to be destroyed. The factory, the blueprints - all of it needs to be destroyed.

 

[sparkytooth]

I kinda want one like I want Jay Leno's Tank Car. Just because I'm insane.

 

[Panoz]

I found this about how serious this guy is. Read the bottom.

http://www.cosmeticlasercenter.net/

 

[JAHHAJ]

This is why some people shouldn't have the freedom to design whatever they want, was the designer just trying to make the ugliest car in the world? If so then he's pretty much achieved it.

 

[Azure Flare]

That thing needs to be destroyed. The factory, the blueprints - all of it needs to be destroyed.

The spare one I keep, and an extra 25,000 rounds of ammunition just for you.

Let's go wreck some 🤬.

 

[Wiegert]

I'd rather wait for a post-lipo edition. Preferably not botched, or looking like a C70 with excess skin bodywork hanging off.

 

[AudiMan2011]

The spare one I keep, and an extra 25,000 rounds of ammunition just for you.

Let's go wreck some 🤬.

I'll call in the tactical carpet bombing to ensure complete destruction of that hideous creation and anything that remains of it's existence.

 

[Robin]

I found this about how serious this guy is. Read the bottom.

http://www.cosmeticlasercenter.net/

Wow, the definition of 'don't quit your day job'!

 

[RDF97]

The interior is 100% C70...but they made it look uglier.

Not that I'd condsidor buying one but for a $1.1million car, I would expect a lustrous leather, throw in some wood maybe, plus some shiny bits filled interior BESPOKE to the car!

 

[NinjaDesignz]

The only logical the thing you could do with this car is kill it with fire

 

[Fat Tyre]

Kenny Powers would buy one.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

This thing just scarred my eyes!!!!!

 

[Fat Tyre]

The ultimate troll car.