WHYY?!?!?!? IF YOU AIN'T GONNA APPRECIATE IT, WHY NOT GIVE IT SOMEONE WHO WILL?!??!!?!?
Yea, you go away, hater. It's ok little Alpine,
I like you, so you stay with me now after I duped you and forget about meany pants Roj.
Cruelty to Alpines.
But I seriously agree, it is not as bad as you make it out to be. It's actually not as slow-feeling as you would expect, it doesn't have bad cornering at all and it really doesn't deserve all this hate from you. It's sort of like the original Golf GTI or the old Mini Cooper S - you think it's just slow, but it's actually pretty joyful in a way. Though the looks don't help like you say
Anyway, I have devised my own 'rally schedule' which I will eventually test all the cars on when they are all released. Note that some tests are repeated as per WRC style repeating stages.
Day 1 - Tarmac tests
1. 3 laps of a custom 3/4 mile Tokyo Bay Kart Track
2. ??? laps of Trial Mountain (currently undecided on lap count)
3. 10 laps of Eiger Nordwand Short Track
4. 8 laps of a custom 1.75 mile+ Mt Aso Tarmac circuit
5. ??? laps of Trial Mountain (maybe in Reverse?)
6. 10 laps of Eiger Nordwand Short Track
with possibility of rain
7. 8 laps of a custom 1.75 mile+ Mt Aso Tarmac circuit
Day 2 - Few more tarmac tests + gravel tests
1. 2 laps of a custom (almost) 4.5 mile Toscana Tarmac circuit
2. 7 laps of Toscana
3. 3 laps of Eiger Nordwand K Trail
4. 2 laps of a custom 4 mile+ Liege Gravel circuit
5. 2 laps of a custom (almost) 4.5 mile Toscana Tarmac circuit (might do at night)
6. 7 laps of Toscana (might do in Reverse)
7. 3 laps of Eiger Nordwand K Trail (might do in Reverse)
8. 2 laps of a custom 4 mile+ Liege Gravel circuit
9. 3 laps of a custom 3/4 mile Tokyo Bay Kart Track
Day 3 - Snow tests + final tarmac test
1. 5 laps of Chamonix Main
2. 3 laps of a custom 1.1 mile Tokyo Bay Kart Track
3. 2 laps of a 4 mile Alaska Snow course
4. 5 laps of Chamonix Main
with chance of snow
5. 2 laps of a 4 mile Alaska Snow course
in snow
6. 3 laps of a custom 1.1 mile Tokyo Bay Kart Track
I know it sounds advanced, and it is.