F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

LewyOs · Jun 29, 2010

2 lines spoil the hopes of victory for the English, but you try wiping the smile of Lewis Hamilton's face when Nicole is offering a lap dance.

GTP_Ingram · Jun 29, 2010

mafia_boy
Lewis and his technician have a giggle as they fit the newest part to Jenson's cockpit, a whoopee cushion!

I wonder where you got the inspiration for that caption

Touring Mars · Jun 29, 2010

interludes
Sorry, chromatic, but I think you'll find we can't use "other media" in our entries.

You can still post captions with pics and other media if you like, but they will not be allowed in the final vote.

mafia_boy · Jun 29, 2010

pippin4652
I wonder where you got the inspiration for that caption

That wasn't my final entry either.

For once, I'm going to do a multiple caption, and send TM a PM with it. :mischievous:

Stiggy · Jun 30, 2010

Mechanic: "Why are you laughing Lewis? Don't you know that you recieved a drive-through penalty?"
Lewis: "The laughing is nothing to do with the drive through. In fact I am laughing at Alonso whinging more than a Forza fanboy when their Xbox gets the Red Ring Of Death."

Lizard · Jun 30, 2010

Lewis did you hear Vettel is selling german football shirts at silverstone.

DQuaN · Jul 1, 2010

Mechanic: Ok Lewis, here is your practice data. I'll go and share it with Jenson now shall I?

RACECAR · Jul 1, 2010

Silly Button, Forza's for Kids

atteiros · Jul 2, 2010

Mechanic: ...Then we snuck tampons in Alonso's fuel tank and a banana down his exhaust pipe...

Touring Mars · Jul 5, 2010

Voting for Round Nine is now open

Round Ten: Britain - will follow on Monday 12th July

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Free Practice will follow later today

Touring Mars · Jul 6, 2010

Voting for Round Nine is now open

Round Ten: Britain - will follow on Monday 12th July

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Free Practice
(image selected by Famine)

daan · Jul 6, 2010

No, Atom Ant, you can't come out. That would give away our secret.

Touring Mars · Jul 6, 2010

I do the bowing, Mark does the scraping

LewyOs · Jul 6, 2010

Sebastien acknowledges a great shot to the nether region from Mark, with a low five.

Smallhorses · Jul 6, 2010

*To Bernie* "Please Sir, can I have some more?"

mafia_boy · Jul 7, 2010

SV: After you Mr.Webber, I don't need a repeat of what happened in Turkey.

Touring Mars · Jul 9, 2010

ROUND NINE - RESULTS

1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts
2nd: daan - 18 pts
3rd: Pescara for GT5 - 15 pts
4th: Soundtrack - 12 pts
5th= atteiros, pippin4652, TS, zed300 - 7 pts

Winning Entry

Touring Mars
Hey Lewis, we recorded something for you...

Ferrari team radio

Fernando Alonso: "Where is he?"

Andrea Stella: "He's second... it is really unfair, it is like no penalty! But today we look at ourselves and let's see what happens after... I want you to be very wise and calm."

Fernando Alonso: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!...."

Click to expand...

Standings (after Round Nine)

1st: Touring Mars = 99 pts
2nd: pippin4652 = 90 pts
3rd: Smallhorses = 79 pts
4th: interludes = 56 pts
5th: PeterJB = 52 pts
6th: Omnis = 41 pts
7th: Soundtrack = 40 pts
8th: Famine = 37 pts
9th: daan = 36 pts
10th: mafia_boy = 29 pts
11th: yeti = 28 pts
12th: Alex. = 25 pts
13th: zed300 = 24 pts
14th: Pescara for GT5 = 23 pts
15th=: peterjford, SUPER NUMBBER = 20 pts
17th=: PureAwesomeness, TheStig13 = 18 pts
19th: ExigeEvan = 16 pts
20th: LewyOs = 15 pts
21st: mipuumal = 13 pts
22nd: TS = 12 pts
23rd=: BlacqueJacques, ROAD_DOGG33J = 11 pts
25th=: orimarc, Fastas = 10 pts
27th=: NihilismOnToast, RACECAR = 9 pts
29th: Only_in_f1 = 8 pts
30th=: haitch40, atteiros = 7 pts
32nd: Ian Poole = 6 pts
33rd: analog = 5 pts
34th=: SaberFire, Seismica, Captain Roh = 4 pts

Congratulations to me for winning Round Nine of the competition :cheers:

Results Archive updated in the first post

Round Ten: Britain - will follow on Monday 12th July

Lizard · Jul 9, 2010

With Mark unavailable Vettel concludes the aerobatic display.

prisonermonkeys · Jul 9, 2010

Ack. I'm having a few shockers - I think that's three straight non-scoring rounds - and while I'm clinging onto fourth place, third and above are slipping away. Somebody vote for me!

atteiros · Jul 9, 2010

Is that a raindrop or is Alonso crying again?

prisonermonkeys · Jul 9, 2010

Sebastian Vettel: "Hey, a nickel!"

PeterJB · Jul 9, 2010

interludes
Ack. I'm having a few shockers - I think that's three straight non-scoring rounds - and while I'm clinging onto fourth place, third and above are slipping away. Somebody vote for me!

I've got just one vote and haven't scored at all in the past five rounds!

Seismica · Jul 9, 2010

Hi Bernie!

livemusic · Jul 9, 2010

TS · Jul 9, 2010

Everyone knew Sebastian was a team player, but nobody thought that he would bend over and take one for the team.

DK · Jul 10, 2010

Sebastian Vettel is interviewed by Richard Hammond.

Seismica · Jul 10, 2010

There is only room for one short joke :grumpy:

Mine is related to F1 though :sly:

Touring Mars · Jul 12, 2010

Round Ten - Britain

Entries by Sunday, 18th July - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

Soundtrack · Jul 12, 2010

LH: So Red Bull gave him a better wing?
MW: Yeah, and I received his second-hand chassis, but obviously the kid had no clue on how to honor the lady!

Ian Poole · Jul 12, 2010

Mark Webber and Lewis Hamilton staring into the mirror; one was a great number two driver and the other is a great number two driver and both think it's a load of Red Bull:censored:

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