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[aerolite]

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Brought to you this week by "MR. AWESOME"

I guess I can only say that last night was a great night of racing Though I am MR. AWESOME, the highlite of the night was lapping Sloban in race 1!
Good pics for this week Mike, (I had left it up to him this week), the cars and tracks made for close racing most of the night, especially race 4 where most of the field were together for a good part of the race. There has been some great race craft of recent, lets keep it up.

Congrats to @aerolite, this weeks "Mr. Awesome" for the overall win

 

[barryf1fan]

Congrats @aerolite - Some fun racing last night, even at the back of the pack where us NON-awesome's were driving around, trying to stay out of your majestic way. Yeah, Great picks @Mike Lobban ...

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Brought to you this week by "MR. AWESOME"

I guess I can only say that last night was a great night of racing Though I am MR. AWESOME, the highlite of the night was lapping Sloban in race 1! . . . .

Spoiler: Where SGETI is . . . :-)

 

[barryf1fan]

And just so everyone recalls back to Week 147...

@GUTTERBOY3007 is right, this is the apocalypse... How did the Co-Big Cheese go from sucking hind-tit all the way to Mr. Awesome?!?!
IN A WEEK??!! WTF?!

 

[Mike Lobban]

We’ll just ignore race one and two. Race three and four though were a hoot. Watch at the end of race four where Aeroidliketokickyouinthenuts was at my mercy on the last turn. I had that lying dog faced pony soldier beat like a rented mule, so what’s a WANKER to do? Dastardly puts me into the wall and steals my spot. HOW DARE YOU!!!


By the way Co-Big Cheeze..................Congrats.

 

[barryf1fan]

 

[aerolite]

And just so everyone recalls back to Week 147...



@GUTTERBOY3007 is right, this is the apocalypse... How did the Co-Big Cheese go from sucking hind-tit all the way to Mr. Awesome?!?!
IN A WEEK??!! WTF?!

We’ll just ignore race one and two. Race three and four though were a hoot. Watch at the end of race four where Aeroidliketokickyouinthenuts was at my mercy on the last turn. I had that lying dog faced pony soldier beat like a rented mule, so what’s a WANKER to do? Dastardly puts me into the wall and steals my spot. HOW DARE YOU!!!


By the way Co-Big Cheeze..................Congrats.

LMAO Barry! But the wife did turn the power off on me and other distractions last week, plus Leman wasn't there to finish behind me.

And Sloban, quit yer whining, and get your races straight, it was race 3. I don't know how many OOB's I just watched, and that was from lap 12 on, with all of one small lift, pfffft. And that last corner last lap, if you watch closely, I get out of shape going a bit wide which shoots my car to the right, barely grazing you and you don't even touch the wall. That was karma for crashing right in front of me while I was leading race 1 and almost taking me out. Nuf said, well except maybe, get good bro!
Mr. Awesome out.

 

[Mike Lobban]

Spoken like a true liberal. All your fault...admit it girly man. One night of Awesome and now his shat doesn’t stink.
Colts, you should check that out.......his taking me out in a most scandalous fashion took the Awesome crown away from you. I would file an IR........wait, that’s the other guys. Send it to the Stewart’s......Rednose, a guy we all like and respect has to part his beard and have a look and chime in on this one.
As for going OOB’s a couple.....few.....ok, dammit a bunch, I gotta plead the fifth on that on the grounds I might incriminate myself. I saw your wheels skirting the boundaries a time or two as well, you sanctimonious sac of scrotums you. And don’t look up at your rusty halo.......you know I’m right....as usual.

 

[SGETI]

 

[SGETI]

Double post, deal with it. The world is changing. Covid19, market crashing, Social isolation and @aerolite becoming Mr. Awesome. That last one is a real mind bender. Was it the new CBD oil? Was it the solo sex earlier? Was it the weather? Did the stars align with the rotation pull of the moon? Who knows but a job well done.

The biggest question, are you just a one hit wonder, soon to be forgotten , an anomaly, a quirk, the likes of something we have never seen before. I will be more impressed if you can back up your freak performance next week.

 

[coltsjugg]

Barry drove me off the track on the last lap. I’ll deal with him later. Good “win” aha. Kinda embarrassed losing to a cripple.

 

[barryf1fan]

Barry drove me off the track on the last lap. I’ll deal with him later. Good “win” aha. Kinda embarrassed losing to a cripple.

Someone's hiney-hole is sore...


Edit: Just watched the last 6 laps of the race from Lobbans view... I sure don't remember, or see me, pushing you off track. Last lap: You went "off-track" at turn 1, Sgeti and I moved over to the right so you had room to come back on... Turn 3 I was under you and took the position, if there was contact I didn't feel it. Sgeti got a run on both of us and nabbed the lead. BOO 👎

Besides, @aerolite offered up a small bag of sumtin sumtin to keep you off the top 2 steps of the podium. Mission accomplished, right Steve?!?!? Er, I mean MR. AWESOME!

 

[coltsjugg]

Mr Awesome has now been a cripple, a drunk, some *&38ew from gt sport, and it only gets worse from here with hermi and his 49 names

 

[2pfspiff]

Nice to see that Aero won one. Sorry for missing yesterday. Fell asleep after work. will be back next Monday though. Shifter carts at Nords Combined??????????

 

[coltsjugg]

i had just as many points. but due to strange rules he made up on the spot.. 160 weeks ago lol.
Poor Barry though. glad you made that computer.

Good Win though Aero, you were half a world ahead the first race.... the one everybody had time to pracice for too. LOL Good show. Barry youre still dead to me.

 

[barryf1fan]

i had just as many points. but due to strange rules he made up on the spot.. 160 weeks ago lol.
Poor Barry though. glad you made that computer.

I agree MR. AWESOME, jr. I just went back to page 1 and read through the rules and such... You both had a win, him a 2nd, and you two 3rds.
Hmmm, so each had 1 win, but, even though you had two more podiums - 1 more than MR. AWESOME he is awesome and you are not...

@aerolite = 2 top three finishes, a 1st, 4th, 2nd, 5th, avg. = 3rd
@coltsjugg = 3 top three finishes, 5th, 3rd, 1st, 3rd, avg. = 3rd
both with 65 points.

I don't think either one of you are AWESOME.

 

[2pfspiff]

I have heard it said before that the 1st tie breaker goes to the one with the 1st win.

 

[barryf1fan]

I have heard it said before that the 1st tie breaker goes to the one with the 1st win.

^^^

Well, last night it was because Aero had a 2nd and Colts didn't. . .

[and fwiw, I 'm just tryin' to diminish Aero's Awesomeness as much as possible ]

 

[2pfspiff]

Have to cut aero a little bit of slack. He is usually in the back whining about his bum leg. It's as if he got into some sort of accident last year or something.

 

[barryf1fan]

Have to cut aero a little bit of slack. He is usually in the back whining about his bum leg. It's as if he got into some sort of accident last year or something.

You did miss a great night of racing, though. 👍👍 Hope to see ya next Monday - we'll all be home and quarantined anyway.

 

[coltsjugg]

I hate losing, but imagine how Mike feels losing to Aero, but not just losing, Mr Awesome Losing... ahaha
Im gutted.

 

[aerolite]

Allright all you, "trying to figure out tie breaking wankers".
The tie breaking is based on how SNAIL does there's. It starts with who has the most win's, if still tied then you go to the number of 2nd places, if still tied you go to the number of 3rd places and so on. If still tied at the end of all that, the win goes to whomever scored the first 1st place.
So in mine and Colts scores, we both got one 1st place, but I got a 2nd and Colts didn't, so therefore, I am MR. AWESOME!

 

[GTLehman]

Results

Brought to you this week by "MR. AWESOME"

I guess I can only say that last night was a great night of racing Though I am MR. AWESOME, the highlite of the night was lapping Sloban in race 1!
Good pics for this week Mike, (I had left it up to him this week), the cars and tracks made for close racing most of the night, especially race 4 where most of the field were together for a good part of the race. There has been some great race craft of recent, lets keep it up.

Congrats to @aerolite, this weeks "Mr. Awesome" for the overall win

Aero? Aero's crazy, he can't even pass anybody. Aero Mr. AWESOME!? He can't even tie his shoelaces! I'm out if it for a night (and not able to stomp on Aero) and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

 

[Herimopp89]

I have got it all figured out...I was up all night after dealing with the nightmare of aero winning mr awesome...after multiple calls around some people I know in the medical background, there was only one logical reason for this.

MAGIC LEGS

 

[davidt33]

LOL. Allyuh have me cracking up with the comments.

 

[GUTTERBOY3007]

I was doing fine in the races until Aero started talking about the “Dutch Rudder” he got earlier that day. I was pondering the options and if it was his hands on the outside or the inside grasping it, which one of them controlled the pace, etc. Disturbing AND distracting at the same time...

 

[aerolite]

I was doing fine in the races until Aero started talking about the “Dutch Rudder” he got earlier that day. I was pondering the options and if it was his hands on the outside or the inside grasping it, which one of them controlled the pace, etc. Disturbing AND distracting at the same time...

And how many had to google that! OMG

 

[SGETI]

And how many had to google that! OMG

We know you or Mike did not need to, You two very close friends practice the "double dutch rudder"

 

[yogi bear]

We know you or Mike did not need to, You two very close friends practice the "double dutch rudder"

... ok, thanks for the warning... I have a feeling Dutch rudder is going to be on the same level as two girls one cup... which I never did google, thank god.. some things you can't unsee. And those two are probably in that category.

 

[aerolite]

Cars and Tracks for March 23rd, 2020

The Ferrari will be challenging!

 

[sgohsixthree]

Interesting combos! Anyone who wants some practice in the Ferrari should join PITS tonight. These and the Ford GTs at Classic Lemans. /thread hijacked.