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[RacingOtaku86]

I'm off on weekends, so I might. My internet is really bad though. I tried one of those quick match lobbies and everyone was skipping around like homos at a gay pride parade.

Yes. I immediately regretted it as it left my hands. It was beyond repair when I went and got it so I threw it in the trash

What a waste...

 

[Dolph Drago]

I'm off on weekends, so I might. My internet is really bad though. I tried one of those quick match lobbies and everyone was skipping around like homos at a gay pride parade.

That's quite the...interesting description. Quick Match is pretty flawed. I don't have the best connection, and half the time I've tried to run some of those matches, it froze at the main course screen. And even when you do get in, you're going to get punted off track and incur a "collision penalty" even though you were the one who got hit.

We're a little better behaved in Turtle, as you know from experience. We've got our usual Friday and Saturday night racing. It'd be great to join us if you can stay connected.

 

[ItsAllAboutWins]

What a waste...

Wrong. Nipples on men are a waste. I got my money's worth out of it.

 

[ItsAllAboutWins]

@Dolph Drago I've always been a man of words. it's not the staying connected part that keeps me offline. It's the whole skipping and hopping thing. I'll try and see what I can get together taking the wife to the drive in movies Saturday to see that Jurassic movie.

 

[Dolph Drago]

@Dolph Drago I've always been a man of words. it's not the staying connected part that keeps me offline. It's the whole skipping and hopping thing. I'll try and see what I can get together taking the wife to the drive in movies Saturday to see that Jurassic movie.

Sounds good. 👍

 

[Psycho Turtle]

 

[micantony]

Wrong. Nipples on men are a waste. I got my money's worth out of it.

you should grab Stephen Jay Gould's essay 'Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples'; fascinating stuff.

i think it's in his book Bully for Brontosaurus if i'm not mistaken. 👍

 

[Psycho Turtle]

you should grab Stephen Jay Gould's essay 'Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples'; fascinating stuff.

i think it's in his book Bully for Brontosaurus if i'm not mistaken. 👍

I can't read.

 

[ItsAllAboutWins]

you should grab Stephen Jay Gould's essay 'Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples'; fascinating stuff.

i think it's in his book Bully for Brontosaurus if i'm not mistaken. 👍

Not even going to ask why you knew that off the top of your head.

I can't read.

According to my wife, there's a lot of things I can't do

 

[micantony]

I can't read.

They probably have an audio book out there. It will explain why you have nipples. Haven't you ever wondered?

 

[Psycho Turtle]

They probably have an audio book out there. It will explain why you have nipples. Haven't you ever wondered?

Here's the real question, can Caitlyn lactate?

 

[G_Parrilla]

Oh dearest, what a fine discussion topic.

 

[RacingOtaku86]

I hope this thread won't get shut down...

 

[G_Parrilla]

I hope this thread won't get shut down...

If the RACE thread doesn't get shut down for offtopic stuff, nothing in this section will
@GTRacer22 can confirm this.

 

[Psycho Turtle]

They probably have an audio book out there. It will explain why you have nipples. Haven't you ever wondered?

Ok, I'm dy'n here, why do we have nipples mic?

 

[ItsAllAboutWins]

My wife said everyone has nipples because we are all born female and then something about Y chromosomes determines sex. I forgot the lecture. I was staring at her boobs the whole time.

 

[micantony]

Very good. Smart wife. Sex is differentiated later on in the developmental fetus (embryo?). There is a lot more detail about evolution and stuff in the books, but that's the gist of it.

Now, why do women have Clitoral Ripples for the WINS!

 

[ItsAllAboutWins]

Dolph is right

 

[BionicDerp]

Wow.

 

[GTRacer22]

What even...

 

[ItsAllAboutWins]

Don't look at me. Eric started it.

 

[Dolph Drago]

Wow.

What even...

Let's not forget there are youngsters like these in the league. We may need to cover their ears. Or eyes in this case.

 

[Psycho Turtle]

Let's not forget there are youngsters like these in the league. We may need to cover their ears. Or eyes in this case.

I can't read.

 

[Psycho Turtle]

My wife said everyone has nipples because we are all born female and then something about Y chromosomes determines sex. I forgot the lecture. I was staring at her boobs the whole time.

I thought it was so Caitlyn could lactate.

 

[Dolph Drago]

Dolph is right

But I enjoyed your joke...

 

[RacingOtaku86]

Don't look at me. Eric started it.

Excuse me? We all know @micantony started it...

 

[micantony]

What a waste...

Wrong. Nipples on men are a waste.

 

[RacingOtaku86]

you should grab Stephen Jay Gould's essay 'Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples'; fascinating stuff.

i think it's in his book Bully for Brontosaurus if i'm not mistaken. 👍

Need I say more?

 

[Xradkins]

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I wanted to be apart of this race. If there is a signup list, please add me. Not sure what care just yet.

 

[Psycho Turtle]

I wanted to be apart of this race. If there is a signup list, please add me. Not sure what care just yet.

Nope, just show up in one of those 3 cars and you will be ready to race. 👍