F.A.O 1:64 Diecast Collectors
It has been brought to our attention, after viewing this thread for a while now. It has become apparent that some of you (if not all), are becoming the victims of the latest phenomenon to be taking the world by storm...
If you have a collection of 1:64 diecast ranging from between 200-500 pieces... then it's time for you to face up to it, and admit that you have a very serious problem, and are most likely suffering from what is medically known as: "1:64 Diecast Vehicular Addiction" or "1:64 DVA" (for short).
Here at the
"Nessy Ford Clinical Institute", we can guarantee to alieve you from your unhealthy 1:64 DVA addictions.
We have a 100% success rate, in which we use our very own specially developed and scientifically proven methods.
Here is a short list of what kind of life changing benefits you can expect, by signing up to the
"Nessy Ford Treatment Program":
No1:
No longer, will you have to worry about your collection encroaching upon your valuable living space.. Thus adding a new "Zen" like quality to your home, by bringing peace and harmony to your storage spaces.
No2:
No more, nagging partners/spouses or parents on routine shopping/grocery trips, which is almost certainly caused by you.. eating into their valuable time and patience, just so you can selfishly feed your addiction.
No3:
Thanks to our
Treatment Program. You will no longer be the subject of ridicule, and looked upon as being a social outcast amongst your peers and the general public... You will also no longer find yourself engaging in embarrassing acts, such as: "Box/Peg Raiding" or "Treasure Hunting" or (the worst trait of the lowest collector)... "Scalping".
No4: (Very important)
The wonderful by-product of the
Nessy Ford Treatment Program, is that it will free up monetary funds you didn't even realise you had. Drastically improving the quality of your life.
Though we realise and appreciate that the vast majority of you, will not know what to do with your newly found wealth. So that's why we at
"Nessy Ford" have (selflessly), set up a special donation account to try and help relieve the burden. So please don't hesitate to make numerous amounts of generous donations.
Question, "How do I get started on the Nessy Ford Program?"
A: Good question.
Here are the steps:
No1:
Carefully package your entire 1:64 Diecast Vehicular Collection, into suitable boxes. (Very Important) Be sure to wrap every loose model in suitably soft material (ie:bubblewrap), and also package carefully into suitable boxes.
No2:
Make sure the box containing the goods, are properly sealed and secured to avoid opening or possible damage during the Postal/
"Healing" process of your treatment.
No3:
(Very, very Important)
Carefully and clearly mark this address on the box/boxes/shipping crate/s.
F,A,O
Dr, At 1ness, (MD & C,E,O of)
Nessy Ford Clinical Institute,
31, Scammerton Way,
Suffolk,
United Kingdom.
P,O box:
G1V3 A11 2 ME
No4:
Call our helpful (looped) Guidance line, where you will receive all the best advice and reassurement you need. Always remember, We're there for you.
General F,A,Q
Q:
"Wow! this sounds great!.. but what will it cost me?"
A:
Absolutely nothing.. except the international mailing charges.
Q:
"How serious is my addiction?"
A:
There's no real way of knowing, unless you send us your entire collection
Immediately. Only then can we give a full assessment, and give you the best course of action to help conquer your addiction.
Failing that... just send us your most treasured and rarest diecast, and we'll see what we can do.
Q:
"Iv'e heard there are many many kinds of 1:64 DVA... is this true?"
A:
Why yes indeed. What you've heard is correct.
Here at the
"Nessy Ford Clinical Institute", we specialise in all types of "1:64 DVA". ie: Hot Wheels, Matchbox, Corgi, Majorette, and Siku, though our main specialty is dealing with the most rare and expensive types of addictions. ie: Tomica, Kyosho etc etc. If you are showing possible symptoms of either of these two brands..
We highly recommend you send us the offending items IMMEDIATELY!, So we can assess the severity of the addiction swiftly.
Additional notice
We demand, that all those who have recently purchased the HW 2013 Celica, forward them to us
IMMEDIATELY!. We only ask this in interest for your own safety. The highly addictive nature of the offending cast will only leave you wanting more, thus furthering your uncontrollable addiction.
Disclaimer: We Do not treat addictions towards Maisto or Jada. We also operate under a Zero return policy.
Tempted...though obviously not paying $2000 for the whole lot... 
The Hot Seat i got at Kit Kringle a few years back, my brother has the final run series Hot Seat as well.
By the way what do you mean pass?
