Adobe 6.1 - 7.0 Callbacks

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by rjensen11
*News flash!* Adobe is the first company to have their own court system and prison system. Any unfortunate people who are caught breaking Adobe Law are sent to Adobe Prison for 50 years, 1 meal a day, 1 bath a month, and 50 geeks per cell.*End news flash*

I'll give you a headline for your newsflash:

"Company in upset about having its products nicked shocker"

 

[Spock]

aw crap
now wished he'd of just bought it

 

[Acid X]

Originally posted by rjensen11
*News flash!* Adobe is the first company to have their own court system and prison system. Any unfortunate people who are caught breaking Adobe Law are sent to Adobe Prison for 50 years, 1 meal a day, 1 bath a month, and 50 geeks per cell.*End news flash*

And the people smuggle Palm Pilots in using their asses.

 

[rjensen11]

Originally posted by Acid X
And the people smuggle Palm Pilots in using their asses.

But they cover them with latex, first, right? Oh wait, that's the people that swallow them first, then wait a long time for it to finish its journey. I just hope those people don't die from silicon overdose or electric shock. Imagine if you died from electricity if you swallowed a palm pilot...