America - The Official Thread

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

"Hobbies include red meat and red wine"

Cue @Darla Starch

 

[Jezza819]

Penalize barren non-familial lifestyles? So you would be forced to marry and have kids? He's a real nutjob.

 

[Famine]

Penalize barren non-familial lifestyles? So you would be forced to marry and have kids? He's a real nutjob.

He means "gay". And probably trans too. Quiet part loud again.

Given that he loves his states red, his wine red, and his meat red, it shouldn't be too much of a surprise that he likes his politics red as well.

David Firth saying "are we the communists?" jpg

 

[Jezza819]

He means "gay". And probably trans too. Quiet part loud again.

Given that he loves his states red, his wine red, and his meat red, it shouldn't be too much of a surprise that he likes his politics red as well.

David Firth saying "are we the communists?" jpg

I didn't know if he was trying to put out the old evangelical theme of you must go forth, be fruitful and multiply. Because I have heard that one before although it's been a little while. If a man doesn't get married to a woman and have kids he isn't a real man or it's a sin against god or something like that, I can't remember.

 

[McLaren]

Him and a few other nutter butters have some real warped view of what they think would happen with their growing tone of separating (or enslaving I guess) blue states from red.

Last I read, most of the states that contribute more than they take from the federal govt. are blue states. And most of the top 10 that receive than give are red. It was explained that this could possibly be a result of those states having lower taxes & what not, however, they also tend to have lower health & education programs.

I get some really bad The Handmaid’s Tale vibes from these “goals” as well.

 

[Dennisch]

Betty White passed away.

 

[Spacegoat]

Betty White passed away.

18 days before her 100th birthday too. The world can be freakin cruel sometimes.

 

[Blitz24]

18 days before her 100th birthday too. The world can be freakin cruel sometimes.

Not just that, a recent tabloid magazine (well, sort of) praised her on living to nearly 100 and how she did it, basically inviting fate to interrupt.

 

[Brett]

I didn't know if he was trying to put out the old evangelical theme of you must go forth, be fruitful and multiply. Because I have heard that one before although it's been a little while. If a man doesn't get married to a woman and have kids he isn't a real man or it's a sin against god or something like that, I can't remember.

It could be both.

 

[GranTurNismo]

Breaking:

 

[UKMikey]

What did the stupid woman say now??

EDIT: Apparently she retweeted some dangerous anti-VAERS nonsense. She was on her fifth strike. I wonder if she'll start using her work account and'll try to ban people who disagree with her.

 

[Famine]

Wait, how is a woman in her 40s even called "Marjorie"? At what point did her parents in 1974 see the newborn baby and think "Yes, she looks like an 80-year old woman"?

 

[Blitz24]

What did the stupid woman say now??

EDIT: Apparently she retweeted some dangerous anti-VAERS nonsense.

Only one of her accounts is suspended. Apparently her official government elected account is still open (probably for the same reason that other undesirables have their accounts still open).

 

[UKMikey]

Only one of her accounts is suspended. Apparently her official government elected account is still open (probably for the same reason that other undesirables have their accounts still open).

Yeah, I just said so in an edit. The difference is that if people correct or ridicule her on the government account and she bans them I think they can sue her for access under US first amendment regulations.

 

[TexRex]

Not just that, a recent tabloid magazine (well, sort of) praised her on living to nearly 100 and how she did it, basically inviting fate to interrupt.

Only that's not likely to be a real thing.

Betty White regularly remarked publicly on her own mortality. She joked that her longevity was due in part to diet, which included hot dogs and vodka.

The difference is that if people correct or ridicule her on the government account and she bans them I think they can sue for her access under US first amendment regulations.

Sort of. If a state actor utilizes any Twitter account to facilitate civic engagement, which is to say for discussion of matters of public concern, that state actor may not prohibit public participation on the basis of viewpoint.

Edit:

 

[McLaren]

What is RobFPad talking about?


This is clearly a HIPPA violation of Marjorie's rights.

 

[UKMikey]

What is RobFPad talking about?


This is clearly a HIPPA violation of Marjorie's rights.

I blame CRT. Definitely CRT.

 

[TexRex]

Grievance and ignorance are a terrible combination.

 

[MatskiMonk]

Wait, how is a woman in her 40s even called "Marjorie"? At what point did her parents in 1974 see the newborn baby and think "Yes, she looks like an 80-year old woman"?

Marjorie Taylor (Greene) was born 16 days after Marjorie Taylor died. Marjorie Taylor was a British actress that starred in films opposite a chap called N. Carter Slaughter... an actor known for playing over-the-top maniacs in macabre film adaptations of Victorian melodramas. Carter (Jimmy) was Governor of Marjorie Taylor's home state of Georgia when she was born in 1974. If you multiply the year of her birth (74), by the number of kids she has, then multiply again by the number of words in her name... you get 666.

It ALL checks out man... all of it...

... I mean, it checks out as much as half the **** she comes out with.

 

[Liquid]

Marjorie Taylor (Greene) was born 16 days after Marjorie Taylor died. Marjorie Taylor was a British actress that starred in films opposite a chap called N. Carter Slaughter... an actor known for playing over-the-top maniacs in macabre film adaptations of Victorian melodramas. Carter (Jimmy) was Governor of Marjorie Taylor's home state of Georgia when she was born in 1974. If you multiply the year of her birth (74), by the number of kids she has, then multiply again by the number of words in her name... you get 666.

Then who was phone???

 

[Imari]

I blame CRT. Definitely CRT.

Cathode ray tubes, lead paint, anally administered mercury thermometers, good old fashioned corporal punishment and more!

And just the fact that some people could be outwitted by a brussels sprout.

 

[UKMikey]

Cathode ray tubes, lead paint, anally administered mercury thermometers, good old fashioned corporal punishment and more!

And just the fact that some people could be outwitted by a brussels sprout.

Initials can be confusing (initially).

 

[GranTurNismo]

Wait, how is a woman in her 40s even called "Marjorie"? At what point did her parents in 1974 see the newborn baby and think "Yes, she looks like an 80-year old woman"?

I always thought of Marjorie as a more uncommon feminine name, but not an "old person's name". I know a girl at college named Marjorie, LOL.

 

[Imari]

Initials can be confusing (initially).

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MTG gets me every single time, I've been playing Magic off and on for more than twenty years at this point. My brain cannot cope with it referring to anything else. Unfortunately, WotC cannot swing the banhammer or print sideboard cards to help with this particular problem.

 

[UKMikey]

MTG gets me every single time, I've been playing Magic off and on for more than twenty years at this point. My brain cannot cope with it referring to anything else. Unfortunately, WotC cannot swing the banhammer or print sideboard cards to help with this particular problem.

I was a schoolkid in the seventies and one of our playground jokes was "how do you spell "hungry horse" with only four letters?"

 

[Joey D]

I would pay to see AOC and Marge debate Magic The Gathering. The winner gets a trophy the depicts a Black Lotus and will be decided by a panel of the most insufferable MTG players who haven't showered for at least a week (which given how MTG tournaments used to be back in the day, I can't imagine they'd be hard to find).

 

[Imari]

I would pay to see AOC and Marge debate Magic The Gathering. The winner gets a trophy the depicts a Black Lotus and will be decided by a panel of the most insufferable MTG players who haven't showered for at least a week (which given how MTG tournaments used to be back in the day, I can't imagine they'd be hard to find).

I thought you weren't allowed into tournaments unless you were at least Stench Factor 5. It's why they stopped printing that overpowered blue card, Countersmell.

 

[sirjim73]

Well, this thread certainly took a sharp hairpin turn to the left ...

 

[TexRex]

 

[Scaff]

Putting this here as its more US centric right wing nuttbaggery than Covid related

Utah tech entrepreneur and GOP fundraiser calls COVID-19 vaccines an extermination plot by ‘the Jews’

Dave Bateman resigns from Entrata board in wake of antisemitic email.

www.deseret.com