America - The Official Thread

[Roo]

Just so long as he doesn't get triggered, or go off half-cocked.

Really? We gonna just start shooting off like this again in another thread?

I expected puns of this calibre.

 

[UKMikey]

Really? We gonna just start shooting off like this again in another thread?

If he's gonna take aim at people's opinions simply because they don't believe in God, we may as well move the whole shooting match down the road a-piece.

 

[Pupik]

If he's gonna take aim at people's opinions simply because they don't believe in God, we may as well move the whole shooting match down the road a-piece.

Really hammering the point home.

 

[UKMikey]

Really hammering the point home.

I should'a reduced it to a list of bullet points.

 

[Roo]

If he's gonna take aim at people's opinions simply because they don't believe in God, we may as well move the whole shooting match down the road a-piece.

Only if he feels targeted. Otherwise that would be out of scope.

 

[UKMikey]

Only if he feels targeted. Otherwise that would be out of scope.

I dunno... we try to cover the whole range here...

 

[R3V]

If he's gonna take aim at people's opinions simply because they don't believe in God, we may as well move the whole shooting match down the road a-piece.

That is a loaded accusation.

 

[UKMikey]

That is a loaded accusation.

It is, but not from my side. I reacted in self-defence.

 

[Liquid]

You're all gunbelievable.

 

[Danoff]

So ending it is your magic solution? It's not going to help with 48 votes, and Republicans will abuse it next year to ram throgh everything they ever wanted including restrictions on voting.

...which goes nowhere without the House and Executive. If Republicans were to get a majority in the Senate, they would just suspend the filibuster (and have) for any legislation they wanted anyway.

This was about having a phone and you know it. A 911 call literally saves lives.

You've gotten lost in your own hypothetical.

@Famine I noticed there's no thread about guns. Is it a forbidden topic?

There are many. One is called "guns" I believe.

 

[R3V]

...which goes nowhere without the House and Executive.

I like yor optimism.

 

[Danoff]

I like yor optimism.

Just stating facts.

 

[R3V]

Just stating facts.

Just saying that it's optimistic to think they won't have a super majority in both chambers and the presidency in the near future. Even after the supreme court's latest draft/decision.

 

[TexRex]

Only if he feels targeted. Otherwise that would be out of scope.

Of course he feels targeted. It's part of the victim mentality. I bet he's half-cocked.

 

[Roo]

Of course he feels targeted. It's part of the victim mentality. I bet he's half-cocked.

UKMikey already called shotgun on that one.

Just so long as he doesn't get triggered, or go off half-cocked.

 

[UKMikey]

Of course he feels targeted. It's part of the victim mentality. I bet he's half-cocked.

We just did "targeted" and "half-cocked". You're fired!!

Whoooooops... @Roo was quicker on the draw than me.

 

[Danoff]

Just saying that it's optimistic to think they won't have a super majority in both chambers and the presidency in the near future. Even after the supreme court's latest draft/decision.

I didn't say that they wouldn't. Follow along.

Doesn't matter whether republicans get a super majority in the senate. A majority (maybe +1) would suffice. They will suspend the filibuster when it suits them (as they have).

 

[Populuxe]

UKMikey already called shotgun on that one.

This thread is just a shell of itself.

 

[UKMikey]

This thread is just a shell of itself.

It's a barrel of laughs.

 

[Darla Starch]

This thread is just a shell of itself.

Not many hollow points made in a while.

 

[BobK]

So we've sighted in on another pun session.

 

[Darla Starch]

So we've sighted in on another pun session.

A loaded statement, that is.

 

[UKMikey]

Loaded is a repeat as well. Time to stock up on new puns before this thread becomes a big-bore.

 

[Darla Starch]

Tbf rifling through my magazines of puns is a bit boring.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Maybe it's time to holster the puns, before we get locked.

 

[Pupik]

Maybe it's time to holster the puns, before we get locked.

Nah...in case you haven't noticed, we all have a grip on this discussion.

 

[UKMikey]

Maybe it's time to holster the puns, before we get locked.

OK... I'll be in my chambers until the next round.

 

[Brett]

Why did I ever leave The Enfield, I need to bolt and go back there.

 

[Touring Mars]

So we've sighted in on another pun session.

Just be thankful that GTP is a US-based site, where the pun laws are much more relaxed than elsewhere.

 

[TexRex]

Why did I ever leave The Enfield, I need to bolt and go back there.

Then sawed-off.