America - The Official Thread

[DK]

My gut feeling is that all this sabre-rattling against Canada, Greenland & Panama is to distract from the gang of groypers that Musk will hire.

 

[Famine]

My gut feeling is that all this sabre-rattling against Canada, Greenland & Panama is to distract from the gang of groypers that Musk will hire.

It's also because Jimmy Carter is getting more attention than Donald is, which we know he cannot abide.

 

[Fezzik]

It's also because Jimmy Carter is getting more attention than Donald is, which we know he cannot abide.

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

 

[Pupik]

Somebody put a Dymaxion map in front of this guy!

Maybe he did see that, and thought Greenland is in the center of the world? I'm not down with Danish Home Rule, what with all of that happiness, prosperity, and tins of butter cookies.

 

[TexRex]

Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Yes..."file past."

 

[McLaren]

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

Jr. will actually be truthful for once when he claims more people wept tears for father's passing than any President before.

 

[Imari]

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

They better make it the size of a swimming pool or it'll be overflowing with spit.

 

[Famine]

It's also because Jimmy Carter is getting more attention than Donald is, which we know he cannot abide.

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s

WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National...

theonion.com

 

[TB]

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s

WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National...

theonion.com

 

[GBO Possum]

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

I imagine it will involve a lot of pins...