America - The Official Thread

[DK]

My gut feeling is that all this sabre-rattling against Canada, Greenland & Panama is to distract from the gang of groypers that Musk will hire.

 

[Famine]

My gut feeling is that all this sabre-rattling against Canada, Greenland & Panama is to distract from the gang of groypers that Musk will hire.

It's also because Jimmy Carter is getting more attention than Donald is, which we know he cannot abide.

 

[Fezzik]

It's also because Jimmy Carter is getting more attention than Donald is, which we know he cannot abide.

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

 

[Pupik]

Somebody put a Dymaxion map in front of this guy!

Maybe he did see that, and thought Greenland is in the center of the world? I'm not down with Danish Home Rule, what with all of that happiness, prosperity, and tins of butter cookies.

 

[TexRex]

Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Yes..."file past."

 

[McLaren]

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

Jr. will actually be truthful for once when he claims more people wept tears for father's passing than any President before.

 

[Imari]

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

They better make it the size of a swimming pool or it'll be overflowing with spit.

 

[Famine]

It's also because Jimmy Carter is getting more attention than Donald is, which we know he cannot abide.

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s

WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National...

theonion.com

 

[TB]

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s

WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National...

theonion.com

 

[GBO Possum]

I'm sure Trump's eventual funeral will do massive numbers, the mostest viewers in history. Everyone will want to file past his casket.

Just to make sure.

I imagine it will involve a lot of pins...

 

[Famine]

Criminal convicted of 34 felonies gets most lenient sentence possible, still attacks it as being unfair:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd9x99p2ek8t

 

[Tired Tyres]

He should have got 136 years.

 

[Dennisch]

They're all going to get away with it and the world just moves on.

Rules for thee etc.

 

[McLaren]

Criminal convicted of 34 felonies gets most lenient sentence possible, still attacks it as being unfair:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd9x99p2ek8t

Of course he does. Everything's always against him when it's not bowing down to him.

 

[GranTurNismo]

"Unconditional Discharge" is what Donald Trump leaves in his adult diapers. It's not even a slap on the wrist for Trump- he got slapped harder by Stormy Daniels with a rolled up Forbes magazine.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Silver lining - the supreme court still has 5 somewhat rational justices - a majority. The decisions the court makes over the next 4 years will be likely bad for people who value liberty, but I'm hopeful they won't be utterly unhinged.

(I would argue that SCOTUS has 2 bat**** crazy Justices, 2 boiler plate conservative ones, 3 liberal ones, and 2 who probably feel the largest responsibility to not let the USA becoming a bag of flaming dog****)

 

[GranTurNismo]

the supreme court still has 3 somewhat rational justices

FTFY. Let's not act like just because Roberts and ACB have surprisingly ruled in our favor at times, that they will be poised to strike down some of the more insane things that the Trump admin is pushing for. After all, Roberts did have a pretty scathing and unhinged dissent to Obergefell v. Hodges, which, as given by Idaho's upcoming attempt to literally ban gay marriage once again, may not even last much longer.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

FTFY. Let's not act like just because Roberts and ACB have surprisingly ruled in our favor at times, that they will be poised to strike down some of the more insane things that the Trump admin is pushing for. After all, Roberts did have a pretty scathing and unhinged dissent to Obergefell v. Hodges, which, as given by Idaho's upcoming attempt to literally ban gay marriage once again, may not even last much longer.

That's why I qualified what I said - "the next 4 years will be likely bad for people who value liberty". We're at a pretty bleak point.

Where we're at: I think 5 justices would block Trump if he attempted to dissolve congress. The fact that I don't think we'd get 7, let alone 9 speaks volumes....but at least it's a majority.

 

[McLaren]

That's why I qualified what I said - "the next 4 years will be likely bad for people who value liberty". We're at a pretty bleak point.

Where we're at: I think 5 justices would block Trump if he attempted to dissolve congress. The fact that I don't think we'd get 7, let alone 9 speaks volumes....but at least it's a majority.

Listen, would you rather do your job & block Trump? Or would you rather have a motorhome, a yacht, or cash? How about all 3?