America - The Official Thread

[Korvregn]

bottle-bronze bitch king

Mango Unchained

As much I hate living in a world where Donald Trump is president of anything anywhere, I really do appreciate reading some well-founded nicknames of Jaffa the Hutt.

 

[High-Test]

As much I hate living in a world where Donald Trump is president of anything anywhere, I really do appreciate reading some well-founded nicknames of Jaffa the Hutt.

Jaffa the Hutt. I LOVE it.

Marigold Mobutu
Moammar Covfefe
Scrotus (so called ruler of the us)
Lord Dampnut

 

[UKMikey]

Abominable Showman
Assolini/Wussolini
Auric Shortfinger
Gameshow Göring
Horse's Ass of the Apocalypse
Il Douchey
Kumquat Kleptocrat
Napoleon Bonaspurs
Mansplainian Candidate
Phallus in Blunderland
Scooby Coup (© Stephen Colbert)
Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS
Tangelo-Tinged Treasonweasel

 

[Famine]

I've just been calling him 0.957, which can be conceived of as both accurate and a Stormy-reported length:girth ratio.

 

[Liquid]

I used the False Profit in the election thread.

 

[TheCracker]

There are plenty of suitable, and acurate, short four letter words that can be used, but none of them are forum-friendly.