America - The Official Thread

[PaMu1337]

Attempting to pretend they don't want to invade Greenland.

They actually don't want to invade.

They want Greenland to just be handed over without any opposition

 

[Famine]

Did Greenland give them permission to bring a troop deployment or did Trump/Vance ignore that? Could be interpreted as an act of war and since the US is still part of NATO, it has to declare war on itself.

They're at the US airbase - Pituffik, formerly Thule - which is part of the early warning network.

 

[Greycap]

The guy in the middle, Jance Dance Vance [...]

Wonder if he's in any way related to the Vanz who kant danz. Eerily fitting too from 40 years ago - an orange guy fools everyone while the pig causes havoc.

 

[05XR8]

Doesn't this guy own a suit or something?

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In the ‘hood, that’s called “bitin’”.
Trying to look tough like Zelenskyy. Just look like he’s going to a cafe.

 

[Chris30]

In the ‘hood, that’s called “bitin’”.
Trying to look tough like Zelenskyy. Just look like he’s going to a cafe.

Hmmm, very shady and suspicious move. They're definitely planning something. Idk, it's fishy...

 

[eran0004]

Hmmm, very shady and suspicious move. They're definitely planning something. Idk, it's fishy...

Shady Vance.

 

[Sprite]

This is so photoshoppable

I just can’t get over how much of a doofus this guy is.

 

[Chris30]

This is so photoshoppable

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I just can’t get over how much of a doofus this guy is.

What on earth is he doing, he must be in la-la-land or not focused at all.

 

[McLaren]

JD showing all the people who wanted to meet him & his wife.

 

[MatskiMonk]

This is so photoshoppable

 

[TB]

This is so photoshoppable

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I just can’t get over how much of a doofus this guy is.

Does he have stupid, white boots on, too?

 

[Chris30]

Surely he's not standing in the snow with no boots, that would be completely stupid. He's making a fool out of himself. If I was him, I'd be embarrassed.

 

[Omnis]

So apparently the Nikola Motors fraud Trevor Milton has been pardoned by Trump. This is not OK.

If they're gonna be corrupt, crooked ****ers, I hope they gut as much **** as they can and balance the budget before the impeachment begins.

 

[MatskiMonk]

So apparently the Nikola Motors fraud Trevor Milton has been pardoned by Trump. This is not OK.

It's massively unfair for Milton to face consequences whilst Musk runs your country.

 

[05XR8]

 

[McLaren]

So apparently the Nikola Motors fraud Trevor Milton has been pardoned by Trump. This is not OK.

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If they're gonna be corrupt, crooked *ers, I hope they gut as much * as they can and balance the budget before the impeachment begins.

He also pardoned the founders of BitMEX who pleaded guilty for failure to maintain anti-money laundering and know-your-customer programs.

 

[MatskiMonk]

 

[Sprite]

Does he have stupid, white boots on, too?

Unfortunately no shoes pic, however, he did come out with peach of a quote.

"We think we're going to be able to cut a deal, Donald Trump-style, to ensure the security of this territory," Vance said.

 

[TB]

Unfortunately no shoes pic

 

[Sprite]

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Shame. Really hoped your first guess would be true.

 

[Tired Tyres]

So when Trump orders an invasion of Greenland, how are Americans likely to react to that?

 

[Boston77]

I, for one, will be pissed if the orange muppet orders our military to attack.
What I can do about it is about nothing.

 

[Famine]

Best I could do.

 

[05XR8]

Vance saying, “We have no other option”. Denmark isn’t securing the North Atlantic/Greenland. It’s crazy.

 

[McLaren]

So when Trump orders an invasion of Greenland, how are Americans likely to react to that?

Hopefully with the belief the military itself has enough common sense to ignore that order & remember their oath is to the Constitution, not the President.

 

[MatskiMonk]

So when Trump orders an invasion of Greenland, how are Americans likely to react to that?

Gutless cowardice. All the guns, no moral compass, no balls. There is no country in the world better positioned to depose it's own government, but America won't, because they're getting what they want - the west needs to remember that.

 

[Tired Tyres]

Hopefully with the belief the military itself has enough common sense to ignore that order & remember their oath is to the Constitution, not the President.

That was going to be my next question.

 

[UKMikey]

It's not like Trump supporters would be bothered either way if the mandarin-coloured megalomaniac decided to nuke Nuuk, just like they swallow Putin's BS about Ukraine being full of Nazis.

I think buying Greenland is a great idea. It's kind of like insurance just in case all this global warming stuff turns out to be true.

 

[Chris30]

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Get your RICCCCOLLA!! cough drops...haha!!!

He is something else.

 

[eran0004]

This is so photoshoppable

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I just can’t get over how much of a doofus this guy is.

Is he brainstorming new superhero concepts? Looks like this one is Crabman, with both his hands as pincers.

I'm glad nobody told him to bring sunglasses to Greenland. He's going to be squinting like that on all the photos.