I would have never noticed these as a kid. There should be some sarcastic psychology book giving names to all these little social ticks. Makes you wonder how some of these ppl have friends who respect them.
1.The One Upper: No matter what you've done or how interesting a story or event is that happened to you, that person has not only done it but done it to the extreme. Avoid socializing with this person at all cost. They make **** so awkward, it's like after you tell a story or something interesting, they always tell one that blows your story out of the water and you kinda just sit there with a forced smile on your face and say "wow, really?" and pretend you're impressed.
2.Its always irked me when getting AIM messages from people every day, and the conversation is always EXACTLY the same
Buddy: Sup
Me: Yo
Buddy: Whats goin on?
Me: Not much, you?
Buddy: Same here
We have this convo every single day. Seriously, if we don't have anything relevant to talk about, why waste time doing the same old song and dance every day?
3.People who say "like" after every other word.
4.Picking your nose in front of people you know like it's somehow ok.
5. Soccer moms driving an SUV/monstrous pickup during rush hour, sipping their mochaccino late from Starbucks while talking on their bluetooth headset and holding up traffic because they have no freaking clue what's going on around them.
6. Being a mooch and never offering to pay for anything when going out in groups.
7.Stealing beer
8.Going to EB games and having random socially inept retards try to strike up a conversation with me about every generic inane nerdy thing that I could give two figs about(read: Magic, naruto, bleach, Metal Gear Solid 4, the latest Final Fantasy)about, but given about 15 minutes would probably know better than them anyway. Just because I buy the occasional videogame does not automatically make us friends. Even moreso if it's an employee doing this under false pretenses only to try and pre-sell some stupid crap I have no interest in. And again even moreso if it's the fat "girl gamer" they hired to give all the little pre-pubescent boys a stiffy when they go to the cash and have their moms ring up Naruto:Ultimate Puerile Powerfantasy Horse---- 17.
9. Almost running me over and not even realizing it while you're talking on your freaking cell phone.
And last but SO true: The ugly fat chick who thinks she's hot cause her friends are. NO. NO NO NO. You are the D.U.F.F. The Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Get it in your (fat & ugly) head. You're only there to make your hot friends appear hotter, not cause you're anywhere nearly as hot as them. Go away.
More to come