Clueless Tunes - Cleaning up (Nov. 23rd)

[krenkme]

South of Heaven
Based on the Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR '08

Found in the New Car Dealership

732bhp
600pp
624 ft. lb. @5500 RPM of torque
weight 1660 Kg

parts

Auto
Oil Change/200 miles/Oil Change
Paint - Cayenne Red "Slayer" Metallic
weight Reduction
Stock
Engine
ECU
Intake
Manifold
Racing Filter
Exhaust
Semi-Raqcing
Manifold
Catalytic
Turbo
None
Gears
Custom
Drivetrain
Twin Plate
Semi-Racing
Driveshaft
LSD
Suspention
Custom
Tires
Sport....tires (S1-3)

ABS = 1
everything else off

Tune

Weight Adjustment: 108@10

Gearing In this order please
Reset to Default
Top Speed - 180
1st - 3.308
2nd - 2.400
3rd - 1.900
4th - 1.535
5th - 1.270
6th - 1.073
Final - 2.600
Adjust for speed using final gear

LSD - 12/15/15

Ride Hight - Front: -5 Rear: -5
Spring Rate- Front: 14.5 Rear: 13.0
Extention- Front: 5 Rear: 5
Compression- Front: 3 Rear: 4
Anti-roll Bars- Front: 1 Rear: 2
Camber- Front: 1.8 Rear: 2.2
Toe Angle- Front: -0.20 Rear: 0.10
Brakes- Front: 7 Rear: 5


TUNER NOTES -
This car is a tribute to Jeff Hanneman. Much like his playing style, if you get it right it will be awsome... but screw it up and "Hell Awaits"

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[xande1959]

show show

 

[Motor City Hami]

Thanks! 👍

It is always a special thing to get these. And thanks to MCH, fellow tuner, for giving me the honor ... I'm speechless. Thank you

-T-12 if you read this, yes the car is named after Mr. Ford

You are getting more and more competitive. Just thought I would give you some props for a nicely done tune. Congrats.

 

[danbojte]

Well done with the "Henry", Sir! 👍

 

[krenkme]

show show

... thank you?

You are getting more and more competitive. Just thought I would give you some props for a nicely done tune. Congrats.

And I thank you very much for that

Well done with the "Henry", Sir! 👍

Thank you

 

[trackripper123]

You are getting more and more competitive. Just thought I would give you some props for a nicely done tune. Congrats.

Since when was krenkme not competitive, other than when he did a Clueless and chose a car that was ridiculous to tune?

 

[krenkme]

Since when was krenkme not competitive, other than when he did a Clueless and chose a car that was ridiculous to tune?

All my tunes are deeply thought out and tested to there limits, and are in no way ridiculous.... and if you believe that I have some land to sell you just east of New York city

 

[danbojte]

 

[CyKosis1973]

Another Tune of the Week?? Kerrrching..!! Well done, Sir. I have no idea how you drive those things...

{Cy}

 

[krenkme]

*logs onto GTP*
*Checks Clueless Tunes OP*
Awww 🤬
*Beer shoots out nose*

It seems that Clueless tunes is now Two Years Old So how do we party? The only way I know how.... StooPidly

 

[krenkme]

Modern day Cowboy
Based on the Tesla Motors Roadster

Found in the New Car Dealership

258bhp
450pp
273 ft. lb. @2000 RPM of torque
weight 1300 Kg

parts

Auto
Paint - Yellow Polyma
weight Reduction
Stock
Engine
Stock
Intake
None
Exhaust
Nope
Turbo
Nada
Gears
One gear
Drivetrain
LSD
Suspention
Custom
Tires
Sport Hard (S1)

ABS = 1
everything else off

Tune

Weight Adjustment: 62@20
Limiter: 93.1%

Gearing In this order please
Reset to Default
Top Speed - 100,000
1st - 0.002
2nd - 6.029
3rd - 1.313
4th - 9.666
Final - Light speed
Adjust for speed using final gear

LSD - 11/15/15

Ride Hight - Front: -5 Rear: -8
Spring Rate- Front: 7.0 Rear: 9.5
Extention- Front: 5 Rear: 5
Compression- Front: 2 Rear: 3
Anti-roll Bars- Front: 1 Rear: 1
Camber- Front: 1.0 Rear: 2.2
Toe Angle- Front: -0.14 Rear: 0.15
Brakes- Front: 7 Rear: 6


TUNER NOTES -
Ever wanted to take a nice quiet drive around the 'Ring? Now you can, Clueless style

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[krenkme]

"Blue Hippo"
Based on the Chevy SSR '03

Found in the Used Car Dealership

384bhp
450pp
410 ft. lb. @4600 RPM of torque
weight 2300Kg

parts

Auto
Engine overhaul
Paint - Imperial Black Metallic(a)
weight Reduction
FAT
Engine
ECU
Intake
Manifold
Racing Filter
Exhaust
Racing
Manifold
Catalytic
Turbo
None
Gears
Custom
Drivetrain
Twin Plate
Semi-Racing
Driveshaft
LSD
Suspention
Custom
Tires
Sport Hard (S1)

ABS = 1
everything else off

Tune

Weight Adjustment: 52@50
Limiter: 94.7%

GearingIn this order please
Reset to Default
Top Speed - 130
1st - 3.740
2nd - 2.740
3rd - 2.060
4th - 1.600
5th - 1.275
Final - 2.830
Adjust for speed using final gear

LSD - 18/25/12

Ride Hight - Front: -10 Rear: 0
Spring Rate- Front: 10.0 Rear: 10.5
Extention- Front: 5 Rear: 5
Compression- Front: 4 Rear: 4
Anti-roll Bars- Front: 1 Rear: 1
Camber- Front: 1.4 Rear: 2.2
Toe Angle- Front: -0.15 Rear: 0.10
Brakes- Front: 8 Rear: 4


TUNER NOTES -
I like my cars/trucks FAT .... made to take on the 'Ring this one may surpise you.

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[krenkme]

Fatty Fatty Fo Fatty
Based on the Mitsubishi GTO SR '98

Found in the Used Car Dealership

332bhp
450pp
271 ft. lb. @5200 RPM of torque
weight 1709 Kg

parts

Auto
Engine overhaul
Paint - Dandelon Yellow
weight Reduction
Stock
Engine
Stage 1
ECU
Intake
Manifold
Racing Filter
Exhaust
Racing
Manifold
Catalytic
Turbo
N/A
Gears
Custom
Drivetrain
Twin Plate
Semi-Racing
Driveshaft
Center Diff
LSD
Suspention
Custom
Tires
Sport Hard (S1)

ABS = 1
everything else off

Tune

Weight Adjustment: 109@50

Gearing In this order please
Reset to Default
Top Speed - 137
1st - 3.010
2nd - 2.260
3rd - 1.750(might be 1.730... need to check)
4th - 1.390
5th - 1.135
6th - 0p.958
Final - 4.100
Adjust for speed using final gear

LSD - FRONT - 9/24/7 REAR - 18/23/15
Torque split - 30/70

Ride Hight - Front: -10 Rear: -10
Spring Rate- Front: 9.5 Rear: 9.0
Extention- Front: 5 Rear: 5
Compression- Front: 2 Rear: 2
Anti-roll Bars- Front: 1 Rear: 1
Camber- Front: 1.5 Rear: 1.3
Toe Angle- Front: -0.22 Rear: -0.10
Brakes- Front: 6 Rear: 8


TUNER NOTES -
This car ate too much Birthday Cake

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[krenkme]

Another Tune of the Week?? Kerrrching..!! Well done, Sir. I have no idea how you drive those things...

{Cy}

Really? What car? No weekly rewind for me yet... not sure why

Edit- never mind thanks

 

[danbojte]

= Happy Birthday Clueless!

 

[danbojte]

...So how do we party? The only way I know how.... StooPidly

If you'll send that plane to take us, at your place. If not, then "StooPidly". 👍

 

[NEWDRIVER2]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Clueless Garage

Almost ready my fastest car at 406 to 450 PP using tiers comfort soft to racing soft .
I will post it today and i hope that GTP users they will say something about it
BAD TUNE or GOOD TUNE .
I drove that car online racing mode @ The RING and it prove that .
Some my friends here in GTP they drove it and they love it and they are waiting for the finished of this car .
It's NSX
And this car it will be my last tune for GT5 to post here .

EDIT :
Nice tune my Krenkme

Have a good day every one

ND

 

[CyKosis1973]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Clueless Garage

Almost ready my fastest car at 406 to 450 PP using tiers comfort soft to racing soft .
I will post it today and i hope that GTP users they will say something about it
BAD TUNE or GOOD TUNE .
I drove that car online racing mode @ The RING and it prove that .
Some my friends here in GTP they drove it and they love it and they are waiting for the finished of this car .
It's NSX
And this car it will be my last tune for GT5 to post here .

EDIT :
Nice tune my Krenkme

Have a good day every one

ND

I'm gonna hunt down your NSX in both my over weight, middle aged Audis

Did you know that the 1.8 TT Coupe puts out over 300BHP @450PP?? Just not very good at turning

{Cy}

EDIT: - My new controller turned up this morning, if anybody fancies some Clueless Birthday Racing later today..??

 

[krenkme]

= Happy Birthday Clueless!

Thanks. I hope people will enjoy the "presents". They kinda ate too much cake

If you'll send that plane to take us, at your place. If not, then "StooPidly". 👍

Sorry. The plane is under maintenance. Seems you can't fill the fuel tanks with hopes and dreams

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Clueless Garage

Almost ready my fastest car at 406 to 450 PP using tiers comfort soft to racing soft .
I will post it today and i hope that GTP users they will say something about it
BAD TUNE or GOOD TUNE .
I drove that car online racing mode @ The RING and it prove that .
Some my friends here in GTP they drove it and they love it and they are waiting for the finished of this car .
It's NSX
And this car it will be my last tune for GT5 to post here .

EDIT :
Nice tune my Krenkme

Have a good day every one

ND

Sounds good ND, but last tune for GT5? why?

I'm gonna hunt down your NSX in both my over weight, middle aged Audis

Did you know that the 1.8 TT Coupe puts out over 300BHP @450PP?? Just not very good at turning

{Cy}

EDIT: - My new controller turned up this morning, if anybody fancies some Clueless Birthday Racing later today..??

Two of my new heavyweights have over 300hp @ 450pp... they're just really FAT!

Why do I have to work today? A birthday race sounds like a lot of fun . Hope you all have a blast today

 

[CyKosis1973]

Two of my new heavyweights have over 300hp @ 450pp... they're just really FAT!

Why do I have to work today? A birthday race sounds like a lot of fun . Hope you all have a blast today

I think my 1.8 TT is around 1350-1400kg, so not really a heavy weight, but certainly carrying a little chub. I think it's the chassis that lets it down, it's nowhere near the quality of the more recent TTs.

I've a feeling that there may only be a few of us on tonight, I know Sam has changed his shift patterns again. I'll be on either way, need to bed the new controller in

{Cy}

 

[morfastmadboy]

Happy birthday,Clueless Tunes.

I remember how I found this garage.About a year ago during time trial 40,I believe.The go-to car was the lotus 111r RM on sports hard tires at trial mountain.Desperate to better my time,I went looking all over this site for something that would get me to go morfast.And I tried pretty much everything.Then I noticed something ina different section of your garage.TOUGE cars! I didn't know what that was,but the first thing I learned is that they seem to be tuned with sports hard tires.

I quickly took that lotus set up,threw it onto my RM,and could not believe the results! In a matter of minutes I broke through the top 1000,and ended up finishing my first time trial under 1000!

Its been alot of fun hanging around with this garage and the really nice people that run it.You have been extremely patient with me and helpful in so many ways.Thank you for that,and for the passion you bring to this game has made it so much more enjoyable for people like me.

Many thanks

 

[danbojte]

Modern day Cowboy
...
Gearing In this order please
Reset to Default
Top Speed - 100,000
1st - 0.002
2nd - 6.029
3rd - 1.313
4th - 9.666
Final - Light speed
Adjust for speed using final gear
...
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Impressive gears, Sir! 👍

 

[trackripper123]

Many congrats and a big happy birthday to Clueless from the honourary Clueless.

 

[DigitalBaka]

Wutwut!? Birthday? Many happy returns....for your tunes....and stuff. Maybe not returns. Whatever.


Congrats my curd-noggined brother!

 

[danbojte]

...
Why do I have to work today? A birthday race sounds like a lot of fun . Hope you all have a blast today

I celebrated alone but was great, driving your amazing SSR and the other car. 👍

 

[CyKosis1973]

Happy birthday,Clueless Tunes.

I remember how I found this garage.About a year ago during time trial 40,I believe.The go-to car was the lotus 111r RM on sports hard tires at trial mountain.Desperate to better my time,I went looking all over this site for something that would get me to go morfast.And I tried pretty much everything.Then I noticed something ina different section of your garage.TOUGE cars! I didn't know what that was,but the first thing I learned is that they seem to be tuned with sports hard tires.

I quickly took that lotus set up,threw it onto my RM,and could not believe the results! In a matter of minutes I broke through the top 1000,and ended up finishing my first time trial under 1000!

Its been alot of fun hanging around with this garage and the really nice people that run it.You have been extremely patient with me and helpful in so many ways.Thank you for that,and for the passion you bring to this game has made it so much more enjoyable for people like me.

Many thanks

Many congrats and a big happy birthday to Clueless from the honourary Clueless.

Always a pleasure to have you race with us. It would all be for nothing if you didn't enjoy the cars and keep us honest on the race track. Without you guys (inc. Dan and all the other regulars that join us too, GTPers and otherwise), I certainly wouldn't be able to produce. So thank you 👍

Wutwut!? Birthday? Many happy returns....for your tunes....and stuff. Maybe not returns. Whatever.

Congrats my curd-noggined brother!

Thank you, Sir. Would love to see you on the track more often too 👍

I celebrated alone but was great, driving your amazing SSR and the other car. 👍

Me too. Turns out the new controller I bought was a Chinese knock-off. Waiting to here what Amazon are going to do about it. I'm making do with one half decent controller at the moment, the other one is beyond use. Every time I turn hard right, the mushroom gets stuck and I end up doing endless doughnuts..!!

{Cy}

 

[danbojte]

...Every time I turn hard right, the mushroom gets stuck and I end up doing endless doughnuts..!!

{Cy}

Maybe it's time to get a wheel, my friend.

 

[CyKosis1973]

Maybe it's time to get a wheel, my friend.

Sam keeps telling me the same thing, and I keep telling him I need to finish building the house first. Even if I had the money to buy a wheel, I wouldn't have anywhere to use it..!!

{Cy}

 

[danbojte]

Sam keeps telling me the same thing, and I keep telling him I need to finish building the house first. Even if I had the money to buy a wheel, I wouldn't have anywhere to use it..!!

{Cy}

I'm sorry, man! 👍

 

[CyKosis1973]

I'm sorry, man! 👍

No need to be sorry, the house will be awesome once we're done, and I'll have my own gaming den at the back of the lounge. The benefits of not having kids is that I get my own play room and I don't have to share my toys

{Cy}