Confession Booth

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I have another confession. The hormones are starting to kick in. And we are doing square dancing in gym. This is just peachy. Can someone tell me how to deal with these... Distracting feelings?
 
Think of Michael Jackson every time when you feel that your line of sight starts dribbling downwards from her face.
 
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Deal with it.
 
Or perhaps....

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:D

:lol:

I will confess that I have never had a girlfriend, not even a girl that liked me, and I'm 18 this year. Am I that much of an ogre? :sly:
 
I have another confession. The hormones are starting to kick in. And we are doing square dancing in gym. This is just peachy. Can someone tell me how to deal with these... Distracting feelings?

Can you select a partner for the dance? I always danced with the most hideous girls when this unit came up, and I got through unscathed, corneas aside.
 
We did ballroom dancing in phys-ed in our last year of high school. It was a riot, we all had a blast. It got competitive and we all got so much friendlier and closer to eachother.
 
I saw part of Hairspray at a family gathering for Chinese new year. I lost part of my man hood. EVERYONE else loved it. :sick:
 
I saw part of Hairspray at a family gathering for Chinese new year. I lost part of my man hood. EVERYONE else loved it. :sick:

Stay strong VIP3R, picture yourself in a 600hp V10 Viper.
 
Well what was worse was my sister's bf telling me that it's not a bad thing it's a good thing because it would impress the chicks. The whole time I was thinkin...

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Yes, I'm sure chicks just love it when men watch movies that only a chick should be watching. You were forced to so you have an excuse. Sister's BFs are always the dodgiest kind aren't they.
 
Well... My best friend started watching LOTR and before he had a gf (now wife) he never watched that crap.
 
: sigh: ok... another one. I'm still watching Smash Lab only because I like the chick in it. :indiff: Anything stupid I do from now on I'm blaming it on Knight Rider... :grumpy:
 
Well, Im ashamed to admit it, but one of my somewhat good friends walked in on his gf and I in her house. We were alone. And we managed to convince him that we didnt do anything. The only problem was that we did.

For the record, she is gorgeous, and they were on a "break". Still, I thought I was gonna get beat up. This guys probably about a foot taller than me too. haha.
 
Well, Im ashamed to admit it, but one of my somewhat good friends walked in on his gf and I in her house. We were alone. And we managed to convince him that we didnt do anything. The only problem was that we did.

For the record, she is gorgeous, and they were on a "break". Still, I thought I was gonna get beat up. This guys probably about a foot taller than me too. haha.

Ouch. Not a great move although you not alone on that one. I haven't done it myself but I know someone who has.
 
If it's me, I will e-kill you.
Just kidding. Do you actually know this person?
 
No, I think it's a passing fancy... I will try and find her profile.

Search: McLaren'sAngel.
 
I wish desperately that I could be this anonymous in real life.

I cry when I'm angry.

I like to walk in the night and pretend there's no one else to fear.

I'm nearly sure I'm insane.

I'm both gay and a christian. Not to mention, conflicted.

I like to constantly test people when I'm talking to them.

I keep my distance from people so I can love them more.

I'm starting to realize that the only reason I like love songs is because I'm phenomenally self-absorbed.

I am no one in particular, nor a computer.
 
Smack this thing awake.
I just got ownt at school, but right after, I quite lovingly kissed my girlfriend. Everyone was surprised that I, being the class Gnurd, had a girlfriend. You had to have been there.
 
how'd you get ownt?
 
I wish I didn't have to wake up.
 
how'd you get ownt?

Aparently shoes that remotely look like jeans are completely shunned.

Did you take pics for us? Without pics, it didn't happen.

We aren't allowed cameras at school. Plus, spur of the moment things are hard to photograph.
 
Aparently shoes that remotely look like jeans are completely shunned.

We aren't allowed cameras at school. Plus, spur of the moment things are hard to photograph.
You have shoes that look like a pair of jeans? I'd shun you too.j/k

Got pics of said shoes for clarification on whether or not the shunning was justified?
 
I might be able to get a pic.
 
I might be able to get a pic.

If you can't get an actual pic of your shoes then try finding them on Google or something.👍
 
:lol:

I will confess that I have never had a girlfriend, not even a girl that liked me, and I'm 18 this year. Am I that much of an ogre? :sly:

Nope, that seems pretty normal. From my point of view.
 
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