Confession Booth

[zoxxy]

I will confess that I have never had a girlfriend, not even a girl that liked me, and I'm 18 this year. Am I that much of an ogre?

Have you even tried? It's pretty easy to get a girl if you're confident in yourself, and just act fun and talk and stuff.

 

[Leonidae]

I've had 4 girls and let's just say that it isn't worth of it unless you have steady income >.<

 

[V1P3R]

lool, Oh sooo funny. It's aways good to have people like you so I can live vicariously though you, but don't have to deal with the obvious consequences.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Have you even tried? It's pretty easy to get a girl if you're confident in yourself, and just act fun and talk and stuff.

I will say that in the last 5yrs or so I have been rejected about 20 or more times. I also notice these days how girls I've never even talked to purposely try to avoid eye contact with me and steal the occasional death stare. Girls I used to talk to don't even say hello any more. (Except one or 2- but I don't even see them much, I just went to school with them and it's a small world). And people wonder why I love cars so much They've replaced the gap in my heart left empty by ladies.

PS- I did have a girlfriend when was 5yrs old, so I don't think that counts.

I've had 4 girls and let's just say that it isn't worth of it unless you have steady income >.<

If a girl can't love me for me and not my money then she's not worth it anyway.

 

[GT Pro]

Guess this is the perfect time to show you guys this then:

It's as of yet an unsolved eqaution, so you are NOT alone.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

That's the funniest thing I've seen all year. rofl.

 

[Leonidae]

Now THAT's math I can understand with ease

 

[superberkut]

That is hilarious! I would have given you rep for that!

Who am I kidding? (+1 air rep)

 

[kikie]

I am a contra tenor!

 

[superberkut]

That can't be as bad as being a soprano...

I used to be, but thankfully my voice changed; I found life in choir at my school to be difficult. Not that I dislike singing a song every now and then.

 

[Beerz]

I can't sing to save my life.


And... I have GT5P pre-ordered even though my PS3 is dead and I won't have a replacement one until mid-April. Hopefully.
Was that a dumb thing to do? I like to think not.

 

[Denur]

Guess this is the perfect time to show you guys this then:

It's as of yet an unsolved eqaution, so you are NOT alone.

I don't see what is so funny about this. Don't we men all this know this for fact? It gets a bit harder when we get the mother in law into the equation though, you know the kind: drooping major tits, huge bottom and a split between her teeth wide enough to park your van in. And I forgot, no sense of humor.

 

[superberkut]

And... I have GT5P pre-ordered even though my PS3 is dead and I won't have a replacement one until mid-April. Hopefully.
Was that a dumb thing to do? I like to think not.

Well, the game will be harder to get than the replacement PS3 at this time (not enjoying much popularity from what I hear at high school), therefore I would think that it was not.

As for the equation, isn't cancelling- oh, I see it.

 

[kikie]

That can't be as bad as being a soprano...
I used to be, but thankfully my voice changed; I found life in choir at my school to be difficult. Not that I dislike singing a song every now and then.

Nope. I'm a male soprano and this is the truth.

I'm an adult and my voice hasn't changed. I'm a real male soprano. If you close your eyes and I start to yell sing, you can't tell the difference between a woman's voice and mine.

 

[Rykon Zero]

My voice (remember, I'm 13.) is lower than a soprano.

 

[Beerz]

Post a clip.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Hold on.

 

[Beerz]

*grabs new underware*

 

[superberkut]

So, contra alto and soprano are the same? Well, there's always falsetto... (anybody could be worse off with that)

 

[kikie]

I don't use my falsetto. I'm a real, genuine male soprano! When I use the phone, most of the time the person on the other end of the line, whom doesn't know me, almost address me as 'madam, miss' but in Dutch, ofcourse. This really annoys me.

When I was taking singing lessons, I had to sing as high as I could. I don't know anything about music notes but the highest I could was the 'si', almost the highest 'do'.

 

[EA11R]

Guess this is the perfect time to show you guys this then:

It's as of yet an unsolved eqaution, so you are NOT alone.

No, no, no.

Money is the root of all evil.

That's how I learned it...

 

[kikie]

Post a clip.

I have a clip on DVD but I don't know how to copy it to youtube.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Confession: I ignored the girl I like today because she offended me the other night. (She has a boyfriend anyway, so it's a lost cause). I know I shouldn't be rude but I've been crushed so many times now I have to mind my own business and keep away from women to take care of myself. Long story short, I was rude.

 

[Stevisiov]

My voice (remember, I'm 13.) is lower than a soprano.

Alto?

 

[SolidSnake15]

I can't sing to save my life.

I can!
But really all I can sing is rock music. That's one reason I'm getting Rock Band!

I can rap a little but I only do it when people are trying to put me down at school. Then I shoot them down with a quick one. But since I hate rap I only do that kind of thing mabey once every 9 years. Only when I REALLY want them to just shut up. To put it simple, I TRULY HATE TO HAVE TO RAP TO SHUT SOMEONE UP!!!!!!!!

Nobody messes with me much so I'm alright. And the fact that I can make some good comebacks and I can take a joke.

I guess that works as a confession.

P.S. I'm a rocker, not a rapper or gangster.

 

[superberkut]

Confession: I ignored the girl I like today because she offended me the other night. (She has a boyfriend anyway, so it's a lost cause). I know I shouldn't be rude but I've been crushed so many times now I have to mind my own business and keep away from women to take care of myself. Long story short, I was rude.

Does she know that you liked her? What she doesn't know doesn't hurt her, right? (but not really)

I did the same, but out of restraint and she never offended me.

 

[AOS-]

I Dont have a heart. (not in a literal sense)

I'm quite cold blooded, i can picture the death of someone in the family and feel almost no sorrow, pain, etc for them.

a bit shallow, yes, that factors into what i just said.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Does she know that you liked her? What she doesn't know doesn't hurt her, right? (but not really)

I did the same, but out of restraint and she never offended me.

She doesn't know I like her, and no girl ever will know I like them I think, too scared of being embarassed.............again.

What were you restraining yourself from?

 

[Nicecar]

Oh god, where do i start? Basicly, ive messed up my life, and done a damn good job of it. I sometimes get back at my friends in the worst ways possible, one really p***d me off, so i got together with a girl he liked, and i ended up sleeping with her.






So... yeah.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

So you're a Daddy?