Confession Booth

[HuskyGT]

I'm 32, I've never had sex, nor I find interest on doing so. I don't feel bad or rejected because of it anyway. I actually find people's reactions hilarious whenever I confess it openly. Don't know why society makes a big fuzz about it

 

[W3H5]

Because babies.

 

[Slash]

It's certainly an interesting experience though.

 

[fortbo]

I forgot to get my girlfriend a present for Christmas last year, and she got me a watch...Let's just say that relationship didn't last.

 

[Rhykus Finlay]

Sadly, I once, ONCE, hummed to Katy Perry's Roar.

*runs away*

 

[Qvale]

It looks like Pharrell has some 'splainin to do.

He's married and has a kid, just thought I'd throw that out there..

I always have dry spells for games when I really don't want to. When I'm super busy I always have an itch to play PS3 but when I'm bored or have nothing to do I lose interest with games really fast. Like now for instance, its summer and I am just not interested in gaming currently, but come time for school I'm gonna be having withdrawals, mark my words.

 

[Azure Flare]

He's married and has a kid, just thought I'd throw that out there..

 

[Qvale]

Sorry, I'm sensitive about that stuff. I'm a diehard Pharrell fan.

 

[Azure Flare]

Saying that you're a diehard Pharrell fan is worthy of this thread.

 

[TB]

I'm a Diehard fan.

That's a confession, right?

 

[MrUnknown]

I'm a Diehard fan.

That's a confession, right?

Mmmmmmm....


... Aaahhhhhhh


... Eeehhhhhh


Kind of.

 

[Qvale]

Saying that you're a diehard Pharrell fan is worthy of this thread.

I also quite liked Lil Wayne when I was younger...

 

[Roger the Horse]

This is one of my favourite songs:



I beat all of you.

 

[axletramp]

I have been known on a occasion to clean my teeth and pee in the shower at the same time.

Deal with it.

 

[Touring Mars]

You do realise this thread is not behind the Infield shield of secrecy?

 

[axletramp]

You do realise this thread is not behind the Infield shield of secrecy?

Dammit! You tell me this now!

 

[Daniel]

I have been known on a occasion to clean my teeth and pee in the shower at the same time.

Deal with it.

The ultimate time saver!

 

[axletramp]

The ultimate time saver!

Indeed, although I would like to make it clear there was water running from the shower when was cleaning my teeth.

 

[W3H5]

That is just vulgar.

Pure filth.

Nasty habit.

Wouldn't catch me doing that.

Brushing teeth in the shower?

You disgust me.

 

[kennylmao]

@Roger the Horse Nadeko is best.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Sometimes I have multiple threads open in multiple tabs and accidentally post the wrong thing before quickly going back and editting it.

 

[Spirit]

Sometimes, I cross a 2-lane divided highway to walk to the store rather than drive.

Probably because I don't have my license.

 

[funnyguy344]

Sometimes I cover my self in Vaseline and silde around Walmart like a slug.

 

[The Bman]

You do realise this thread is not behind the Infield shield of secrecy?

We really need a thread like this for The Infield.

Sometimes I cover my self in Vaseline and silde around Walmart like a slug.

Real original.

 

[XS]

Before I confess I'll just say the person in question in my confession is a vile, obnoxious, insanely inconsiderate, and just overall terrible human being. Okay, so I work with this person, who obviously has an eating problem - she'll put away a family sized bag of chips and a cheeseburger by 10:00am! So at first I was really sympathetic but then the real person she is quickly revealed itself. Long story short, most people struggle to tolerate her, let alone like her. Well, when she's being especially inconsiderate or annoying, I'd pull out a food wrapper and rustle it. Without fail, evey time, this causes her to get up, leave the office, and get food somewhere. I should mention, I started to feel really bad about this, and while she probably deserves it, I no longer do it because I felt terrible.

 

[funnyguy344]

Today I filled my bath room tub up with jello and layer in it like I was in whom

 

[TheCracker]

I have been known on a occasion to clean my teeth and pee in the shower at the same time.

Deal with it.

As long as you don't 'S, S & S' at the same time, it's all good

 

[Danny]

As long as you don't 'S, S & S' at the same time, it's all good

There's no reason you can't.

That's Shower, Shave & Soliloquise, right?

 

[W3H5]

Today I filled my bath room tub up with jello and layer in it like I was in whom

If I had a bath tub I would totally do that.

 

[Swara]

I confess...yesterday my sister came back from her friend's house with a bunch of jasmine flowers. She kept about 6 of them on the dashboard of my car. (Normally I hate putting anything decorative or whatever in my car) But I'll admit, when I sat in my car this morning...it was such a refreshing scent.

So, I confess that I like the smell of jasmine flowers.