Confession Booth

[Danny]

So, I confess that I like the smell of jasmine flowers.

You make me sick.

 

[Swara]

You make me sick.

I think...I should be unhappy with myself now.

 

[TheCracker]

There's no reason you can't.

That's Shower, Shave & Soliloquise, right?

Well, naturally, what else?

 

[Johnny1996]

Not too much of a confession for any of these, but here goes: I only use Old Spice because it was once a sponsor of Tony Stewart, and I only drink Mountain Dew because its a sponsor of Dale Earnhardt Jr. I also refuse to step inside a Lowe's because of Jimmie Johnson's dominance in NASCAR, and would much rather go to Home Depot because it was once a sponsor of Tony Stewart then Joey Logano.

 

[Spirit]

Not too much of a confession for any of these, but here goes: I only use Old Spice because it was once a sponsor of Tony Stewart, and I only drink Mountain Dew because its a sponsor of Dale Earnhardt Jr. I also refuse to step inside a Lowe's because of Jimmie Johnson's dominance in NASCAR, and would much rather go to Home Depot because it was once a sponsor of Tony Stewart then Joey Logano.

So that's how advertising works...

 

[Johnny1996]

So that's how advertising works...

Yep.

 

[Turtle]

I'm not actually a turtle.

 

[W3H5]

I'm not actually a turtle.

 

[Lucas]

I like hentai, but I don't watch animes.

I still believe the last good one I have seen is Dragon Ball Z, probably because I grew up with it.

Thank you, Goku.

 

[Turtle]

Shocking, I know. I still haven't told my parents.

 

[kennylmao]

I like hentai, but I don't watch animes.

I still believe the last good one I have seen is Dragon Ball Z, probably because I grew up with it.

Thank you, Goku.

Dragon Ball Z is my favorite hentai too.

One day, my mum told me that my dad confessed to her that his mates took him to a brothel of sorts.
Also one day, a colleague of my dad's brought him home drunk as 🤬, throwing up and falling over.

I understand that people make mistakes and have their lows, but knowing and witnessing these things have shattered the innocence of childhood and what I see of my dad. I still see him as my dad though. Maybe learning the fact that my dad is only human is part of growing up.

 

[W3H5]

You'll get over it. My dad takes me out to get stupid drunk, fall over and throw up everywhere. Count yourself lucky.

 

[XS]

Sometimes when I'm at work and it's a crazy day, I secretly wish some idiot would leave suspicious package somewhere near my building, forcing the evacuation of downtown Denver, thus getting me out of work.

 

[Akmuq]

I've never had a pint of Guinness.

 

[TB]

Sometimes when I'm at work and it's a crazy day, I secretly wish some idiot would leave suspicious package somewhere near my building, forcing the evacuation of downtown Denver, thus getting me out of work.

There was a bomb threat on campus last year. Evacuating 20,000 people was a bigger pain in the ass than just staying at work. Downtown Denver would be exponentially worse.

 

[Azure Flare]

Dragon Ball Z is my favorite hentai too.

I'm pretty sure that DBZ isn't hentai.

 

[TB]

I'm pretty sure that DBZ isn't hentai.

I was hoping he was joking but I fear he's just very, very confused.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

I'm pretty sure that DBZ isn't hentai.

Isn't there an internet rule about something similar to this?

 

[Danny]

I've never had a pint of Guinness.

Apparently it's totally different outside Ireland. I hope the proper stuff is nicer, because every time I've been drunk enough to order Guiness over here it's been awful.

 

[Akmuq]

Apparently it's totally different outside Ireland. I hope the proper stuff is nicer, because every time I've been drunk enough to order Guiness over here it's been awful.

It's known as an acquired taste, and that's why I've never had it, I'm scared I wouldn't like it.

 

[Roger the Horse]

The only time I've ever drunk beer was immediately after drinking some Tabasco.

 

[Jet Badger]

I've never met my biological father.

 

[Lizard]

I've never met my biological father.

I have never met my biological grandparents. My mum's side died before I was born and my dad was adopted and I have no clue who my grandparents are on that side.

 

[NT_03]

I've never met my grandmother (Mom's side..) She died 6 years before I was born..

 

[Turtle]

I never met my grandfather on my mom's side, but that's probably okay, because he was a pretty terrible guy.

 

[The Bman]

I knew my mom's biological father, but no longer because he's a 🤬.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

I'm pretty sure that DBZ isn't hentai.

It depends on which one.

 

[W3H5]

Nope. Not even anime.

 

[Sage Ages]

Nope. Not even anime.

I don't get it.

 

[W3H5]

DBZ.