Confession Booth

[V1P3R]

Yeah, I don't mind being "short" in a way. There are a lot of reasons I can think of or heard of why being tall isn't all that. I still can't figure out why chicks will go for the taller one over the one that's got a better everything (like job, money, etc.). At least that was according to 20/20 sometime back.

 

[Sureboss]

Sexual preferences are a part of nature and animals. *beats chest*

 

[Jay]

A romantic lunch at Hungry Jacks...(That's Burger King for all non-Melbournians)

I'd try to find something better.

It's HJ's here too. (SA)

 

[GT Pro]

You can't get much more white than me, or at least I don't know how to top blond hair and blue eyes in that area. Height isn't a problem as long as you aren't some seven feet tall.

Another relatively pale-skinned, blonde-haired and blue-eyed human. According to my peers, I was meant to be the only one.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Shoot the breeze? But there's nothing to shoot it with. I feel happy to talk to her, if only I had something to talk about. I even said that to her (mistake?), when she said how boring lunches were, I told her I'd talk with her more but I'd ran out of things to talk about. (In a joking manner of course). Maybe if I ask her out to lunch, we'll see what happens. I'll just say, "Tommorow's Friday, you want to go to Hungry Jacks down the road for lunch?", but maybe not so blunt if I can help it. Then I'd have to offer to drive, then I could ask her if she likes my car!

Edit: OK, that's the plan, I think I can do this. Wish me luck! (I'm going to need it )
*Predicts future*
Me in 24hrs:

Well, that little plan went off absolutely perfectly, she even accidentally steered the conversation in the direction of how crappy she thought the food she was bringing to work, so I said, "Well, I was thinking about going to Hungry Jacks up the road tomorrow if you wanna come."
Then came the part where I predicted the future, her response was, well actually I think her eyes went really wide as I casually asked it, and she said, "Nah, I don't know what I'm doing for lunch tomorrow, I would like to go and sleep in my car."
Sleep in your car? That's a pretty lame excuse for, "I wouldn't be caught dead in public with you." Sometimes I wish they'd give it to me straight. Ah well, now I wait another 5 years to gain enough confidence to try again, with presumeably a different girl.

A romantic lunch at Hungry Jacks...(That's Burger King for all non-Melbournians)

I'd try to find something better.

Ah.

Indeed. I was assuming it was an actual restaurant. Yeah, I'd look for something a notch or two higher, but not too high.

Hey, it's just a causal worker's lunch between co-workers right?

Don't make it sound like you are asking her on a date and don't treat it like it is one. Tell her you are planning on going to HJs (or where ever) for lunch for something different and does she wanna come. If she says she hasn't money for take away then offer to pay this time and she can shout you another time. At least going out to lunch will fill some otherwise empty conversation time. The conversation there and back can be filled with whatever is going on around you same as when you are at HJs, there's bound to be something going on there that will make for small talk.

You'll find if you just try to be friends with her rather than try to be a boyfriend that it will be easier to get to know her. Start being her work buddy, then maybe from there you can progress to hanging out after work and from there a relationship may be able to develop.

I didn't treat it as anything more, as you can see, more of a friendly gesture, and even that failed miserably.

 

[G.T]

Then came the part where I predicted the future, her response was, well actually I think her eyes went really wide as I casually asked it, and she said, "Nah, I don't know what I'm doing for lunch tomorrow, I would like to go and sleep in my car."

Oh my god that literally made me

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Oh my god that literally made me

Which part, the part where 24hrs earlier I had actually predicted it, the part where eyes went wide open (presumably with fear), or the part where her excuse was she wanted to go and sleep in her car? Or maybe just the whole lot combined into 1 funny assed event.💡

At least there's a plus side to this. I can turn my back on her and concentrate on eating at lunch time now. Don't have to think about things to talk about at all. As I told one of my other work colleagues, the plan was fool proof, if she said no to a simple friendly lunch, then clearly she hates me, and alas this is what happened, so screw her, she sounds like a party whore anyway. (Because nothing is more attractive than a drunk chick throwing up everywhere.) I only learnt that today btw.

 

[Leonidae]

well, that proves one more thing: she wasn't worth of it, since she obviously couldn't see past your appearance. this is unfortunately very common with girls who look good..

 

[Max Powers]

Ask if you can sleep in her car with her.

Seriously though, what a lame excuse.

 

[G.T]

I was laughing mainly at the excuse, but I suppose the whole combination makes it more amusing.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

There was one girl who I thought wouldn't have minded me, but then I also thought she liked my friend, not me.

It is all pretty funny, I could make hundreds by making bets in bars, by saying, "I bet I could scare that girl over there out of her wits through normal conversation without saying anything threatening". They would accept thinking it's impossible, I'd go over there, bluntly say, "Hey, you want to go out with me?", and watch them leave the bar in a hurry. Cha ching, $$$$.

 

[Casio]

It's a pretty epic excuse.

That said, you failed when you said "I'm thinking about going to Hungry Jacks tomorrow", you don't plan that you're going to go to a crappy fast food place days in advance, unless you're a freak. When she said about her crappy food, you should of said "Well, I'm going up the street, did you want me to grab something for you".

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

It's a pretty epic excuse.

That said, you failed when you said "I'm thinking about going to Hungry Jacks tomorrow", you don't plan that you're going to go to a crappy fast food place days in advance, unless you're a freak. When she said about her crappy food, you should of said "Well, I'm going up the street, did you want me to grab something for you".

Hey hey easy now, you do have to plan these things 1 day in advance (like I did), because you have to remember not to bring any lunch from home.
Edit: Did you forget this is in my 1hr lunch break during a full working day? I wouldn't plan dinner there, hell. Or any meal when I don't have some place to be. (Pizza Hut on the other hand, )
Bah, who cares, maybe one day a girl will ask me out, or be blatantly enough flirting with me for me to take the bait.

Edit: *Starts singing* He's got, hiiiigh hopes, he's got hiiiigh hopes...

 

[Casio]

No. To me it just makes it so obvious that you've thought about asking her to Hungry Jacks, rather than a spur of the moment thing, and that's scary too her.

For example, I know I'm not going to take lunch to work tomorrow, but I haven't thought about where I'm going to have it either, or who with. But if someone said they were hungry or something, it's easier to say "well I could pick you up something while I'm out" or "I'm thinking about going to x-place, you're welcome to come with me if you like".

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

No. To me it just makes it so obvious that you've thought about asking her to Hungry Jacks, rather than a spur of the moment thing, and that's scary too her.

For example, I know I'm not going to take lunch to work tomorrow, but I haven't thought about where I'm going to have it either, or who with. But if someone said they were hungry or something, it's easier to say "well I could pick you up something while I'm out" or "I'm going to x-place, you're welcome to come with me if you like".

Different scenario though, she said she doesn't like the food she brings, but she'd bring it anyway. So if I waited until the day, she'd come up to the lunch room (I'd have to wait there btw), then I'd ask her, and she'd have a better excuse than sleeping in the car, like the fact she already brought food.

 

[Touring Mars]

Ask if you can sleep in her car with her.

I met a girl in Australia who had a full mattress in the back of her station wagon... she offered me a "lift home", which was perhaps a trick question since her car was home. Anyway, she was very cute but also quite drunk, and I declined the invitation. Saying that, I was wearing Factor 15 Beer Goggles™ at the time, so perhaps it was a good decision all round.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

I met a girl in Australia who had a full mattress in the back of her station wagon... she offered me a "lift home", which was perhaps a trick question since her car was home. Anyway, she was very cute but also quite drunk, and I declined the invitation. Saying that, I was wearing Factor 15 Beer Goggles™ at the time, so perhaps it was a good decision all round.

I'm surpised it wasn't a panel van, they saw loads of sex back in the day.

 

[Vasco]

It's a pretty epic excuse.

That said, you failed when you said "I'm thinking about going to Hungry Jacks tomorrow", you don't plan that you're going to go to a crappy fast food place days in advance, unless you're a freak. When she said about her crappy food, you should of said "Well, I'm going up the street, did you want me to grab something for you".

My cheap pizza hut Tuesdays will never be the same thanks to you I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

 

[ExigeEvan]

I met a girl in Australia who had a full mattress in the back of her station wagon... she offered me a "lift home", which was perhaps a trick question since her car was home. Anyway, she was very cute but also quite drunk, and I declined the invitation. Saying that, I was wearing Factor 15 Beer Goggles™ at the time, so perhaps it was a good decision all round.

Dude she was Australian, they don't have bad looking girls in Australia!

That's also made me realise I can already fit a mountain bike in the back of the Almera with the seats down, matress next?

And my confession, I spent 2 1/2 hours shopping today, and spent £12. I'm the world worst clothes shopper. Ever.

 

[Metar]

Ah, don't worry. I spent 1.5 hours at the bookstore today - and ended up buying the Dostoevsky I had in mind in the first place. Don't get me started on clothes, I can spend hours and days without finding something that I like - and that fits.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Ah, don't worry. I spent 1.5 hours at the bookstore today - and ended up buying the Dostoevsky I had in mind in the first place. Don't get me started on clothes, I can spend hours and days without finding something that I like - and that fits.

Well that was half the problem. Usually I won't buy something because of the cost, but today was the complete opposite as I've got abit of money to spend. But of the few things I did like, hardly any were in my size

 

[Metar]

I'm tall and very skinny. It's either too short, or wide enough to fall off...

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Just a follow-up guys on this girl- now I hate her. Yeah, after I offered her a friendly lunch at Hungry Jacks, she came up with that epic excuse, she ended up going to KFC with someone else (another girl) in our workplace today! What a 🤬 On top of that, hearing their conversation today, I heard things which made me dislike her even more, spoiled little 🤬

My cheap pizza hut Tuesdays will never be the same thanks to you I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Nooooooo, don't give up on Pizza Hut, there's nothing wrong with planning ahead for fast food, it's what smart people do!

Dude she was Australian, they don't have bad looking girls in Australia!

That's also made me realise I can already fit a mountain bike in the back of the Almera with the seats down, matress next?

And my confession, I spent 2 1/2 hours shopping today, and spent £12. I'm the world worst clothes shopper. Ever.

Err, the only place where there's almost 100% hot chicks in Australia is the coast (remember how big our coast is?). Further inland you venture, the less percentage good looking you get. But still plenty to go around. When I go in a shop, I go straight to Holden clothes, make sure I get the right size, and leave again.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Just a follow-up guys on this girl- now I hate her. Yeah, after I offered her a friendly lunch at Hungry Jacks, she came up with that epic excuse, she ended up going to KFC with someone else (another girl) in our workplace today! What a 🤬 On top of that, hearing their conversation today, I heard things which made me dislike her even more, spoiled little 🤬

Ask her why she didn't go sleep in her car.

 

[Robin]

Nooooooo, don't give up on Pizza Hut, there's nothing wrong with planning ahead for fast food, it's what smart people do!

Ate at Pizza Hut once... must have caught something... threwup for days afterwards.... never ate at Pizza Hut again.

Robin

 

[Stevisiov]

And my confession, I spent 2 1/2 hours shopping today, and spent £12. I'm the world worst clothes shopper. Ever.

I have to drag my girl clothes shopping, because I am not decisive enough to pick clothes I like myself

I just end up looking round for hours and not even trying anything on otherwise.

 

[wrcsti]

Same, I can be all day just looking and not find anything good.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Ask her why she didn't go sleep in her car.

Nah I'm good, I beleieve the original intent was to do things with out getting fired.

Ate at Pizza Hut once... must have caught something... threwup for days afterwards.... never ate at Pizza Hut again.

Robin

That's a shame, I've never had a single problem with them, even when I eat like 10-12 slices by myself.(Which is really hard to do, but it had to be done.)

 

[ExigeEvan]

I have to drag my girl clothes shopping, because I am not decisive enough to pick clothes I like myself

My friend I dragged along pointed out that I get bored half way round a store and go to leave before I've seen half the store.

That's a shame, I've never had a single problem with them, even when I eat like 10-12 slices by myself.(Which is really hard to do, but it had to be done.)

I confess to having pizza eating competition with the Pizza Buffet in Pizza Hut. I've won with 14 slices before, thanks to it being a late lunch and I was very hungry.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

I confess to having pizza eating competition with the Pizza Buffet in Pizza Hut. I've won with 14 slices before, thanks to it being a late lunch and I was very hungry.

All you can eats are gone from our area these days, but I bet I could match if not beat you were I hungry too.