Confession Booth

[nd 4 holden spd]

If it's not buffet you do know I'm going to stab you. Right?

 

[McLaren]

Oi, have a confession tonight. Actually street raced.

I'm in no way supporting what I did, but these nights coming home at 11PM are just getting annoying. I always get some wanna-be Japanese tuner, or some douche in a Trans Am that has nothing but a modified exhaust, wanting to race. So, tonight, I got sick of it, and finally let one get me. Little Trans Am, one that has tried countless times with his g/f to get at me. Took off from 60Mph, and ignoring any unimportant details, (I pulled in 3rd, Omgz), unsurprisingly, the TL put him in his place.

Maybe it's a good thing though, that none of these cars are actually worth anything, or my competitiveness might get a hold of me to start racing illegally.

Anyways, since I have now got the frustration out, I won't be doing it again. Not worthy any "enjoyment" when they just slow down after doing 80mph, so I have a reason to never do it again. Thank goodness for MSR, though. Worthy folks, & no posers.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

TL? What's your car?

 

[G.T]

Well, at least you weren't doing crazy speeds from the sounds of it.

 

[DQuaN]

I REALLY want a cigarette!

 

[Jay]

TL? What's your car?

Acura TL-S (I think)

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Acura TL-S (I think)

Beat a Trans Am? Must be pretty heavily modified.

 

[Joey D]

Beat a Trans Am? Must be pretty heavily modified.

Or it was a V6 Firebird or ever an older V8 one.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Or it was a V6 Firebird or ever an older V8 one.

Or a really, really crappy driver behind the wheel. His G/F in the car could probably drive better.

Edit: BTW, someone trying to drag race you could very easily be a cop these days, so don't even let them phase you, because if you get angered and actually race, they could catch you.

 

[thugbear2005]

I told my parents I broke our toilet by playing with a hammer in the bathroom. Truth is I was stoned and decided to light some fireworks in the house. Needless to say I panicked and tried to put it out in some water. Good thing I didn't flush.

 

[wrcsti]

Ok I have one I just rememberd about.
I can not for my life understand what most girls say. I got asked out by a realy hot chick about 2 years ago but did not get the "clues". After I thought about it I made sense of it but I already said no. She hates me passionately now
It has happened about 12-17 more times with different girls and only got 3 of them so "me no speaky girlish".

 

[Perfect Balance]

EDIT: At thugbear's post.

 

[sLg]

I told my parents I broke our toilet by playing with a hammer in the bathroom. Truth is I was stoned and decided to light some fireworks in the house. Needless to say I panicked and tried to put it out in some water. Good thing I didn't flush.

Ok I have one I just rememberd about.
I can not for my life understand what most girls say. I got asked out by a realy hot chick about 2 years ago but did not get the "clues". After I thought about it I made sense of it but I already said no. She hates me passionately now
It has happened about 12-17 more times with different girls and only got 3 of them so "me no speaky girlish".

WOW!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!! Next time, send them to me.

 

[wrcsti]

Yeah it was really bad. I thought for a couple of days after that and manned up to go after it and overheard her talk with her friend (who I know also likes me and lives like 5 houses down the road) saying how shed been taken the day before . Last time I saw her I got flipped off for about 12 straight minutes.

Wierd part is I don't think of myself as much of a looker.

 

[sLg]

I told my parents I broke our toilet by playing with a hammer in the bathroom. Truth is I was stoned and decided to light some fireworks in the house. Needless to say I panicked and tried to put it out in some water. Good thing I didn't flush.

Out of curiosity, what'd they do to you?

And be careful.. my dad reads GTP, maybe yours does too

 

[Perfect Balance]

@ wrcsti: You actually posted while I was replying to thugbears post, but yours is pretty funny as well.

 

[wrcsti]

Nah, thugbears is a different language of funny against mine.

 

[thugbear2005]

I wasn't punished, I just had to help my dad put in a new toilet. To this day they still bring it up and laugh at the stupidity of playing with a hammer in the bathroom. I laugh too, but for a different reason.

 

[wrcsti]

I wasn't punished, I just had to help my dad put in a new toilet. To this day they still bring it up and laugh at the stupidity of playing with a hammer in the bathroom. I laugh too, but for a different reason.

Lucky! My parents would have beaten the bloody **** out of me, and then kill me.

 

[sLg]

I wasn't punished, I just had to help my dad put in a new toilet. To this day they still bring it up and laugh at the stupidity of playing with a hammer in the bathroom. I laugh too, but for a different reason.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
(at above post) Mine too!

 

[thugbear2005]

I should point out that the toilet wasn't blown to like a million pieces, I just blew a hole out of the bottom back. It was kinda weird, I heard the explosion and then water started to pour onto the floor. Upon further investigation I found a hole about 1 square inch.

 

[sLg]

Oh. Well, my parents would still exhibit much anger.

 

[G.T]

Ok I have one I just rememberd about.
I can not for my life understand what most girls say. I got asked out by a realy hot chick about 2 years ago but did not get the "clues". After I thought about it I made sense of it but I already said no.

Hah, something like this happened to me quite a few years ago. She asked me for my number, and I said "no". I knew she was asking me for it cause she liked me but I didn't feel ready for it. I kind of wish I gave her the number now.

I met her at some school trip thing for a week, so I haven't seen her since.

 

[Alex.]

I wasn't punished, I just had to help my dad put in a new toilet. To this day they still bring it up and laugh at the stupidity of playing with a hammer in the bathroom. I laugh too, but for a different reason.

You do realise they dont really believe you, right?

 

[Robin]

I told my parents I broke our toilet by playing with a hammer in the bathroom. Truth is I was stoned and decided to light some fireworks in the house. Needless to say I panicked and tried to put it out in some water. Good thing I didn't flush.

LMAO! good thing you didnt flush! could you imagine an explosion in the plumbing system!.... how would you explain that one away eh! .. oh I was doing my business and it exploded teh toilet!

I should point out that the toilet wasn't blown to like a million pieces, I just blew a hole out of the bottom back. It was kinda weird, I heard the explosion and then water started to pour onto the floor. Upon further investigation I found a hole about 1 square inch.

Man thats the funniest thing ive heard in ages....

Ok I have one I just rememberd about.
I can not for my life understand what most girls say. I got asked out by a realy hot chick about 2 years ago but did not get the "clues". After I thought about it I made sense of it but I already said no. She hates me passionately now
It has happened about 12-17 more times with different girls and only got 3 of them so "me no speaky girlish".

Aw man that kinda sucks, oh well its in the past, the next time a girl asks you out just say yes...

"After I thought about it I made sense" - Yeah, she wanted to jump you! Maybe you should ask her again if shes still around, second time lucky.

Robin

 

[thugbear2005]

You do realise they dont really believe you, right?

You would think that looking from the outside, but my parents are really naive. Either that or they are in denial. In any event I got away with it, and isn't that what really matters?

 

[V1P3R]

God damn it... I think the 09 Maxima is growing on me. 👎

 

[Sharky.]

I think the 08 (or is it 07?) Impreza is growing on me. The STi especially so.

 

[V1P3R]

Oh, guess I don't have a problem then.

 

[sLg]

I like the new Maxima.