Confession Booth

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I once dressed up as Mario and tried to buy pipes at Ace Hardware.

apparently Coins don't work in america.
 
Anybody knows what senses*x is??? sense in: taste, feeling, hearing, ...
 
senses? sight, smell, sound, touch, taste, and balance.

is that what you're looking for?
 
No, I am sorry but the word s*x, I don't kow if I am allowed to write it without being warned or banned. Sense s*x.
 
ohhhhh. I thought you mean sense times X. as in what are the different kinds. haha.

yeah, you can say sex. look at my location for crying out loud.
 
Sex is vital for reproduction. It's kosher here.
 
I lie alot, I drive recklessly, I used to "borrow" *cough* steal *cough* toy cars from my neighbor, I "borrowed" PS2 games from my friend, and I cheated on most of my tests during middle and high-school.
I have many confessions, and I could go on for days, OK, maybe hours.
One last one, B-Spec Bob: I assaulted him after he spent 20 minutes on the Tokyo R246 Endurance backing up and running into a wall for 20 minutes. What a dumb****k.
 
Erm, I think the most I've popped in a day was once by myself and twice with someone else. But even two times in a day is too much for me...
 
Dang guys, im too scared to confess. I've done too many awkward things, where can i start? Well the masterbating thing is funny as hell ive have experimented with that ever since i found out about it. I think i was 12 going on 13 or w/e and i was laying on my bed under the covers early in the morning. Somehow it went up, and started playing w/ it and started to pull on it. It felts good and the stuff came out and I can remember how good it felt. I said to myself life is good.

The same day i think i broke the record of masterbation, like 10 times in one day. It was nice...I think that was the same day i started to look at porn and friends started hooking me up with free porn sites that was nice too. There i said it, i confess to it, but everyone guy masterbates i kno it and all males talk about it. Plz don't tell me something offensive cuz this is a confession thread and be honest ur self cuz u kno its true.

Besides that i remember once me n my bro were outside in my back yard playing w/ some slingshot he had bought me for me b-day. We accidentally broke one of the back windows...and my parents never found out about it until like 6 months later. My brother rarely comes to the house and this time he came and my dad finally saw the 3' diameter circle cut into the glass LoL :lol: I said i don't kno how that got there and nvr told them what really happend.

I read something about some guy cheating on his gf, i don't want to double post so i jus say it here. It nice to say that u confess to that but cheating i think is just stupid and maybe should only be done for a comeback of some sort like if she cheated on u. Other than that, someone cheating on someone else for no particular reason makes me sick. 👎
 
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I do not want to know how many times you guys have masterbated.God that is to much information.

Originally Posted by EvilToast

i once masterbated 6 times in a row... :nervous:

What????!
Well I really don't have anything to confess too. Never sat on a rodent. I guess my confession is I like legs over breast
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Supren
I read something about some guy cheating on his gf, i don't want to double post so i jus say it here. It nice to say that u confess to that but cheating i think is just stupid and maybe should only be done for a comeback of some sort like if she cheated on u. Other than that, someone cheating on someone else for no particular reason makes me sick. 👎
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hehe...erm, uh, that was me. Our relationship wasn't going anywhere at the time and I broke up with her shortly after. She still doesn't know about it though, and I have no animosity towards either of them so it's all good.

Once I was playing with my friend when I was about....8 or 9, and we went over to his place to build a giant snow fort or something and we ended up venturing around his back yard looking through his shed for some reason. Anyway, we walked around behind his shed and found all these panes of glass just sitting there. No window frames or anything, just a bunch of panes of glass. So we broke it all. 6 hours later just after dinner, we get this phone call saying someone broke all her storm windows. Needless to say, I "don't know anything about that". I still don't.
 
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Dang guys, im too scared to confess. I've done too many awkward things, where can i start? Well the masterbating thing is funny as hell ive have experimented with that ever since i found out about it. I think i was 12 going on 13 or w/e and i was laying on my bed under the covers early in the morning. Somehow it went up, and started playing w/ it and started to pull on it. It felts good and the stuff came out and I can remember how good it felt. I said to myself life is good.

The same day i think i broke the record of masterbation, like 10 times in one day. It was nice...I think that was the same day i started to look at porn and friends started hooking me up with free porn sites that was nice too. There i said it, i confess to it, but everyone guy masterbates i kno it and all males talk about it. Plz don't tell me something offensive cuz this is a confession thread and be honest ur self cuz u kno its true.
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Wtf!?
 
I don't think that's as much of a confession as it is telling 65,000 people a dirty story.
 

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