Confession Booth

[the_undrtaker89]

Why does every confession session end up being some kind of weird freaky masterbation discussion thing.

 

[Supren]

Post your confession not ur question...

 

[McLaren]

Why does every confession session end up being some kind of weird freaky masterbation discussion thing.

Maybe we should call this thread, "Tell us how many times you masturbate."

 

[EvilToast]

enough masterbation, once i had really bad gas on a date we went to the movies and we watched something funny, i couldn't hold it anymore and i let it out silently though, it was probably my most potent fart eve,r she had to step out of the theatre funny thing is she never found out it was me. 👍

 

[PS]

Ahahahahaha.

My date farted while sitting on my lap once. I accidentally freaked out and threw her on the floor.

 

[Jay]

Dang guys, im too scared to confess. I've done too many awkward things, where can i start? Well the masterbating thing is funny as hell ive have experimented with that ever since i found out about it. I think i was 12 going on 13 or w/e and i was laying on my bed under the covers early in the morning. Somehow it went up, and started playing w/ it and started to pull on it. It felts good and the stuff came out and I can remember how good it felt. I said to myself life is good.

The same day i think i broke the record of masterbation, like 10 times in one day. It was nice...I think that was the same day i started to look at porn and friends started hooking me up with free porn sites that was nice too. There i said it, i confess to it, but everyone guy masterbates i kno it and all males talk about it. Plz don't tell me something offensive cuz this is a confession thread and be honest ur self cuz u kno its true.

So I take it your blind by now?

 

[Danny]

There i said it, i confess to it, but everyone guy masterbates i kno it and all males talk about it. Plz don't tell me something offensive cuz this is a confession thread and be honest ur self cuz u kno its true.

I'm saving myself for a pretty young thang, but thanks for the offer.

 

[PS]

Aren't you 15?

I regularily pee all over toilet seats at hockey games.

 

[zoxxy]

I regularily pee all over toilet seats at hockey games.

So it was you!

 

[Flame-returns]

Right, somthing other than mastabation or gas...

How about this, "I have had sex with a domestic animal"?

Just to keep the thread interesting

 

[PS]

But have you?

 

[standard235]

Umm...


I once masturbated to the same thing 20 times in a row?

I slept goooood that night.

 

[Supren]

Right, somthing other than mastabation or gas...

How about this, "I have had sex with a domestic animal"?

Just to keep the thread interesting

Ur name should be BeastialityGuy then...

 

[EvilToast]

Umm...


I once masturbated to the same thing 20 times in a row?

I slept goooood that night.

i bow to your greatness.

 

[Flame-returns]

Please, NO MORE MASTERBATION!!!

And no, I have not had sex with a domestic animal....

 

[PS]

Umm...


I once masturbated to the same thing 20 times in a row?

I slept goooood that night.

Even though that's pretty much physically impossible, considering it takes approximately 20 minutes before your anatomy resets.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Wow, you guys really need girlfriends. 20 times in one day is just a call for love, or perhaps a weakness to resist desire

There, all without mentioning masturbaton...oops

 

[dbartucci]

Standard235 has a refractory period of 3 seconds.

 

[kikie]

One off my best friends almost became an invalid. I was at fault. He almost lost his right leg We had a bike accident, he was the passenger. Those were 14 scary days, 14 days without knowing if his leg was going to be allright. I stopped riding bikes and he bought a new one.

 

[Slick Rick]

A while back my mum found porn on our pc and i blamed my brother....

That was a long time back though, apart from that i have nothing big to confess, just little white lies etc....which im quite proud about.

 

[ExigeEvan]

My sister, while drunk, told my parents I had porn on the computer.

First most of it is just thongs and stuff.
Second it is all password encrypted.
Third I haven't used it for months

 

[Supren]

A while back my mum found porn on our pc and i blamed my brother....

That was a long time back though, apart from that i have nothing big to confess, just little white lies etc....which im quite proud about.

I'n the house i am an only child. My parents don't use the comp and the comp is in my room. So it's all mines. I got no one to blame if they find something it'll suck but they never eva eva touch it.
I remember one time my friend lend me 2 porno vids i lended him something else not sure w/ it was. Anyways i told my older bro that my friend lend me these awesome vidz. He was like you funny kid, i watched them and mom wasnt home yet so it was kool. This was a real long time ago when i was bak in middle school so i dont remember that when i finished watching the tapes if i had hid them or i left it in the VCR. A few days later i walk in the house after school and my bro was like dude. A smile on his face...He told me that when he came into the house that my mom was watching the porno she had "supposably" just discoverd in my VCR. My brother is soo cool and said they were his since he is alredy an adult. So he took the blame for it and my mom wasn't that mad about it since we are real close so it was all good LoL To me that is a real funny story to share and what a "REAL TRUE BROTHER" is all about. He saved my ass that day

 

[Famine]

Standard235 has a refractory period of 3 seconds.

*attempts to find lungs on floor following laughing/coughing fit*

 

[Event]

I always say I'm gonna try that, but after 1 I say screw it and take a nap.

Me too. I could try for a world record, I just don't wanna.

 

[Silverzone]

One time in English class everyone was quiet sooooooo I picked up my cell phone, and called up Wal Mart and asked for Chimichangas. It was soooo freakin funny, And everyone turned around and looked at me wierd. It was worth it. well. thats not a real confession though, so ... Oh. one time I threw a stick in someones tire spokes. (anyone who has seen the Blink video for "First Date" knows what Im talking about) It was funny.

 

[PS]

I just farted on my cat. He was sound asleep until now.

 

[the_undrtaker89]

Here's one I don't like to shower, I think it's a waste of time. But I do it, I do it for the dirty people. I do it for my family. I do it for Girls.

 

[standard235]

Oh my god. Famine got a kick outta that one.


I am eating Care Bears Fruit Snacks right now... tis my confesion.

That and I did 145lbs 10 reps on the bench today!

 

[inferno]

Second it is all password encrypted.

Really, how do you do that?

 

[standard235]

Really, how do you do that?

I had the program before I reformatted. But I could encrypt it and all sorts of crap. Like make it invisible. Lost too much pr0n that way cuz I couldn't find it!