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I have never masturbated with a straight faceEvilToastI DARE SOMEONE TO SAY THAT THEY HAVE NEVER MASTERBATED WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
(All you did was dare us to say it...)
Anyways,
I will also confess that,one time when i got mad at school when i was in like 3rd or 4th grade i went into the bathroom and peed all over the walls the sink and the floors.Using the stop'n'go technique,i almost covered 2 walls,1 sink and 1/2 of the floor (i drank alot of water that day
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Asshole.MachOneI will also confess that,one time when i got mad at school when i was in like 3rd or 4th grade i went into the bathroom and peed all over the walls the sink and the floors.Using the stop'n'go technique,i almost covered 2 walls,1 sink and 1/2 of the floor (i drank alot of water that day
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EventAsshole.
*pees on you*
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EvilToastlol, once in like the 4th grade i had to crap really bad, so i went to the restrooms, but they were closed, so i took a crap near the basketball courts.
That is ridiculously nasty.
But I will confess something my friend did:
(While we are on this strange subject
My friend once took a poo on the hood of our principles car because the principle suspended him for 2 days.Hot sun+Fresh Poo=Stinky.Nobody ever found out who did it
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Haha.
Once in first grade, I had to piss at recess and the teachers wouldn't let me in so I walked out to the playground and pissed. I'm sure several girls saw my willy as I got in trouble. My dad just laughed.
Once in first grade, I had to piss at recess and the teachers wouldn't let me in so I walked out to the playground and pissed. I'm sure several girls saw my willy as I got in trouble. My dad just laughed.
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i just remmebered a better one....
i was on a trip in a bus, we had stopped at an eatery and i had something i dont remember what, but it hit me hard, i didn't feel it for like another 45 minutes, after that it was like a war in my stomach, going down a highway they had to stop the bus so i could take a crap on the side of the road because the bathrooms on the bus where broken, i was embarrased beyond traumatization.
i was on a trip in a bus, we had stopped at an eatery and i had something i dont remember what, but it hit me hard, i didn't feel it for like another 45 minutes, after that it was like a war in my stomach, going down a highway they had to stop the bus so i could take a crap on the side of the road because the bathrooms on the bus where broken, i was embarrased beyond traumatization.
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EvilToasti just remmebered a better one....
i was on a trip in a bus, we had stopped at an eatery and i had something i dont remember what, but it hit me hard, i didn't feel it for like another 45 minutes, after that it was like a war in my stomach, going down a highway they had to stop the bus so i could take a crap on the side of the road because the bathrooms on the bus where broken, i was embarrased beyond traumatization.
Oh my god. That would be HORRIBLE.
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i'd have to agree with undertaker i don't like to shower much either.
I'm watching a bad pirated version of Herbie : Fully Loaded but I'm so glad about seeing it this way then to actually pay to see it. Is it me or did someone blow up lohan's chest?? 
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Famine
Too busy watching your own pr0n there Famine?
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No comment on that one..
My confession?
I suck at life. Something not in need of confessing as all know it.
My confession?
I suck at life. Something not in need of confessing as all know it.
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Don't you have a girlfriend?
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I tried to commit suicide twice because of girls problem.
I can tell you that I'm now very far away from girls and problems, well, I still have fun, but none are on a long period
I can tell you that I'm now very far away from girls and problems, well, I still have fun, but none are on a long period
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One of my confessions is that at a Mercedes dealer, I was allowed a test drive of SLK 320 alone for 10 minutes in the exchange for confirmed info on my address and such.
I stayed out for 45 minutes...which sucked...police got involved, and the car was reported stolen after 30 minutes...
That was a terrible day...an extremely terrible day.
I stayed out for 45 minutes...which sucked...police got involved, and the car was reported stolen after 30 minutes...
That was a terrible day...an extremely terrible day.
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How can someone confess something like this?Div is backI tried to commit suicide twice because of girls problem.
I can tell you that I'm now very far away from girls and problems, well, I still have fun, but none are on a long period
I admit, I done something like that before, only the once.
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`My confession for a new day?
I was testriding a majorly expensive bike, at around 4k, and I jumped a jump in th parking lot... I landed on the seat and broke something. I took it RIGHT inside, said good day to you all, and left.
Sucks when the owner catches me riding the bikes too hard... I thrash them in the lot....
I was testriding a majorly expensive bike, at around 4k, and I jumped a jump in th parking lot... I landed on the seat and broke something. I took it RIGHT inside, said good day to you all, and left.
Sucks when the owner catches me riding the bikes too hard... I thrash them in the lot....
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I was actually depressed for a time when I was a Freshman and just entered High School.G.THow can someone confess something like this?
I admit, I done something like that before, only the once.
Of course, counseling wasn't surprised. It was a new world to me, so many people looking down at me. I didn't go to the point of anywhere near suicide, just extremely depressed and confused.
I have a feeling a I'm going to be depressed come college.
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Go drive your NSX.... that'll cheer you up!
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