Cursed Political Content

[Famine]

soaking

Just applying some rationality to religion, for a second...

Soaking is putting it in and leaving it there, only to eventually take it out. Ejaculation may occur at some point between, but that's all fine by the rules.

If putting it in isn't a sin, and taking it out isn't a sin, and even ejaculating isn't a sin, then really there should be nothing sinful about repeatedly putting it in and taking it out again and ejaculating somewhere along the way. It's just soaking at very short intervals.

Thus I have invented the sexual practice of "microsoaking", just for Mormons. You're welcome, guys.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Darla Starch]

 

[TB]

It's the pits.

Not the bee's knees?

 

[TexRex]

lol

 

[TexRex]

 

[UKMikey]

Hat tip to @RightWingCope:

Spoiler: unfunny racist cartoon

 

[Blitz24]

Time to bring the economy down!

 

[McLaren]

He should go back & spend more than 2 years at Georgia University learning about the economy then.

 

[Brett]

Walker did not go to Georgia to play school.

 

[ScottPuss20]

Time to bring the economy down!

He a little confused but he got the spirit.

 

[TexRex]

Dilbert guy: "Finger rape his ass and you'll see that any male is violent."

 

[Populuxe]

Dilbert guy: "Finger rape his ass and you'll see that any male is violent."

It took the genius of a mediocre cartoonist to show us that shoving your finger up someone's ass might lead to a violent encounter.

 

[Pupik]

Walker did not go to Georgia to play school.

This is frameable and memetic.

 

[TB]

Dilbert guy: "Finger rape his ass and you'll see that any male is violent."

What if my dad (RIP) likes it?

 

[TexRex]

What if my dad (RIP) likes it?

 

[UKMikey]

She lost but she still won't go away.

 

[Famine]

Your first mistake: grabbing an image off Google Images that you don't have any permission to use in your official local Republican Party Facebook post.

Your second mistake: not actually looking at the image...

 

[Liquid]

You assume it was a 'mistake'.

 

[Blitz24]

You assume it was a 'mistake'.

Or for them, a "happy accident".

 

[Populuxe]

I'm not so sure that was a mistake. They know who their base is.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Yeah, honest mistake would be the absolute best case scenario. The more likely scenario is that it's signaling kind of like stand back and stand by.

 

[Pupik]

Admittedly, it looked like hoofprints in the background the first time I scrolled past it.

Derp.

 

[TexRex]

Ah.

 

[Liquid]

Law and Order.

 

[McLaren]

Ah.

Permanently suspended from Twitter, but probably needs a check up from the feds as well.

Read this may also fall under threatening those agencies which tmu, is a felony charge.

 

[TexRex]

Read this may also fall under threatening those agencies which tmu, is a felony charge.

The standard is communicating a serious expression of intent to perpetrate an act of unlawful violence to a particular individual or group. Awful as it is--and that's pretty ****ing awful--I don't see it as meeting that standard. The threshold is especially high given that it's aimed at state actors in their capacity as state actors, making it political in nature and thus benefitting from the strongest of protections.

It's likely to be lawful, even if it is awful, and there is no exception for stupid, piece of **** mother****ers with chinstrap beards.

 

[UKMikey]

I wanted to comment but this quote tweet has exactly 1,776 replies.

 

[UKMikey]

Apologies for doubleposting.

The standard is communicating a serious expression of intent to perpetrate an act of unlawful violence to a particular individual or group. Awful as it is--and that's pretty ****ing awful--I don't see it as meeting that standard. The threshold is especially high given that it's aimed at state actors in their capacity as state actors, making it political in nature and thus benefitting from the strongest of protections.

It's likely to be lawful, even if it is awful, and there is no exception for stupid, piece of **** mother****ers with chinstrap beards.

His inability as a state representative to repeal a federal law if elected further adds to the performativity of this publicity seeking tweet if I'm not mistaken.

 

[TexRex]