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My Esteemed Racing Colleagues,
I hope that this post finds you well.
I bear tidings of grave countenance.
There are those of you who seem to have failed to notice that the track in Race C, for the second week in a row, is trying to straight up murder each and every one of us.
For my fellow drivers to make war upon each other in the face of such a grave communal threat causes me to suffer a palsy of the mind such that there is no whiskey strong enough... no tobacco fine enough... and no hemp of adequate dankness... to deliver more than a fleeting reprieve.
When you choose to ignore the perils of this week's Race C Track, the price is not yours alone to pay.
Please, in the spirit of sportsmanship true, pay this lethal ribbon of asphalt the attention it demands.
Yours Eternally,
Fractal Salt
I hope that this post finds you well.
I bear tidings of grave countenance.
There are those of you who seem to have failed to notice that the track in Race C, for the second week in a row, is trying to straight up murder each and every one of us.
For my fellow drivers to make war upon each other in the face of such a grave communal threat causes me to suffer a palsy of the mind such that there is no whiskey strong enough... no tobacco fine enough... and no hemp of adequate dankness... to deliver more than a fleeting reprieve.
When you choose to ignore the perils of this week's Race C Track, the price is not yours alone to pay.
Please, in the spirit of sportsmanship true, pay this lethal ribbon of asphalt the attention it demands.
Yours Eternally,
Fractal Salt