So it was about to rain here today, and there's an awning where I work where customers are allowed to park. Figuring that it's the last 30 minutes of work, and there's an excess of free parking stalls, I could park the Mini under the awning so that it hopefully doesn't get rained on.
Well one of the managers didn't like that, so he told me to move. I told him no, there was absolutely no reason that I couldn't have parked there, and it did not hurt anything. Well he didn't enjoy that... he emailed the General Manager, who told me to move shortly after. Fine. I wasn't even
that mad, just annoyed at the pettiness of the situation. (This guy is seriously anal about parking, and has been on my case before. He's a huge micromanager.)
So as I went to move the Mini out of its nice parking spot, it started sprinkling. Normally, I wouldn't care about a little sprinkle, but I'm going to a Mini rally tomorrow, and would prefer a clean car. So I started rushing. Anger + Speed don't mix well. As I was backing out of the spot, I turned the wheel just a tad too soon. The awning is supported by steel beams with lips on the edges. The front corner of my car clipped the lip, scratched up the hood, and ripped off the front bumper. It's just light plastic, and isn't held on by much, although I did break my corner light and both park lights when the bumper got pulled off.
I heard a noise, and immediately knew what happened. Got out, inspected the damage, let out a fairly audible "F:censored:K!" and I guess the mechanics heard me because they came out. Great guys, they helped me ziptie my bumper back on and clean up the mess I had made of fragmented plastic bits.
So I drove home in a downpour with a ziptied bumper and no park lights. So much for my clean car! If I never parked there in the first place, or just flat out refused to move it wouldn't have happened. Really mad right about it... so many bad decisions, and it was nobody's fault but mine!
So, trying to have a sense of humor about it, I decided to just embrace the ziptie "look."
Taped up my front lights like so:
Put some bandaids on like
@WrxScooby, and put some tape over the broken fog lights.
I'm going to get the damage fixed ASAP, going to get a quote right after the rally tomorrow. Such a shame, as I was hoping to take some cool pictures on the Salt Flats tomorrow... Now I just have a screwed up car.
On the bright side, however, I have a reason to finally get the clear bra ripped off and the front repainted! And look how shiny the side looks!