Do you believe in the Zodiacs? And, what's your Zodiac?

[Moglet]

I was born under the sign of Bollocks, with my Do Me A Lemon rising in the Wheelbarrow of Horsecrap.

That sounds more genuine than half of the stuff you see in these 'star sign' columns.

What I like to do is look at the horoscope column in the paper and ask someone what their sign is; then I tell them I'm going to read their horoscope. But I read a different one. When they say "That's soooo true, that's exactly like my life at the minute!" you can show them up a treat by revealing you read out a random one. 👍

 

[Encyclopedia]

Nope. It's very obviously a load of bull.

Scorpio by the way.

 

[photonrider]

Born under a baa-baa-baaaaaad sign.. . .

 

[Dean]

I'm (a)...

(Cancer )

I don't believe in astrology.

 

[Driving Park]

According to the old way (OP) I'm a Sagittarius, and according to the new way (Post #4) I'm an Ophiuchus. Either one sounds awesome so I'm happy, but I can't think of any cars I could post with those names . Not that I believe in astrology in any way, which I don't (while being very interested in astronomy).

 

[Dennisch]

I once discussed this with a friend of my girlfriend. She was seriously into all this crap.

After an hour of listening I dropped that bomb on her about the dates being all screwed up. The look on her face (utter sadness) was priceless.

Another soul destroyed by me.
👍

 

[MatskiMonk]

Pisces.

I don't believe in Horoscopes in the slightest, and I never read them and think "oh that's so my life right now"... they never seem to apply at all.

I do however conform to lots of the Piscean characteristics, and so does my sister who's also a Pisces.

I had a friend who made a credit card sized compatability chart, laminated it, and kept it in his wallet. If he was chatting a girl up he would ask her what her sign was, check his card, and then act in a manner inline with a compatible star sign...

... he didn't get much action that year.

 

[Famine]

I once discussed this with a friend of my girlfriend. She was seriously into all this crap.

After an hour of listening I dropped that bomb on her about the dates being all screwed up. The look on her face (utter sadness) was priceless.

Another soul destroyed by me.
👍

Tch. Typical Scorpio...

 

[daan]

The look on her face (utter sadness) was priceless.

Tch. Typical Scorpio...

 

[Dennisch]

The car that says : Please, kill me.

 

[photonrider]

I once discussed this with a friend of my girlfriend. She was seriously into all this crap.

After an hour of listening I dropped that bomb on her about the dates being all screwed up. The look on her face (utter sadness) was priceless.

Another soul destroyed by me.
👍

Man-made dates don't change the positions of the stars in relation to the longitude/latitude you first popped out on Earth.
However going by dates to figure out where the stars were when you were born is quite . . . funny. And false.

 

[Slash]

I'm Pisces, but I don't believe in all that jazz 👍

 

[PeterJB]

I don't believe in Astrology, but by definition I'm a libra.

 

[Skython]

Nyeh, I don't think it has any relevance to who we are as people. I mean, I'm going to take examples from what is supposedly my one (Sagittarius).

"Because people like you so much"

People don't like me, so I don't see how that fits me.

"Your totem, the Centaur, which is half man and half beast, describes..."

I do not own a totem pole, I would never EVER buy a totem pole, that would mean sacrificing some precious money that I would rather do something else with.

Anyone noticed that a lot of these star signs are all really similar to one another? I can honestly swear they all say something about a "freedom-loving spirit" or a "knowledge of what needs to be done."

Or are they all just boring to read so I just stop reading and assume they all say that? ...

 

[kennylmao]

This is one of those things that fascinates me a lot.

Determining your character and the kind of person you are based on the day you were born with reference to stars in the sky? Where is the logic in that?!!

But when I actually read a description about my horoscope, I was surprised. This can't be right, 90% of the stuff here is true.

It doesn't make sense.

Pisces btw.

 

[MisterWhiskers]

I'm a Gemini. These are like the memes people post on Facebook where it's like "If you don't re-post this YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT!". I don't believe it.