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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Dumb Blonde jokes!!!! READ!!!!
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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
A: After a dye job.
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Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
A: Opens the car door.
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Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
A: More leg room.
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Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
A: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
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Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
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