Elon's Antics

[05XR8]

He seriously walked in the White House and bought everything on the menu as if it's Wack Arnold's.

I'm not laughing. It's nuts.

 

[FuriousDemon]

Yep, he isn’t just running DOGE, he is the president now.

 

[05XR8]

And Dumold Trumpf doesn’t even care. Made his deal and just wants everyone to look at him while Musk does his thing.

 

[FuriousDemon]

LOL

Musk Takes $2.4 Billion Contract From Verizon To Give It To Starlink Instead, Which Definitely Isn't Blatantly Illegal Or Wildly Corrupt In Any Way - Jalopnik

Sorry, Verizon, this completely normal and not-at-all ethically-unusual business decision unexpectedly favors Elon Musk.

www.jalopnik.com

 

[GBO Possum]

Tesla has plans to invent the Uber in California...

Tesla applies for ride-hailing service in California, but with human drivers

Tesla has applied for a permit to operate a ride-hailing service in California, but it will be using human drivers...

electrek.co

 

[UKMikey]

Tesla has plans to invent the Uber in California...

Tesla applies for ride-hailing service in California, but with human drivers

Tesla has applied for a permit to operate a ride-hailing service in California, but it will be using human drivers...

electrek.co

He should call it Über Alles.

 

[Vic Reign93]

He should call it Über Alles.

Fitting tagline for it, “Über Alles, Easy travel for the Reich price.”

 

[UKMikey]

Fitting tagline for it, “Über Alles, Easy travel for the Reich price.”

I was thinking more "My car goes out to you".

 

[daan]

How would you heil one?

 

[UKMikey]

You'll have to see it coming. If you do naht, you may have to stick your arm out at a 45° angle to get them to ge-stop-po.

Rest assured, though, Musk will do everything he can to make them run on time.

 

[Famine]

 

[Dennisch]

I find the lack of Elon cucks in this thread worrisome. Are they okay? Have they all gone into hiding?

 

[Liquid]

I find the lack of Elon cucks in this thread worrisome. Are they okay? Have they all gone into hiding?

They'd need to click Show ignored content in order to see the rest of us.

 

[UKMikey]

Are you sure he hasn't sacked them all in the latest purge?

 

[MisterWaffles]

Welp, as if we needed another reason to hate Elon... You can add "is a Russian asset" to your bingo card.

 

[CTznOfTime]

So somehow in those people's mind, Zelesnkyy is the one who can stop this madness by giving up....
But God forbid Putin should even bare the thought of stopping the madness unless he wins...


Hmm. Right wing logic and lack thereof critical thinking...

 

[Liquid]

What a first-class ****.

 

[GranTurNismo]

 

[Spacegoat]

If the US leaves the UN though. Who's going to going to Veto any proposed resolutions against Israel?

Actually this might be the one good thing President Elon does. Carry on.

 

[GBO Possum]

If the US leaves NATO though. Who's going to going to Veto any proposed resolutions against Israel?

Actually this might be the one good thing President Elon does. Carry on.

Indeed...

Tim Snyder’s warning: Israel depends upon a functioning US. Trump and Musk are destroying it

A deeply disturbing interview with the Yale historian, famed for offering 20th century lessons for protecting today's democracies. He also sees a surprising role for Netanyahu, potentially

www.timesofisrael.com

 

[UKMikey]

I wonder who's more likely to keep their word. Elon or Jon? (rhetorical question)

 

[Blitz24]

I wonder who's more likely to keep their word. Elon or Jon? (rhetorical question)

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I guess the Daily Show is going off the air then.