Erdogan the Dictator.

[Dennisch]

He has you by the short hairs due to you guys in Europe screwing the pooch in Libya and Syria. This is the screwing you get for the screwing you gave. All the world is in balance.

*you too.

 

[Dotini]

Yes, we screwed up in Libya, but performed coitus interruptus in Syria.

But Europe gets the shaft first and hardest simply because you're closer to the scene of the crimes.

 

[Dennisch]

Yes, we screwed up in Libya, but performed coitus interruptus in Syria.

But Europe gets the shaft first and hardest simply because you're closer to the scene of the crimes.

And because the politicians apparently like a tiny Turkish throbbing member in the rear. Especially Mürkül.

 

[Dotini]

And because the politicians apparently like a tiny Turkish throbbing member in the rear. Especially Mürkül.

Well, they probably don't really like it. But are over a barrel since they owe Turkey for assistance in the disposition of refugees and migrants.

Perhaps if I were Trump I'd think about letting my Russian friends solve the Turkey problem by conquest.

 

[Blitz24]

Surely someone in the EU had to know that there was a power shift imminent in Turkey after seeing how fanatical Erdogan is.

 

[Dennisch]

Well, they probably don't really like it. But are over a barrel since they owe Turkey for assistance in the disposition of refugees and migrants.

Yeah, about that. Turkey might have some explaining to do in the next couple of days. Just heard on the news that things aren't quite going as the Turks are saying.

 

[mister dog]

Yeah, about that. Turkey might have some explaining to do in the next couple of days. Just heard on the news that things aren't quite going as the Turks are saying.

Who would have thought!

 

[Dennisch]

Who would have thought!

Indeed, I was so shocked that I pulled a muscle in my lower back. Felt like I was struck by a tiny throbbing member.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Indeed, I was so shocked that I pulled a muscle in my lower back. Felt like I was struck by a tiny throbbing member.

Pulled a muscle? So many jokes...

Surely someone in the EU had to know that there was a power shift imminent in Turkey after seeing how fanatical Erdogan is.

I'd say so. How long before Turkey is the New Libya?

 

[mister dog]

Indeed, I was so shocked that I pulled a muscle in my lower back. Felt like I was struck by a tiny throbbing member.

Coincidence has it our EU leaders felt the same sensation recently. They tend to like it though

 

[Dennisch]

Pulled a muscle? So many jokes...



I'd say so. How long before Turkey is the New Libya?

Seeing how the ousted PM wanted peace talks with the Kurds, and Tiny Penis doesn't even think about it, I give it a couple of months. All those Kurds who are now fighting in Syria and Iraq, being supplied with nice modern Western weapons, will eventually help their brethren in Turkey.

Saw it coming quite some time ago btw.

Pick one, or more.

 

[Dotini]

How long before Turkey is the New Libya?

Never. Turkey is way too strategically and geographically important to be left in anarchy and tribal warfare.

Russia would dearly love to own and exercise operational control of the Straits of Bosporous, Straits of the Dardanelles and the Aegean Sea.

If Turkey begins to topple, Russia will catch the pieces, and Trump will probably help him.

 

[TenEightyOne]

If Turkey begins to topple, Russia will catch the pieces, and Trump will probably help him.

The closest British Sovereign Territory (and a heavily armed territory at that) is only 100 miles away. I think there'd be quite the stampede.

 

[20832]

I'd say so. How long before Turkey is the New Libya?

Not too long, usually Turkey fell into a military dictatorship every 20 years it seems, so they're overdue.

 

[Blitz24]

The closest British Sovereign Territory (and a heavily armed territory at that) is only 100 miles away. I think there'd be quite the stampede.

Oh joy. Another war over a pivotal geographical area due to a psychopath! And if I were in the EU or Turkey I would be thrown in jail for writing this. Also North Korea, but they can't access this I believe.

 

[TenEightyOne]

And if I were in the EU or Turkey I would be thrown in jail for writing this.

Really? Turkey, perhaps, but the EU?

 

[Blitz24]

Really? Turkey, perhaps, but the EU?

Well isn't this all about what has happened in Germany? If I am missing something in my poor joke then comedy is not my forte.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Well isn't this all about what has happened in Germany? If I am missing something in my poor joke then comedy is not my forte.

Ah, Germany isn't the EU although it's a member state. The law that was being discussed is in the process of (rightly, imo) being repealed. It was a legacy law created in the immediate post-war period and is clearly not fit for modern use.

 

[Blitz24]

Ah, Germany isn't the EU although it's a member state. The law that was being discussed is in the process of (rightly, imo) being repealed. It was a legacy law created in the immediate post-war period and is clearly not fit for modern use.

It could also lead to an interesting conundrum if the country involved was Iran and the subject had been about the Holocaust.

 

[DK]

Repressive states like China, North Korea and Saudi Arabia must be kicking themselves for not trying to get Germany to charge people under this law.

 

[Dotini]

Does anyone think Germany needs urging to become a more repressive state?

 

[TenEightyOne]

Does anyone think Germany needs urging to become a more repressive state?

I hope not, it's my 2nd-favourite European country! Interestingly... none of the countries that form the United Kingdom feature that high on the list...

 

[Dennisch]

Does anyone think Germany needs urging to become a more repressive state?

Merkel and her asskissing policies need to go ASAP.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Merkel and her asskissing policies need to go ASAP.

In fairness it's not her policy though, is it? Or are you referring to the immigration policy? I guess an East German sees social segregation a little differently to those of us who grew up in the Free West though.

 

[Dennisch]

In fairness it's not her policy though, is it? Or are you referring to the immigration policy? I guess an East German sees social segregation a little differently to those of us who grew up in the Free West though.

That was quite mistake she made yes, shame that she figured that out a bit too late. But she needs to toughen up her act against the wishes of Erdogan instead of what's she's doing now.

 

[Rage Racer]

I know Merkel is trying to help her country with the migrant deal, but... There is still no guarantee that Turkey will comply with the taken obligations. I heard the refugees do not prefer stopping in Turkey and would rather stay in Syria or Iraq than in Turkey....

 

[Liquid]

the Free West

*Terms and conditions apply

 

[Blitz24]

I hope not, it's my 2nd-favourite European country! Interestingly... none of the countries that form the United Kingdom feature that high on the list...

Ooh Ooh. I know his favorite country! It's San Marino.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Ooh Ooh. I know his favorite country! It's San Marino.

Haha, good spot

It's France I'm afraid, but not that far off

 

[Blitz24]

Haha, good spot

It's France I'm afraid, but not that far off

I suggest a new favorite location. One that doesn't have frogs.


Anyway, back to Erdogan. I'm even more shocked that nobody else saw him being in power for so long as an issue. There's almost no chance that he will ever be removed peacefully from power. Welcome to the Middle East: where the right of entry is to have a dictatorship.