Everyone in this news story is the dumbest human on Earth:

[sn00pie]

Whoa.

In Holland, when a police officer shows their badge and requests to strip search, most people will still tell him/her to **** off.

"Give me my weed back!"

 

[Famine]

Did no-one twig when the manager's fiance buggered the girl?

 

[Young_Warrior]

He never buggered her... He made her do something else of the sort. Now you have to be pretty stupid or desperate for a excuse to sue to do that. And the man on the recieving end fully well knew it was a hoax but he was just a sad old man. He should definetly go to jail.

 

[Duke]

Buggered...? I assumed it was more of an oral kind of thing.

 

[Famine]

He's being charged with sodomy, and the caller is being charged with "eliciting sodomy".

I just added up from there - though until that point I assumed it was an oral thing too.

 

[FoolKiller]

He's being charged with sodomy, and the caller is being charged with "eliciting sodomy".

I just added up from there - though until that point I assumed it was an oral thing too.

In Kentucky oral is Sodomy also.

It was original designed as an anti-gay law.

Kentucky sodomy laws.

 

[Famine]

Rrrrrrrrright...

*shreds dictionary*

 

[Jordan]

I'm always so proud whenever I hear about my state in the news.

 

[Raghavan]

Seeing it again, i keep thinking that that Summers lady is the biggest fuc**** bit** I have ever seen. What a dimwit. Dumbass.

 

[Danoff]

So famine, you're saying that it's basically a 4-5 way tie for dumbest human? That each of these people is equally unintelligent?

 

[Solid Lifters]

Whoa.

In Holland, when a police officer shows their badge and requests to strip search, most people will still tell him/her to **** off.

"Give me my weed back!"

That's true because legally they can tell the police to f-off whenever they ask to see what's in their pockets.

Sad that a naive girl did what I think se did (I remember this story from a while back). I don't have the time to see the video. I'm here with my boys, so I can't watch something that has nudity in it.

Thanks for the warning, Fam.

Prisnors, for fun, would call up people who put ads in the local paper and would request perverted or disgusting things from them. I was amazed then, as I am now, that there were people stupid enough to do them. Now, when a prisnor makes a call from prison, it's announced before the connecting is made that the call is coming from whatever jail or prison.

 

[VIPFREAK]

OMG that was hilarious! but WTF... ?? Oh, mad that would make a great "When keeping it real goes wrong" skit!

 

[Famine]

So famine, you're saying that it's basically a 4-5 way tie for dumbest human? That each of these people is equally unintelligent?

I think the prize winner is Donna Summers. The girl is naive - though you do have to wonder why she didn't think, as she was naked in her boss's office, blowing her bosses fiance, "Hang about... How did we get from a stolen purse to this?". Mr. Nix is a complete douche who probably DID twig but was more bothered about getting his jollies with a 17 year old girl. Donna Summers is just the stupidest person ever to set foot on the planet.

 

[Zardoz]

I think the prize winner is Donna Summers. The girl is naive - though you do have to wonder why she didn't think, as she was naked in her boss's office, blowing her bosses fiance, "Hang about... How did we get from a stolen purse to this?". Mr. Nix is a complete douche who probably DID twig but was more bothered about getting his jollies with a 17 year old girl. Donna Summers is just the stupidest person ever to set foot on the planet.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. This insane episode makes my head spin.

I'm ashamed to be a member of their species.

 

[Delirious]

...and i live 35-45 minutes north of that state...then again, ohio does have some farm communities with lack of education...

 

[Young_Warrior]

I think the prize winner is Donna Summers. The girl is naive - though you do have to wonder why she didn't think, as she was naked in her boss's office, blowing her bosses fiance, "Hang about... How did we get from a stolen purse to this?". Mr. Nix is a complete douche who probably DID twig but was more bothered about getting his jollies with a 17 year old girl. Donna Summers is just the stupidest person ever to set foot on the planet.

After watching it I just kept thinking about the woman that said tyson raped her. I think both these ladies new fully well what they were doing and are in for a nice big check.

 

[Jay]

Sad, very sad people are like that.

I wouldnt have even emptied my pockets for someone over the phone.

 

[VIPFREAK]

That's as far as I'd go... if they were right about the claims but it's pretty easy to see after that.

 

[DeLoreanBrown]

This Guy , Stewart was a Police-impersonator obsessive that had the right phone manner to convince airhead bossbtchs such as Summers that Authority was present and she is the guiltiest party in this ; so swallowing Stewarts trip that she brought hrony little Nix into the equation . That's a psychotically negligent manager , Stewart must have gone Bingo ! this is my best w--- to date . . .

 

[Touring Mars]

It is shocking, yet disturbingly unsurprising... confidence tricksters have long exploited the unsuspecting public, usually for financial gain, but sometimes their motives may be entirely different, as is the case here. What is really shocking though is the disgusting behaviour of Nix... although being manipulated and fed suggestions (by Stewart), he is still clearly a nasty piece of work... and as for the Summers woman... oh dear... (not to be confused with Donna Summer, obviously...)

 

[GilesGuthrie]

I read somewhere that the average IQ of Ohio residents is 85. If true, that would mean that people who live in Ohio are, on average, 15% less intelligent than the entire rest of the world.

I'd love to see the upper and lower bounds on that.

 

[Diego440]

Donna Summers is just the stupidest person ever to set foot on the planet.

But at least she sings well...

 

[DeLoreanBrown]

I think the prize winner is Donna Summers. The girl is naive - though you do have to wonder why she didn't think, as she was naked in her boss's office, blowing her bosses fiance, "Hang about... How did we get from a stolen purse to this?". Mr. Nix is a complete douche who probably DID twig but was more bothered about getting his jollies with a 17 year old girl. Donna Summers is just the stupidest person ever to set foot on the planet.

Summers = Manager
Ogden = Nymphette Dogsbody
Nix ( not Stevie ) = Needing Pipe-cleaning ( uncatholic = sodomistic )
Stewart ( not Jackie ) = Guy who watches too much TV & is clueless about cameras

 

[Jondot]

Sorry, i couldn't resist pointing this out:

Everyone in this news story is the dumbest human on Earth:

Technically, only one person can be the dumbest human

 

[Pupik]

I'm always so proud whenever I hear about my state in the news.

Don't worry, Florida has you beaten.

We've taken the ship of fools' helm since 2000. Possibly before that.

 

[FoolKiller]

Went home for family dinner over Thanksgiving weekend and I was talking to my mom about this case. She says that the Detective is now running for sheriff, seeing as how he is the only guy in town to solve a nationwide crime.

Oh, and the guy who made the calls is out on $100,000 bond and is back in Florida until the trial.

Everyone else is kind of hiding for now.

 

[Pupik]

Oh, and the guy who made the calls is out on $100,000 bond and is back in Florida until the trial.

We've taken the ship of fools' helm since 2000. Possibly before that.

See what I mean?

 

[Swift]

The thing that I don't understand is this. Apparently, the police station for that precinct is within a few minutes away. Why would it EVER take the police two hours to get to an area like that?

This manager has ZERO room to hide. I really hope she's never given a job of any authority ever again in her life.

 

[zoxxy]

...and i live 35-45 minutes north of that state...then again, ohio does have some farm communities with lack of education...

This has nothing to do with education. It's ****ing common sense, demet!

 

[Swift]

This has nothing to do with education. It's ****ing common sense, demet!

I wouldn't say common sense. But that people need to understand what a cop can and can't do. Obviously, these people think the police are all powerful. Even on the phone.