F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[GTP_Ingram]

m - 1
y - 1
z - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Ad - 2

o - 1

(still confused why I get lower case?)

 

[CTznOfTime]

when is the results?

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting closes as per the thread title - 9 am (GMT), Monday 8th November... the results will be posted sometime after that.

 

[Beliall]

S - 2
aa - 1

 

[TS]

C - 2
K - 1

caps

 

[Hun200kmh]

Ad - 2
d - 1

 

[Pupik]

B - 1
AB - 1
AD - 1

(You know it, I'm BABAD!)

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything this time around. Nothing funny, at least.

 

[PeterJB]

AD-1
T-1
B-1

Caps

 

[TopGearFTW]

U - 2
ab - 1

 

[Stiggy]

H - 1pt
P - 1pt
AD - 1pt

 

[DQuaN]

G - 1
o - 1
ad - 1

 

[daan]

B - 2
G - 1

What's all this caps mallarkey?

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

Ac - 1
ad - 2

 

[NoobMan DS]

H - 1
ac - 1
ad - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

L - 1
q - 1
ad - 1

 

[DK]

AD - 2
R - 1
Damned caps glitch.

 

[Raagentreg]

J -1
AD - 1
R - 1

>.< caps glitch

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHTEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Thursday 18th November 1500 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mechanic: Hey, you remember when Montoya span on the formation lap?

NH: "Headache, dizziness, heart-palpitations, nausea, uh-oh I think I'm going to puke. What's wrong with me?"
Mechanic: "It sounds like altitude-sickness to me, you're just not used to being this high up!"

The slick 'masked' bandit who 'stole' the pole on Saturday!
(just in case for clarification; not actually stolen; but well deserved and timing is everything )

While his mechanic can only laugh, Nico rather regrets that bet he had with Rubens that if he got a pole position, Rubens would do a naked Samba dance!

Mechanic: Still got some of the "Hell Energy Drink" left from Saturday?
Nico: I used it all up on "Red Bull"...

*Nico duly finishes 8th*

(INSERT UNWITTY REMARK ABOUT FATHER CHRISTMAS HERE)

Hulkenberg: Can I hold it?
Engineer: That's what she said.

Mechanic: "Nico, you know we're looking for a driver with a bit more cash? Well, we're giving your race seat to Russia's number one."
Nico: "Petrov?"
Mechanic: "No. Vladimir Putin."

Mechanic: "Uh...Nico..."
Nico: "Yeah?"
Mechanic: "You know the way that Rubens has a special towel for his...arse..."
Nico: "Oh my God...I feel..."
*Nico pukes*

Mech: Nico, I thought we discussed this, safety blanket is for emergencies... wait that isn't it.
Nico: It isn't?!
Mech: Nope, that's Rubens' *whispers*
Nico: O.o

As a way to boost their performance for Brazil, Williams hired Nico Hulkenburg's sister to drive the car at Brazil, let's just she was a tiny bit embarrassed when the umbrella holding man asked her to hold his rod.

Nico: Is that Jessica Michibata? Did she break up with Jenson again? Ohmygosh, is she looking this way? Did she see me? She knows I'm on pole, right? How's my hair? Is there something in my teeth?

Mechanic: Yes. Dunno. Yes. Yes. Dunno. You've got a cap on, and it's fabulous. Nope. Go for it, Nico!

Mechanic:Hahaha

Nico Is it still hanging there?

Mechanic: "Frank, Sebastian superguled Nico's hands to his towel."

Frank Williams: "And Mark superglued the towel to his face?"

Mechanic: "No. Nico managed that on his own."

The Incredible Hulk: You realize you&#8217;ll hold this pole much longer than I do?

mechanic: Hitler came to me in a dream saying you should help Sebastian as much as you can another German champion would be great for propaganda.
Nico pukes at the thought of Hitler coming back in any way shape or form.

Mechanic - You know, my arm didn't get this big just by holding umbrellas
Nico - **Barf**

Nico throws in the towel

Try as he might, there was no way Nico could wipe the grin off his face

Nico's comments removed at the request of Sony Computer Entertainment America.

Engineer:Hey Nico! That's the same sweat towel Juan Pablo Montoya used here in 2004. Now, I'm not supersticious, but maybe you could win for us... please?

Hulkenburg: ...(gurgh)...

Engineer: Oh god, he's gonna hurl! RUN!!!

Nico - "What! You're replacing me with Pastor Maldonado for next season! I just scored your team's first pole for over 5 years and this is what I get in return. Pathetic!
Mechanic - "Nico, we've actually negotiated a contract for you with another team. Look here comes the team boss right now. Nico, say hello to Mr Kolles..."

Nico hides his grin as brundle gets shot down by another female member of the press on his way to jinx him.

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Final Round - Abu Dhabi will follow on Friday 19th November
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[Lizard]

V-2
N-1
My caption looks terrible compared to the others as always.

 

[daan]

c - 2
n - 1

Who needs caps?

 

[Beliall]

N- 2
v-1

 

[tankuroded]

V-2
A-1


Bypasser stence.

 

[Touring Mars]

V-1


Bypasser stence.

Please see the voting rules in Post #1.

 

[Famine]

U - 2
Q - 1

And that's the first and only time I'll ever say "U - 2" in a good way.

 

[ADEuk]

T - l
V - 2

 

[prisonermonkeys]

U - 2
V - 1

And that's the first and only time I'll ever say "U - 2" in a good way.

What if the announced tomorrow that they were breaking up and that all their records were being burned?

 

[Famine]

I'd be too unconscious to speak. Also, you've given four points

 

[prisonermonkeys]

It's midnight and the 1 is next to the 2 and I'm slightly drunk because I just finished my uni degree.

 

[Ian Poole]

C - 2pts
V - 1pt

And being drunk is no excuse ludes!