F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Peter]

TM, can you use my second caption instead, or is it too late? Sorry for not marking them...

 

[DK]

E - 1
p - 1
w - 1

 

[GrandPrix]

J-2
h-1

 

[Touring Mars]

TM, can you use my second caption instead, or is it too late? Sorry for not marking them...

Sorry, I will only edit the poll if there is a mistake.

 

[daan]

J - 2
P - 1


Confused by the title, it says F1, but the R15 is an Audi Sporstcar. What's that all about?

 

[ADEuk]

P - 2pts
R - 1pt

 

[NoobMan DS]

The "R15" stands for "Round 15"

J - 2
F - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

E -1
j -1
z -1

 

[TS]

E - 2
D - 1

caps

 

[Northstar]

N-1
P-2

Remembered to vote this time.

 

[livemusic]

B - 2
J - 1

caps.

 

[daan]

BJ. Hur hur.

 

[Soundtrack]

J - 2
p - 1

 

[livemusic]

BJ. Hur hur.

It wasn't intentional.

 

[PeterJB]

You haven't put my caption in, TM.

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry about that, I've missed a caption in the last three rounds now...

Normal rules apply, anyone who has voted already can edit their vote to take into account the new entry in the poll (marked 'AB'), and I'll PM everyone who has voted to alert them.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

n - 1
p - 1
w - 1

 

[niky]

K - 2 (just because it made me laff for no reason at all)
P - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

B - 1
J - 1
Q - 1

Caps

 

[Lizard]

1 question.
Do we get extra points for guessing which caption your going to forget?

 

[Ian Poole]

J - 2pts
E - 1pt

 

[Smallhorses]

Caps please?

O - 1
J - 1
F - 1

 

[Pupik]

W - 1
N - 1
F - 1

La-la text.

 

[Stiggy]

G - 1pt
J - 1pt
R - 1pt

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIXTEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 25th October 0900 BST.
  
• Good luck!

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Submitted Entries​

Lotus mechanics celebrate 12th by doing the robot dance.

"Heikki regrets his decision to return to the pit lane after seeing a mechanic bent over in pain and another one staring at him with a large pole"

So, if I shake hands with this invisible dwarf, we get to keep the name Lotus?

Lotus gets ready to compete in the three-legged-race.

Lotus guys: “i’m lovin’it®”

Guy on Left: What are you up to after the race?
Guy on right: Just going to hang out with a friend
Left: You don't have any friends
Right: Do too, he was here a minute ago
Left: Oh, so he's invisible? Well I'll shake his hand as an aopology

Lotus mechanics bend over and take one for the team.

One Lotus mechanic gets a bit frisky as the other one prepares to backhand his teammate.

Mechanic "We're in 12th place? Well I'll be buggered!"

Guy on right: Tag! Ha, I got you! Now you have to freeze in place!
Guy on left: But, Trulli's about to come in to pit!
Guy on right: Oh yeah! I can tag him too!

Kovalainen enters the pits just moments before a rear blowout.

12th place is such an accomplishment for Lotus, they are already preparing for Bernie Ecclestone's visit

INVISIBLE JUDO CHOP

Oi, it's Hekki! Quick, pass me another fire extinguisher!

Guy on left: Okay, come into the garage.
Guy on right: Talking to me or Heikki?
Guy on left: You need to secure pole position before you can come into the garage.

Guy on Right: Take those gloves off, we don't need another 'Sparco' near Heikki's car
Guy on Left: grrrrrrrrrrr

2 mechanics, 1 pitbox.

(and it's about to be filled with something that looks quite a lot like poo)

Jim: Oh no, Jarno's coming! I bet he's going to try and flog us some of his wine again. I HATE WINE!
Bob: Stay perfectly still.. A racing driver's vision is based solely on movement.

Once again Lotus team practices their fire drill!

...All right Stop! Lock up your brakes and listen,
Heikki's back and he's in 12th position.
Something just doesn't seem right.
Could be all the wheelnuts we loosened last night?
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know,
we're just gonna wait for Sutil's engine to blow!..

"I'll be the champagne, you pop my cork."

Guy on right: I feel like an amateur.
Guy on left: I understand, since it's your first time, just drop it at the right moment.
Guy on right: I hope I don't mess up my job as a lollipop man.

WARNING: Playing practical jokes on your fellow pit crew members may lead to them running across the pitlane and almost being run over by one of the team's cars.

The Kama Sutra, page 12: The Lotus Position...

Nice to meet you Bernie but we are in a pit stop right now.

RIGHT: What you are doing?
LEFT: Seeing the television. Someone installed it in the pitbox.
RIGHT: Don't be lazy man, prepare - a car from our team is coming!
LEFT: I will do it!

After a lotus mechanic sad he thought that his team was the fittest in the paddock they returned the favour.

YMCA!

 

[Famine]

C - 1
G - 1
J - 1

And a whole bunch of runners-up that I'd have voted for. And this additional text is in no way a bid to stop the forum software lowercasing my text. Nosiree.

 

[daan]

S - 2
O - 1

I would have voted for B, but I don't see Kubica in the picture...

 

[PeterJB]

V-1
l-1
g-1

 

[TopGearFTW]

C -2
o -1

 

[Beliall]

R - 1

y - 1

o - 1